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Matt Warren is an IT professional who has lived and worked in Boston, MA for roughly 8 years. He attended Northeastern University where he earned a BS in Information Science and Business Adminstration. His love of computers has been at the core of his life since age 5. If you've enjoyed this experiment with CSS3 and responsive design, you may also enjoy other projects of Matt's creation. Project Waldo. A webapp for coworkers to report their location for the day. A self-service htauth app.
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At this point, there are a few special folks I would like to recognize as key players in the development of this site. Dan - for creating the jokes that started it all. Keagan - for not totally shunning me and proofreading the madness that is my thought process. Faun - for design and CSS guidance, allowing me to make a somewhat responsive site. Kaitlyn - for laughing at my bad jokes and proving these lines should never be used in public. Thank you all so very much!
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I frequently take the MBTA in the mornings and evenings like so many other Bostonian commuters. There are people everywhere when I ride. Quite often, there are attractive young ladies who deserve a smooth, suave gentlemen to approach them with verbal gestures fit for a fairytale princess. These lines are what I come up with instead. Some of them influenced by my friends and/or television. Do I intend to impress with these?
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The Lonely Life
Sunday, May 07, 2006. AU REVOIR. AUF SOMETHING. GOODBYE. I'm so sorry, failedpessimist. Je suis desolee. This is it, then. Ca y est. Phase two of my life. I'm trying to be as unsentimental as possible, but I guess it's best not to fight it. Onslaught of emotions, but ah, choices. Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave. By the way, please don't relink me. Merci beaucoup, chacun. Classics are the books that everyone celebrates but nobody reads. The quotes that (I think) reinforce my tentative theory of time:.
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Could you do me a favor? Tell me I'm pretty. Did this make you smile? My goal is to spread some smiles. Do you have a suggestion (or worse, heard a line)? I want to hear from you!
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Willkommen auf meiner Homepage. Es stellt sich natürlich die Frage, warum jemand seine Website "failedpicture.de " nennt. Ich glaube, dass jeder der fotografiert, eine sehr große Anzahl an Fotos schießt die nicht seinen Ansprüchen genügen. Aber nur mit diesen fehlerhaften Fotos kann man sich weiter entwickeln. Außerdem glaube ich nicht, dass meine Fotografien / Bilder fehlerfrei sind. Gleiches gilt für den Modellbau:. Auf dieses Hobby bin ich allerdings erst wesentlich später gestoßen.
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