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Alamo Land: 9/11/05 MY MOWER, MY FRIEND
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I wish I was a catfish.swimmin' the deep blue sea. 'Cause then I'd have all you pretty little women.fishin' after me.". Sunday, September 11, 2005. 9/11/05 MY MOWER, MY FRIEND. Up until yesterday morning, there were two things that never particularly excited me: 1) Mowing; and 2) Lawn and gardening equipment. Until yesterday. I distinctly remember thinking to myself, “Holy shit this is easy! Ohand yes, it is. Raining on my shiny clean car. Things have been a bit hectic for me lately just wanted to let yo...
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Alamo Land: Deadeye Dick
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I wish I was a catfish.swimmin' the deep blue sea. 'Cause then I'd have all you pretty little women.fishin' after me.". Tuesday, February 14, 2006. Up until my friend Y asked me to write a little on this topic, I hadn’t thought much about that pesky hunting accident involving our Vice President. But Y got me thinking, and I think we all know that can be a little dangerous. And scroll down to " Construction of a typical shotshell.". OkayLet's try that again. If you’ve ever been quail hunting, you...
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Alamo Land: 10/19 WE DO CHICKEN RIGHT
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I wish I was a catfish.swimmin' the deep blue sea. 'Cause then I'd have all you pretty little women.fishin' after me.". Wednesday, October 19, 2005. 10/19 WE DO CHICKEN RIGHT. A friend of mine, who used to be a city cop, told me a rather disturbing story a couple of years ago. Because I’m in a sharing mood this morning, I figured I’d share it with the rest of the world. This story is true:. Steering wheel in one hand. Chicken in the other (yes, chicken). Pulled erect wiener from pants. Now I understand t...
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Alamo Land: Bad Boy...Bad, Bad Boy
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I wish I was a catfish.swimmin' the deep blue sea. 'Cause then I'd have all you pretty little women.fishin' after me.". Saturday, December 03, 2005. Bad Boy.Bad, Bad Boy. Part of my daily drive taking the kids to school includes stopping at a few stoplights. Friday morning, I stopped at one of those lights, smack dab behind a Chevy stepside pickup truck. Try as I did, I could not imagine why someone would want that on their vehicle. What exactly is this guy trying to tell the world? 8220;Oh, that. To top...
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Alamo Land: AH, THE MEMORIES
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I wish I was a catfish.swimmin' the deep blue sea. 'Cause then I'd have all you pretty little women.fishin' after me.". Saturday, November 05, 2005. AH, THE MEMORIES. Spring cleaning in October? Is this a sign of the Apocalypse? The Warden took The Girl to basketball practice this morning, leaving me with instructions: “Don’t bother cleaning anything more than the kitchen, because I’ll end up having to come back and do it over.” Sometimes incompetence is nice! What was the point of this post again? Wow I...
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Alamo Land: Ingredients
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I wish I was a catfish.swimmin' the deep blue sea. 'Cause then I'd have all you pretty little women.fishin' after me.". Thursday, October 13, 2005. My dinner tonight consisted of a nice salad. Nothing fancy, just a plain ol’ salad with some cucumber, a few croutons, and some diced tomato. Oh, and I also sprinkled on some Betty Crocker Bacos (which, of course, contain absolutely no bacon) and some McCormick “Salad Toppins.”. Then I noticed the bold-faced print directly below the list of yummy ingredients:.
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Alamo Land: Walter Palmer
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I wish I was a catfish.swimmin' the deep blue sea. 'Cause then I'd have all you pretty little women.fishin' after me.". Sunday, August 02, 2015. I cannot fathom how someone takes pleasure in killing. And animal for sport - Especially protected animals. Walter Palmer is a despicable excuse for a human being. I have so much to say, but it really isn't anything more than zillions of others have already said. Go to hell, Walter. I hope your business fails, and that life takes a big ol' shit on you.
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Alamo Land: Red White and Blow Me (Did I say that out loud?)
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I wish I was a catfish.swimmin' the deep blue sea. 'Cause then I'd have all you pretty little women.fishin' after me.". Monday, March 13, 2006. Red White and Blow Me (Did I say that out loud? Watching ABC news this morning. They were discussing the "plight" of a woman whose husband is in Iraq. She apparently has a “Support our Troops” sign in her front yard, which violates the rules of the homeowners association to which she belongs. Here’s a local Tampa story. Instead of buying one of those lame-ass mag...
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Alamo Land: FRIDAY AT THE GROCERY STORE
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I wish I was a catfish.swimmin' the deep blue sea. 'Cause then I'd have all you pretty little women.fishin' after me.". Friday, August 19, 2005. FRIDAY AT THE GROCERY STORE. So my son and I went to the neighborhood grocery store to get some stuff for dinner tonight. When it came time for checkout, my son suggested we used the self-checkout lane. You know.the ones where you scan your own crap. The payment part of the operation was here (whew). I slid the card through the appropriate mechanical orifice...
