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September | 2009 | ANNA WRITES STORIES.

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Skip to search - Accesskey = s. On being the teenage son of a television star. By anna on September 3, 2009. On people’s faces when they figure it out is always the same. Like they’re taking a big shit. Dude, you’re his kid? I make some non-committal gesture. If it’s a guy he’ll high-five me, grinning. A lot of guys at Stanford, where I’m a sophomore, have this reaction. I was obsessed with that show in high school he’s the man, yo! Tell him I said that. Seriously. Plus, first boobs I ever saw. It had ac...

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October | 2009 | ANNA WRITES STORIES.

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Skip to search - Accesskey = s. By anna on October 29, 2009. My mom was drinking a glass of white wine and watching Nick at Nite. Ricky was screaming at Lucy that she had some ‘splaining to do. I said I was going to work (late shift at Dairy Queen), she said be careful and I walked out the door. I’m twenty-five now, and I have to divorce my father. I don’t mean that in the teenage tell him you hate him and slam your bedroom door way. I mean it in the literal way. I’m married to my father. You look like s...

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Anne Frank & The Frankfurters | ANNA WRITES STORIES.

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Skip to search - Accesskey = s. Anne Frank and The Frankfurters. By anna on July 2, 2009. A lot Like four times a day stop what you’re doing in a Dunkin Donuts bathroom a lot. He knew it was becoming compulsive, but he also knew the root of it wasn’t specific to sex, just fantasies in general. So by not jerking off, he would be removing the symptom, but not the cause. He told Dave Miller, with whom he smoked weed down the street on school nights, to do the same. Dave was generally less carried away b...

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The Orifice | ANNA WRITES STORIES.

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Skip to search - Accesskey = s. By anna on July 28, 2009. Best porn director in the Valley could make a takeoff on. Because it’s more or less impossible to “wryly” cum on someone’s tits. Laquo; This American Affair. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.

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the last days of rachel cohen, 1979 | ANNA WRITES STORIES.

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Skip to search - Accesskey = s. The last days of rachel cohen, 1979. By anna on October 14, 2009. Printed anonymously in the East Side Hebrew Institute Alumni Newsletter, 2006). Twenty-seven teenage girls were expelled from the East Side Hebrew Institute for Women in 1979. I was one of them. ESHI never released an official reason for the expulsion, and the twenty-seven of us swore silence in order to avoid the wrath of our parents and the community. One, not having your uniform pressed. Chell’s parents w...

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Fakeposal | ANNA WRITES STORIES.

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Skip to search - Accesskey = s. By anna on October 29, 2009. My mom was drinking a glass of white wine and watching Nick at Nite. Ricky was screaming at Lucy that she had some ‘splaining to do. I said I was going to work (late shift at Dairy Queen), she said be careful and I walked out the door. I’m twenty-five now, and I have to divorce my father. I don’t mean that in the teenage tell him you hate him and slam your bedroom door way. I mean it in the literal way. I’m married to my father. You look like s...

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December | 2009 | ANNA WRITES STORIES.

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Skip to search - Accesskey = s. By anna on December 30, 2009. Did you mean…. The little-known sequel to hit children’s film. 2 August 1997 (USA). Miranda’s family is extraordinary. She… isn’t. Pitched by first-time writer/director Rory O’Shea as “Dumbass Matilda.”. When the budget ran out in the middle of shooting, O’Shea backed the film with his personal funds (earned from a slip-and-fall lawsuit settled out of court in 1993). Over 6,000 little girls auditioned for the eponymous Miranda.

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Hollywood Likes Reversals | ANNA WRITES STORIES.

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Skip to search - Accesskey = s. By anna on December 30, 2009. Did you mean…. The little-known sequel to hit children’s film. 2 August 1997 (USA). Miranda’s family is extraordinary. She… isn’t. Pitched by first-time writer/director Rory O’Shea as “Dumbass Matilda.”. When the budget ran out in the middle of shooting, O’Shea backed the film with his personal funds (earned from a slip-and-fall lawsuit settled out of court in 1993). Over 6,000 little girls auditioned for the eponymous Miranda. You are comment...

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July | 2009 | ANNA WRITES STORIES.

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Skip to search - Accesskey = s. By anna on July 28, 2009. Best porn director in the Valley could make a takeoff on. Because it’s more or less impossible to “wryly” cum on someone’s tits. By anna on July 19, 2009. There has been some confusion and I would like to re-state that this is fiction. I have not, to my knowledge, had sex with Ira Glass. His wife is out. You tell him your thesis is on Roland Barthes’ theory of bourgeois cultural signifiers. For example: wine, in a culture like that of the Fren...

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The Detachables | ANNA WRITES STORIES.

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Skip to search - Accesskey = s. By anna on March 28, 2010. If you are a teenage girl in the year 3000. Here are some of the things your mom will be on your ass about:. Not spending all the money you make as a counter girl at the Future Freeze on holograms of pop stars. Taking your brain microchip out before bed or else it’ll dry up. Doing all the extra credit for calculus class (because the future isn’t really that different in some ways). And staying away from Detachables. Nobody’s certain how the conta...