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October | 2010 | Vaguely Unpleasant
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It’s pretty much a bunch of adverbs. Archive for October, 2010. I NEED TO STOP FALLING ASLEEP ON THE WAY TO WORK! Posted in Uncle Nutsy! On October 25, 2010 by butthorn. I fell asleep for a distressingly long stretch of time while driving to work today. Like I opened my eyes and suddenly I was in a different town. These are not exclusively straight roads I drive on. Why am I not dead? Why haven’t other motorists been harmed? We could have been carpooling this whole time and didn’t even know it! Is it any...
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December | 2010 | Vaguely Unpleasant
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It’s pretty much a bunch of adverbs. Archive for December, 2010. ANOTHER YEAR OVER AND A NEW ONE JUST BEGUN. Posted in Mundane Events. On December 25, 2010 by butthorn. So how do you think this year went in general? I mean, what did I do most of it? I sat with Freddy. I sat pregnant with Freddy, then I sat with newborn Freddy. Now I sit with infant Freddy. A lot of sitting. If you could do this year over again, would you try to sit less? Do you remember where? I think you’re right near it. I think itR...
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September | 2011 | Vaguely Unpleasant
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It’s pretty much a bunch of adverbs. Archive for September, 2011. PICKING ON 90’S BANDS. I’M NOTHING IF NOT TIMELY. Posted in Jiving Ditties. On September 5, 2011 by butthorn. 8221;, “Unparalleled selection! 8221;, and “Hope you’re enjoying your terrible local radio stations, if you can hear them over the cries and growling stomachs of our children! That being said, I have some questions for some of you 90’s bands:. Doesn't anyone knock anymore? But what were they going on about? But why won’t we? And wh...
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May | 2011 | Vaguely Unpleasant
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It’s pretty much a bunch of adverbs. Archive for May, 2011. A MOSTLY FAILED EXPERIMENT, RECONSIDERED. On May 2, 2011 by butthorn. I feel no need to apologize, but I’d like to try to explain myself, if only to try to get to the heart of why meditation, an activity in which I assure you I am truly interested, is thus far failing to fully catch on, to become part of my daily, or even weekly, routine. The hell with it. SITTING AROUND DOING NOTHING! WHY DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM DOING THIS AGAIN? I dunno. I k...
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August | 2010 | Vaguely Unpleasant
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It’s pretty much a bunch of adverbs. Archive for August, 2010. PART TWO OF A MEANDERING ACCOUNT DETAILING A PLEASANTLY UNDYNAMIC WEEKEND. Posted in Mundane Events. On August 22, 2010 by butthorn. This is his car seat:. The drive to Lincolnville is a pleasant one, through towns like Searsport and Belfast that have a lot of colorful buildings full of overpriced non-essentials. Dammit, I did it again! And I wasn’t even talking about Erin Gray! I need to attend a blogging seminar. Well, more to come! My big ...
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It’s pretty much a bunch of adverbs. On January 25, 2011 by butthorn. First of all, a hearty hello to the unfortunate soul who found his way to my humble corner of the Internet by searching for “my wife shits the bed”: Thank you for stopping by! I truly hope you found something of interest here to at least distract you from your current woes, if not anything that might actually help you and your sheet-befouling spouse. Keep your chin up! It’s interesting stuff that I don’t know a lot about, a...8221; It&...
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September | 2010 | Vaguely Unpleasant
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It’s pretty much a bunch of adverbs. Archive for September, 2010. IN WHICH I ACCEPT NONE OF THE BLAME FOR MY FATNESS. Posted in The Ostensible Importance of Health. On September 14, 2010 by butthorn. I took too long to provide the conclusion to the weekend trip we made to Joel and Kate’s rented camp, and as a result I have since forgotten everything that happened. The end! On to other matters: health! It all has to stop, whether we want it to or not. We feel and look like crap, and won’t be any...I’...
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February | 2011 | Vaguely Unpleasant
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It’s pretty much a bunch of adverbs. Archive for February, 2011. On February 28, 2011 by butthorn. So what do I remember about meditation class numero tres, now that it was two weeks ago and every waking moment of it has flitted from my brain like so many freed moths, never to return? Well, I went to the Sea Dog, how ’bout that? How that for a Zentastic evening? Assists your hamburger in preparing an excellent repast! It’s Hamburger Helper! Nothing more, nothing less! 8221;, he says. He then launches...
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January | 2011 | Vaguely Unpleasant
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It’s pretty much a bunch of adverbs. Archive for January, 2011. On January 25, 2011 by butthorn. First of all, a hearty hello to the unfortunate soul who found his way to my humble corner of the Internet by searching for “my wife shits the bed”: Thank you for stopping by! I truly hope you found something of interest here to at least distract you from your current woes, if not anything that might actually help you and your sheet-befouling spouse. Keep your chin up! It’s interesting stuff that I don&...
