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Mockery Machine: 07: Never Ape an Ape Man
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Wednesday, 15 June 2011. 07: Never Ape an Ape Man. We open on a canyon and a film set. Daphne's Uncle has invited the gang to the filming of his new picture: Ape Man of Forbidden Mountain. They've been employed as extras. Apparently the townspeople, who were the old extras, have left their posts because they believe an Ape Man burnt down a mansion. Ape Men hate the wealthy, apparently. I can apreciate that. The Gang are facing this guy but still don't see the Ape Man. Fuck that. Ass Nurses 4 I guess.
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Mockery Machine: 04: Mine Your Own Business
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Tuesday, 17 May 2011. 04: Mine Your Own Business. Before we begin I'd like to comment that: 'Mine Your Own Business' sounds like a terrible piece of business advice. If you manufacture like, calenders, then mining your place of work will have disastrous effects. We open with a panoramic shot of a deserted ghost town. A turkey vulture makes a noise like a screaming child, and we zoom in on an abandoned mine. Just a homeless man living in a mine. Ghost Towns. Also Fred looks on the verge of tears. Look at ...
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Mockery Machine: 03: Hassle in the Castle
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Tuesday, 10 May 2011. 03: Hassle in the Castle. We open on a spooky looking dilapidated castle, crumbling in the middle of, either mist or swamp I don't know which. A ghost pulls out a telescope and creates one of the strangest images I've seen in a while. I then have to eat my words as we see the gang sailing (another goddam boat) with Scooby Doo floating just above the deck. Also Velma looks like she only has one tooth. A racist demon levitates a pimento olive. Are they even on the sea? Yeah, not happy.
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Mockery Machine: S202: Mystery Mask Mix Up
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Friday, 28 February 2014. S202: Mystery Mask Mix Up. We open on a vaguely Asian inspired temple. Full of bats. Just chock full of bats. China is full of bats. Inside two shifty looking dudes are kowtowing to a giant gold statue of Buddha with his crotch on fire. This is also clearly not Buddha. I don't know who this guy is supposed to be. Go Go Power Racist! The worshippers reveal their faces and it turns out they're like. ghost apes or something? Seriously what the hell is going on here. They don't ever...
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Mockery Machine: 02: A Clue for Scooby-Doo
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Friday, 6 May 2011. 02: A Clue for Scooby-Doo. After the psychedelic opening theme, we are greeted with a glowing full moon. The camera pans down to a beach where glowing radioactive looking footprints grace the sand. We pan again to see what appears to be a diver caught in seaweed. Should we help him? We already know he's not a real Ghost Diver, and there's no one for him to fool, so why he covered he's even pretending to be a ghost now is a mystery. Yeah, great location Fred. You serial killer. In anot...
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Mockery Machine: 08: Foul Play in Funland
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Sunday, 19 June 2011. 08: Foul Play in Funland. We open on a beach during the day, which is new, and pan to the gang searching for clams. This is something that turns up pretty often in episodes of 'What's New Scooby Doo? I think clams might be the only thing keeping the gang from starving. They're all so exited! There's then a discussion about how much Scooby hates clams and how they send Shaggy into some kind of religious extacy. Look at him, he loves clams so much it's making him orgasm hard. Which it...
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Mockery Machine: 01: What a Night for a Knight.
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Thursday, 5 May 2011. 01: What a Night for a Knight. This image always makes me laugh. It's how unhappy everyone looks, seriously, there's not a happy face amongst them, (except perhaps Velma who looks like she's having a nervous orgasm). Look at Fred there, his lips are pouting, he's about to cry. Haha, classic stuff. Anyway, on to the episode. They are then terrified by a frog, which Scooby then chases, resulting in Shaggy's beard getting skin for a few seconds. This is my truck. This is what I do.
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Mockery Machine: 11: A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts
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Sunday, 31 July 2011. 11: A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts. Hey guys, sorry I haven't posted in such a long time I have been quite sick and I feared watching an episode of 'Scooby Doo Where Are You? Might have made it worse. We open on a castle battlements, where a. wolfman? Something like that, it's skin is purple, looks down forlornly from the battlements. Kind of looks like a sad hippie. What do you think they somehow transported a werewolf with the stones? And just didn't notice? I hate you so much.
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Mockery Machine: 05: Decoy For a Dognapper
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Tuesday, 24 May 2011. 05: Decoy For a Dognapper. We open with Scooby wandering happily through the Autumn leaves. He smacks his face on a random statue of a deer, and, whilst reeling from the pain, spots a sexy poodle being walked. Poodles are automatically sexy to other dogs. The Poodle then gets Dognapped. I sort of love the way the lady walking the poodle says Dognapped. Like, she doesn't say: "Someone's taken my dog! Same exact beach. Fred keeps taking them back there. It ends up being part of a lame...
