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fresh mincemeat: Because Jamaican Me Crazy

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July 18, 2011. Because Jamaican Me Crazy. It sounds easy, doesn't it? What if relaxing makes me anxious? I'm normal, I swear.). Later this week I'll be traveling to Jamaica. An all inclusive. This worries me. I might have to drink Jamaica rum. Frick. I know, tough life, right? Because I remember seeing the spark in the first few minutes they met. And while I never imagined they would be getting married 4 years later, I can't say that I haven't been waiting for this day. Characters used = 1,000.

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fresh mincemeat: And I Will Try To Fix You

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July 15, 2011. And I Will Try To Fix You. Come December, I will have been a receptionist for seven years. A job I was told would be a "stepping stone" after graduation. A job I never expected to love. A job I never expected would change me. A job that, after all these years, still surprises me daily. Oh, and frustrates me daily. (These are both good things.). Characters used = 1,000. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Among the Empty Eternities. Beautiful, funny, sad and true.

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fresh mincemeat: I'll Be Better When I'm Older

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July 13, 2011. I'll Be Better When I'm Older. At what point can you call yourself an adult? Is it a matter of age? The concept of being an adult never appealed to me. I realise you can't escape it, I just wonder where that feeling of maturity comes from. I don't clean. I stay up too late and sleep too little. Sometimes I eat cookie dough (with raw eggs for the double whammy) for dinner. I am sarcastic in nature and use naughty language. Characters used = 1,000. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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fresh mincemeat: Put Me In A Room, Distraction Less

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June 8, 2011. Put Me In A Room, Distraction Less. Procrastination is contagious. Here’s a list of 25 things I should be doing (in no particular order):. Going to bed at a normal time. Changing my name on my credit cards (last thing! Writing back to a foreign exchange friend (from October). Spending the last of my gift cards. Writing my cousin back (from May). Designing a poster for my work. Dying my hair (priorities). Cleaning my car (to sell it). Planning a game night (it was never promised).

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fresh mincemeat: Get On The Plane, It's Fine. It's Fine.

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June 6, 2011. Get On The Plane, It's Fine. It's Fine. I love gore. Every good movie should have a touch of it. I know I should like movies with happy endings, but those are the movies I can't stomach (or believe). Horror movies have a familiar pace and tone I enjoy. I've often said that all good movies have at least one proper decapitation. It may be surprising that there's three on-screen events I can't stand to watch. Vomiting. (Enough said.). Serial killers who take you while you sleep? The list of now.

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Contributors – Leahpeah's Creative Humans Magazine

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Leahpeah's Creative Humans Magazine. Everyone Is Creative, Including You. Buy Ad Space, Issues or Sidebar. For details. Email. Purchase Now on Magcloud! Submit your own Creativity IS to @Leahpeah. Each issue of LP Creative Humans is jam-packed with wonderful contributors like yourself. Has been known to drive people crazy with her project after project lifestyle. Leah is a writer and interviewer. And an advocate for the mental health community. She co-founded RealMental.org. And wrote a book. She believe...

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My Best Friend's Baby: New Motherhood is a Bitch

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My Best Friend's Baby. Just when you think, "thank God, no more wedding invitations"; your friends are having a baby. When you’re still single, or nowhere near babyville, how do you cope with your best friend’s pregnancy and baby? New Motherhood is a Bitch. Motherhood (like labor) is different for all of us. As a new mom, well, it is damn hard. In fact, with already pre-formed play-groups based on children's ages and mother's likes and friendships, well it was a complex relationship that intimidated ...

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fresh mincemeat: So Beautiful To Me Your Mystery

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June 10, 2011. So Beautiful To Me Your Mystery. When I was 15 I moved from Canada to the United States. While my accent is a strange Wisconsin-Alberta blend, my thoughts are less of a melting pot. Things that I know from Canada, I don't expect to see in the U.S and vice versa. When something forces me to blend my memories, I get confused. Of course, just look closer. Characters used = 1,000. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Among the Empty Eternities. Bethany hiitola : writer.

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fresh mincemeat: Though You Treat Me Like A Dancing Bear

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July 31, 2011. Though You Treat Me Like A Dancing Bear. Twelve years ago girl moves to new country. Boy meets girl. Boy likes girl. Girl is oblivious to his advances but happy to have a friend. Girl gets to know boy and goes to the movies with him (as friends). Boy is happy. Girl is happy, but in denial. Soon boy and girl start dating. Skip to the end. Girl and boy get married one year ago. In New York (because we're trendy like that). Two of the hardest things about marriage that no one warned me about?