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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa: Back to the Penis Profile Pic Debate

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa. Wednesday, 2 November 2011. Back to the Penis Profile Pic Debate. So in the name of research, I recently started listening to Dan Savage’s podcasts. 8221; . Oh boy. My loss is all I can say. My loss. That’s 4 years I didn’t have Dan ‘Swoon’ Savage. I spent this evening studying – by which I mean reading Dan Savage’s columns until my eyes started bleeding. And imagine my joy when I came across the exact same question. Totally Confused Female's question:. I'm wond...

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa: Best wedding photo ever

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa. Saturday, 1 June 2013. Best wedding photo ever. For some reason, the thought of a big white wedding fills me with dread. The kind of dread that extends to nightmares, where I wake up in a cold sweat, heart thumping, dry mouth – and then nothing but pure, unadulterated relief that it was all just a dream. If I ever did get married, this comes close to the picture I have in my head. Quinn Miller Photo Design. Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.".

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa: I just want a gal to treat me like a crime scene

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa. Sunday, 2 June 2013. I just want a gal to treat me like a crime scene. I feel a little bad. I have only been posting the train smashes, the horrors, the cringe-making messages I have received from guys on TSS. And I really don't want to come across as a man basher. So I thought it high time to share a couple of great profiles. Ones literally had me laughing out loud – in a good way! Without doubt one of the best profiles I have ever read:. Who looks for it below...

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa: Delicate Lady Di Orchid or Greater Bornean Venus Fly Trap

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa. Monday, 3 June 2013. Delicate Lady Di Orchid or Greater Bornean Venus Fly Trap. A very educational conversation I had with Shrek about The Glorious South:. I have a question. Care to enlighten me? If a certain gentleman (yes, I use the term very loosely) asks for a picture of – you know – The Glorious South, well how do I say "Hell no! In a subtle way? Or is this a completely normal request? And if so, seriously? Be careful what you wish for though, you may get ...

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa: Visual stimulation: not just a guy thing

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa. Friday, 28 October 2011. Visual stimulation: not just a guy thing. So yesterday evening, I had my second visit from Mr. Maybe. Okay, let’s not call him Mr. Maybe anymore. After all, that so went out the window the minute he lowered his sexy mouth onto me at the dam the other day. What to rename him? Let’s just say it hurts like hell on the insides of my thighs when I try to dance or do stretches. It is so uninhibiting! I must get some dirty, sexy lingerie now&#4...

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa: Mr. Maybe

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa. Saturday, 10 September 2011. So, as I was saying in my musings yesterday, as amusing and sexy and pleasurable as all this hot, sexy, dirty, twisted messaging between The Shark and myself, I was certainly expending a whole lot more energy than I anticipated in trying to get my groove on … and my groove was SO not satiated …. So this brought me to Thursday afternoon, sitting there after another sex-drenched frantic G-mail exchange between The Shark and myself.

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa: November 2011

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa. Tuesday, 22 November 2011. Why I was AWOL for so long. I am sorry to anyone who reads this blog. I have been AWOL for far longer than I anticipated. An entire month now that I look at the blog. That is way bad! What can I say except sorry? Oh dear. I think I fell in love. With some one I met on a skanky, random hook-up site. How insane is that? And I didn't even want to fall in love. That's why I joined this site in the first place! But I do still have a fair bi...

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa: It will chew you up and spit you out like an old chappie

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa. Friday, 31 May 2013. It will chew you up and spit you out like an old chappie. I am sitting here listening to The Doors. And Jim is singing:

. People are strange when you're a stranger
. Faces look ugly when you're alone
. Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
. Streets are uneven when you're down

 .". Given the amount of drugs he took, he had some incredible moments of lucidity. Hell, just skip straight to sex therapy. Something - anything, please! Question ...

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa: That awkward moment when you bump into some one you actually know

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa. Wednesday, 29 May 2013. That awkward moment when you bump into some one you actually know. I was waiting for this moment sooner or later. But I was hoping deep down it would never happen. So I received one awesome reply to my latest Dear Diary post. Your latest diary entry had me in stitches! 2) No sex offenders list available to cross check with. 

. 5) We all have differing levels of maturity. Pause for: awkward silence. I mean, as much as I want to answer him...

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa: Mr. Licentious aka Caleb The Cool Lawyer to the rescue

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Musings of a singleton in southern Africa. Saturday, 1 October 2011. Mr Licentious aka Caleb The Cool Lawyer to the rescue. Yes, I am still stewing about The Douche. But I so had to get this off my chest though. Lucky, help is at hand .: Caleb The Cool Lawyer - and he's getting cooler by the second. 8232;
Perfect Reply from The Cool Lawyer (Hmmm … perhaps this could be the start of Mr. Licentious: The Litigating Lover):. What a fucking wanker. What is Clause 9 anyway? A) infringes upon the Intellectual P...