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The Slice: Play It As It Lies Or Get Off The Beach!
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Wednesday, June 23, 2010. Play It As It Lies Or Get Off The Beach! Mini-stories from last weekend's College World Series trip, my first successful one in three attempts:. You can't go to the CWS and not cheer for somebody, so in the past, we've picked a random team and half-ass supported them. But this year we upped the ante, actually purchasing TCU gear to wear all day long. We quickly learned the Horned Frog hand symbol. MyShawn quotes of all time, but there would be like 20 honorable mentions.). When ...
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The Slice: Applications For The Wolfpack
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Sunday, June 22, 2014. Applications For The Wolfpack. From left: Hendo, Me, Double D,. Marcus Mumford wearing Russell Westbrook's glasses,. JDub My apologies for the poor quality of the picture. It looks like it was taken with a disposable camera in 1993, but you can tell that it's not that old because of Double D's shirt. Oh wait. I guess you'll just have to trust me that it's not from 1993. Must enjoy golfing, drinking, acting afool. Above average ability in lawn and/or tailgating games a must....Must ...
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The Slice: Undeterred
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Tuesday, July 1, 2014. Apparently Philly Steak and Cheese Hot Pockets are being recalled, due to a previously announced recall from a California meat company, deeming the gloriously flavored steak "not fit for human food.". View my complete profile. Matty P In Indonesia. Picture Window template. Powered by Blogger.
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The Slice: Question Of The Day (Hey, Remember Those?)
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Friday, May 23, 2014. Question Of The Day (Hey, Remember Those? I officially got concerned that I might have to back this up someday. I have to remember that I'm not 19 anymore, and $500 really isn't that much money. So, the Question of the Day, which yes, I know, are much less fun when we don't have comments anymore, but at least it might make you think a little bit, learn about your own personal boundaries- how much money would it take you to dive through a urinal trough? View my complete profile.
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The Slice: Announcement
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Monday, July 7, 2014. Well, gang, I have news. Last week I got picked up by rockchalktalk.com to write about my beloved Kansas Jayhawks. While it ain't gonna pay much, it's certainly going to pay more than The Slice does. (There were a couple instances when somebody bought me a beer as a thank you for keeping them entertained at work.so we'll generously call it $15 over eight years.). References, or talk about how awesome and hilarious me and my friends are? It ain't the Butterfly, it's the Tootsee Roll!
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The Slice: Laughter
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Tuesday, May 13, 2014. Three things that I can't stop laughing about lately, but might not make you laugh at all:. 1 insert Brad Pitt noise. When my boo Chelsea is onscreen, by asking questions like " What do you think her hair smells like? Or " Don't you think this scene would be more dramatic if Chelsea took her shirt off? And now, simply by really paying attention to a movie and keeping my ears open during a dramatic part, I've ruined Legends of the Fall. It's funny when the British (British? From a c...
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The Slice: The Top 5. Volume 3.
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Monday, March 26, 2007. The Top 5. Volume 3. Every guy who has been to college knows and understands the beauty of the fake name. If you're talking to an annoying girl, if you're out of town, or if you're just feeling stupid and exceedingly drunk, the fake name is everything from a lifesaver to a good laugh. Here are my top 5 favorite fake names I have employed at various times over the last few years. It was not very believable, and it's ripped off from Big Daddy. 2: Chip (last name unknown). A little b...
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The Slice: Derby-Less. Sans Derby.
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Friday, May 2, 2014. Derby-Less. Sans Derby. Well, here we are. In a spot I hoped never to be in. Schne tried to get me to go to the Kentucky Derby for a couple of years right after he moved to Louisville, and I came up with a lame excuse both times. After I finally went in 2008 and had one of the most fun weekends of my life. I said " Welp, I'm coming every year until I either get married or have a kid. Things I'll miss the most include, but are not limited to, the following:. On a scale of 1-10 I'm rea...
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The Slice: The 134th Running Of The Kentucky Derby: A Retrospective Novel
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Monday, May 5, 2008. The 134th Running Of The Kentucky Derby: A Retrospective Novel. Kyle: eldest Schneweis brother, fellow Lawrence resident, 2nd Derby. Schne: youngest Schneweis brother, Louisville resident, Derby veteran. JV: Schneweis' roommate, Derby veteran. Whenever we are reunited it is certain trouble. I may or may not have a large man-crush on JV. Scott: middle Schneweis brother, making the drive down from Minneapolis. 2nd Derby. Me: the Derby virgin of the group. You know why.". My favorite ho...
