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Breed of the Month | Max's Chronicles
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Breed of the Month. January 5, 2009 at 6:22 am. Breed of the Month. This month we feature the NEWFOUNDLAND! Now let me tell you these are BIG dogs! Most of them have their own zip codes. When Heidi and I were writing our scientific paper on ‘Drool’ we used our friends- the Newfoundland breed- to help us out. Plenty of good research material… let me tell you! One of the friendliest breeds, The ‘Newfoundland’ was originally used in cod fisheries to pull nets and boats ashore! Although a little (? Address n...
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The Vets Office | Max's Chronicles
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January 5, 2009 at 6:18 am. Anatomy of a Vets Office. I have noticed over the years that a trip to the Vet is essentially a barrel of laughs for humans and has no redeeming qualities for us dogs. Why you ask? For starters let’s look at the features of a typical Vets office. 3 Have you ever noticed there are absolutely no sticks, toys, frisbees, tennis balls, hot dogs or pizza in a Vets office? Yet our masters bring us to these places like we’re going to Disney World! 5 This has not yet been confirmed but...
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Custom Dog FolkArt | Max's Chronicles
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My master makes these chew toys. Ooops…. these beautiful custom folk art sculptures. For other humans who really like their dogs. All you need to do is send him a picture. And if I don’t chew it up before he sees it, he will take some wood and make your dog look ten times more talented than he actually is. This first example is of Lucky (a beautiful white German Shepherd dog) – she is sitting on a chair that is balanced by the bottom dog who is doing a shoulder stand. It is called Yoga Dogs. All you need...
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February | 2009 | Max's Chronicles
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Archive for February, 2009. I’m Molly (a.k.a. The Circus Girl). My sister Becky and I have finally found a way to get our Toast! Now listen up….as you all know, dough is one of the essential canine food groups. With the exception of maybe hot dogs, dough is right up at the top of the canine food pyramid! For you pups out there, here’s a quick list of the top 3 dough treats:. Muffin (any kind, with butter). Cookie (butter…. hmmmm). Becky and I looked at each other and I think we both thought of out next i...
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Grip-Ums | Max's Chronicles
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January 5, 2009 at 6:12 am. This month Heidi and I are pleased to welcome our newest sponsor – The Grip-Um Company, makers of the strap-on ‘Grip Rite Paw Covers’. The world’s only paw covers that are GUARANTEED to get you out of the Vet’s office FAST! When you see that needle coming at you and you need to make a quick get-away, don’t settle for imitations – get genuine Grip Rites. Don’t take our word for it! Listen to what other dogs just like you have to say about Grip Rite Paw Covers:. Our dog engineer...
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Anatomy of a Stick! | Max's Chronicles
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Anatomy of a Stick! January 5, 2009 at 6:54 am. The Anatomy of a Stick. For all you science buffs Heidi and I have completed the definitive work on the inner workings of a stick. All your questions are answered such as:. 8211; Why do sticks do what they do? 8211; Are sticks habit forming? Where do sticks go when we lose them? Which end of the stick should I hold? Buy, lease or rent? Sticks in the house? If sticks are so great why doesn’t my master chew them? What’s the ideal age for a stick? Subscribe to...
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The Magic Toaster | Max's Chronicles
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February 5, 2009 at 7:20 am. I’m Molly (a.k.a. The Circus Girl). My sister Becky and I have finally found a way to get our Toast! Now listen up….as you all know, dough is one of the essential canine food groups. With the exception of maybe hot dogs, dough is right up at the top of the canine food pyramid! For you pups out there, here’s a quick list of the top 3 dough treats:. Muffin (any kind, with butter). Cookie (butter…. hmmmm). Becky and I looked at each other and I think we both thought of out next ...
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Max's Chronicles | Stories by dogs, for dogs, about dogs | Page 2
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Biscuit Replicator Letter to Max. Letters to the Editor -Installations. The letters keep pouring in about our Biscuit Replicato. R- here’s one:. Dear Heidi and Max, Thank you for your prompt service in delivering our new Acme Biscuit Replicator. Amazingly, the three semi-tractor trailer rigs pulled up to my masters house exactly 1 week to the day after they signed the second mortgage papers for phase one of your easy financing plan. As you’ve probably guessed by now it was the ‘red’ wire. Ear Max, ItR...
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