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Date me, D.C.!: Date Night Court case No. 38742: The People vs. Man from Tinder
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Thursday, April 17, 2014. Date Night Court case No. 38742: The People vs. Man from Tinder. Editor's note: This is post is the an idea borne out of a fun night with my good girlfriends Erin and Julie. I think you'll get the gist of it as we go along. To submit dates for Date Night Court, please email me. Court is now in session. I'm Judge Katie, and today we will be reviewing case No. 38742: The People vs. Man from Tinder. Gabby*, totally normal D.C. girl who works at a nonprofit. April 11, 2014. And that...
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Date me, D.C.!: If you can't find someone to date, be better or lower your standards
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Tuesday, April 15, 2014. If you can't find someone to date, be better or lower your standards. Nope - this babe's a brainiac out to change the world. According to her biography, Alamuddin, 36, is a lawyer, specializing in international law. She is a graduate of the New York University School of Law and Oxford. She's fluent in French and Arabic, too. She's a co-author of a book titled "The Law and Practice of the Special Tribunal for Lebanon," among other things. And she is never going out with you. Takin...
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Date me, D.C.!: Fire eHarmony: "Five Things to Consider Before Deciding Your New Love is 'The One'"
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Thursday, March 20, 2014. Fire eHarmony: "Five Things to Consider Before Deciding Your New Love is 'The One'". First of all, I was perusing eHarmony and debating which blog post I was going to eviscerate when I saw " Unsure if You've Met 'The One? Six Key Things to Consider. When I clicked into that, one of eHarmony's suggested readings was this one - " Five Things to Consider Before Deciding Your New Love is 'The One.'. So right off the bat - what the hell happened to the sixth step? The eHarmony page s...
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Date me, D.C.!: "This is for CHARITY, you assholes!" or How I Ended up Selling for Top Dollar at the Arlington Young Democrats' Date Auction
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Sunday, March 27, 2011. This is for CHARITY, you assholes! Or How I Ended up Selling for Top Dollar at the Arlington Young Democrats' Date Auction. She was one of the first people I laid eyes on Wednesday night: A statuesque blonde in a purple sheath dress who bore an uncanny resemblance to perpetually cute actress Kristen Bell. I thought to myself, suddenly feeling as short and stout as the proverbial little teapot. She'll definitely be highly priced. I was at Clarendon Grill. Finally, the death blow: A...
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Steyn's Cave: April 2015
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Saturday, April 18, 2015. Public Speaking and Stage Fright: How i overcame my fears and became a "confident, alpha, important and seductive trance-inducing speaker"! My journey and how you can perhaps overcome your own fears. After i am done delivering my speech. The Past: My first public speaking experience.oh the horrors. Let me capture your attention by first telling you how terrible i actually was and about my first public speaking i did, Honestly, i don't even want to remember it now because its jus...
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Steyn's Cave: March 2014
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Saturday, March 29, 2014. Cheating For Dummies: How to cheat on your girlfriend without getting caught PART 1. While i advise dumping your girlfriend if you are going to cheat because this gives you better chance of getting back with her after you are done banging other girls to your. Heart's delight, there are a lot of reasons why you would NOT want to dump or lose your girl for even the shortest amount of time but still want to cheat. This guide is for helping with that. 1 Cover your tool. Its simple, ...
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Steyn's Cave: January 2011
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Sunday, January 16, 2011. It is like i am having a period or something.and i am a GUY! This is NOT normal. No offense to the ladies of course. I couldn't find another analogy so this has to do, sorry if it seems out of place, the feelings i have been going through lately, seem equivalent to feelings that girls experience during that time of month. So in my previous entry. I mean GOD DAMN IT, we were friends for a DECADE. And not just friends, best fucking buds. We laughed at same jokes, we would share th...
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Steyn's Cave: December 2011
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Friday, December 23, 2011. I fuckin hate myself. At least i have gym to take my anger out but i am so pissed off from myself. FML. I need to work on my goals and act a fucking adult. ARGHHHHHHHH. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Awesome Things I Do. I cant believe my awesomeness. Lindsay Lohen Fucks Me. Awesome Inc. template. Powered by Blogger.
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