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R.I.P. « Hooting Yard

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A Website by Frank Key. The Consumptives’ Cave ». Published by Frank Key. Saturday, 18 December, 2010. In Things I Have Learned. Alas, it seems this. Must now serve as a posthumous tribute. Responses to “R.I.P.”. Feed for this Entry. Saturday, 18 December, 2010 at 5:30 pm. A genius has left us. A couple of my regular readers have sent in their tributes: http:/ www.gruts.com/archive/2010/12/18/. Will not be published). Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. Powered by WP Hashcash.

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Birdsong « Hooting Yard

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A Website by Frank Key. A Gent In Ghent ». Published by Frank Key. Thursday, 23 July, 2015. I hope you will agree that this revised version is superior in every way, particularly from an ornithological point of view. The clouds part for ya. Nothing stands in your way. When you’re a grebe. Life is a pop of the cherry. When you’re a grebe. When you’re a grebe. You can soar through the air. When you’re a grebe. Other grebes check you out. You get a fish. These are your favourite things. Feed for this Entry.

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Buzz! « Hooting Yard

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A Website by Frank Key. Classical Grunting ». Published by Frank Key. Friday, 17 July, 2015. Dear Mr Key, Are you still alive? Dear Mr Key, Has your pea-sized yet pulsating brain finally given up the ghost? Is there a terrible vacancy between your ears we devoted readers ought to know about? These are just some of the letters I have received in response to the eerie silence which has fallen over Hooting Yard like a leaden pall. The awful truth is revealed in today’s Dabbler. And it is all about bees!

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Classical Grunting « Hooting Yard

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A Website by Frank Key. Published by Frank Key. Wednesday, 22 July, 2015. In Things I Have Learned. As Hooting Yard is the home of The Grunty Man. I thought I should draw to your attention the latest Ancient and Modern column by Peter Jones in. What a pleasure it was to watch the men’s final at Wimbledon contested with a minimum of grunting, exclaiming and gesticulation. Romans would have approved. I feel inspired by this to write a fat and comprehensive. World History Of Grunts And Grunting. Hooting Yar...

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Prose « Hooting Yard

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A Website by Frank Key. Archive for the 'Prose' Category. Gigantic Bolivian Architectural Diagrams – III. Published by Frank Key. Sunday, 21 August, 2016. The third and final part of an old, old story. La flaque de la mort. I have Jabber to thank for that quotation. Birdhole wanted to delay further to give the two human skeletons a decent Christian burial, but I cuffed her on the temples and snarled at her. Bring Me Your Winding-Sheet, Oh Mother Of Mine. Die sieben letzten Worte des Erlösers am Kreuze.

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A Gent In Ghent « Hooting Yard

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A Website by Frank Key. Toppled Infant ». A Gent In Ghent. Published by Frank Key. Thursday, 6 August, 2015. In Imminent Mental Collapse. I am off to Belgium for a bit. Upon my return, I will strive well, if not. Sinew, then at least some of the more sinewy ones, to revive Hooting Yard so that it is once again a busy and bustling thoroughfare o’ prose. Responses to “A Gent In Ghent”. Feed for this Entry. Friday, 7 August, 2015 at 4:15 pm. Goodspeed, good man. Will not be published). Powered by WP Hashcash.

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ResonanceFM « Hooting Yard

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A Website by Frank Key. Archive for the 'ResonanceFM' Category. The Big Metal Pod. Published by Frank Key. Friday, 8 July, 2016. Apologies for the recent. Here’s a new podcast from Resonance:. The Big Metal Fence. Published by Frank Key. Wednesday, 20 April, 2016. As you will have gathered, I have been in the doldrums for the past couple of weeks. I fully intend to write something about the dolls and the drums, but until then, here is the second part of Hooting Yard Live At Brewer’s Bar. Almost as soon a...

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Subscribe! « Hooting Yard

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A Website by Frank Key. It is a splendid and common sense idea to subscribe to Hooting Yard and thus to make a regular monthly donation to Mr Key. There are four options, as follows:. Whichever option you choose, many thanks. 1 Per Month. This provides Mr Key with four bowls of basic slops, or one bowl of luxury slops (ie, basic slops with added gruel). 5 Per Month. Named after fictional athlete Bobnit Tivol’s chain-smoking coach and mentor, this option pays for a pouch of acrid Serbian tobacco. Hooting ...

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Podcasts « Hooting Yard

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A Website by Frank Key. Archive for the 'Podcasts' Category. The Big Metal Pod. Published by Frank Key. Friday, 8 July, 2016. Apologies for the recent. Here’s a new podcast from Resonance:. The Big Metal Fence. Published by Frank Key. Wednesday, 20 April, 2016. As you will have gathered, I have been in the doldrums for the past couple of weeks. I fully intend to write something about the dolls and the drums, but until then, here is the second part of Hooting Yard Live At Brewer’s Bar. Sooner or later I w...

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Hooting Yard

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A Website by Frank Key. Newer Entries ». Published by Frank Key. Monday, 1 August, 2016. Read and digest the piece. Below Then reread it and redigest it. If necessary, rereread it and reredigest it. Now, using a sharpened pencil and a sheet of foolscap paper, write a variation of the piece from the point of view of the companion, Squiffy. You should aim to address the following matters:. 1 Why do you think the narrator keeps nagging Squiffy regarding his goggles, ear-corks, nasal icicles, and furry boots?