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Jaya Has No Blog: February 2005
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Jaya Has No Blog. I was a poor little kid in the lungs of New York. Sunday, February 27, 2005. Hilary Swank: You're not fooling anybody, you're still a man. Gwenyth Paltrow: So close to having a good dress this time. No more ugly cotton candy princess thing, no more man teats, but if you could have pulled up the top it would have been perfect. Clint Eastwood: Uhh.dude, you're melting. Johnny Depp: I don't care what they say, you looked awesome. Prince: Fuck me right now. Kate Winslet: You are gorgeous.
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Jaya Has No Blog: January 2005
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Jaya Has No Blog. I was a poor little kid in the lungs of New York. Monday, January 31, 2005. I Love My Friends. Can you imagine how hard it is to clean your VAGINA? Do they sell special brushes or something. But for your vagina. Fuck douche, that just spreads shit around. I think you need a vagina sweep. Like a chimeney sweep. Is it like a little man in a box. No tiny tim had a bad leg. This is like Dick Van Dyke with a cockney accent. That has vagina sweep written all over it. Oh man you're amazing.
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Jaya Has No Blog: September 2004
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Jaya Has No Blog. I was a poor little kid in the lungs of New York. Thursday, September 30, 2004. Yeah that wasn't witty at all. I got it from the chalking outside of my dorm. Damn I'm lame. And I keep thinking I see a cat on my bed. I'm loosing it. But the debate was awesome. I just miss Edwards. That man was where the votes were. So once again I feel as if my blog has gone down since posts among the absurd ranks of Live Porn. Or the deep and intellectual goodbye to my childhood. So I'm waiting on Ali c...
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don't panic
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You know who you are. Theft of image liberty of pennyarcade. I am better than you are. CJ's Happy Funtime Profile.
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don't panic
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Go back to every post and leave a comment about how awesome they were. And they're anonymous, ooooooooh). Oh and before you hear about this from anywhere else: I am the sole author of this blog template, and if you hear/see anything otherwise, it's a lie. Thank you. Have a great day! What the fuck is this! I just made comments and I'm already getting this shit. GAWD. Ok, I'll be your first real comment. LOOK AT ME GO! I've been watching a lot of Food Network lately). That was Jaya, all of it.
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don't panic
http://seej.blogspot.com/2005/04/howdy-doody.html
So I haven't really done this bloggin' shit lately, mostly because the mere sight of this blog has been repulsive to me for the last week or so. To elaborate, earlier I had written an entry of such exquisiteness that fair maidens from all over the land would have trekked far and long to meet its magnificent author. But alas, this beautiful post was lost in the deep bowels of the beast we call the internet. In my ensuing unbounded rage, I caused a great deal of property damage and probably killed a man.
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don't panic
http://seej.blogspot.com/2005/05/at-home.html
CJ's Happy Funtime Profile.
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Jaya Has No Blog: "Wanna drive me to the hospital?"
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Jaya Has No Blog. I was a poor little kid in the lungs of New York. Thursday, March 13, 2008. Wanna drive me to the hospital? I hate Tulane student health and I hate pinkeye. And I love feeling this happy and this loved. This year just gets better and better. Now Playing: "The Way I Are" by Timbaland. Posted by Jaya @ 7:59 PM. East Village, New York, United States. Coolest Fedora-wearing-waffles- and-nutella-eating-puddle- jumping-Eddie-Izzard- quoting-guitar-playing- ticklish-charmer you have ever met.
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The Abode of the Humble Seamstress: January 2005
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The Abode of the Humble Seamstress. Monday, January 31, 2005. Didn't I just pretend this was happening? Later that afternoon, life mirrored art. Although no one was getting married. This encounter had so many levels of discomfort that I do not know where to start. Let me just say that, although the friend of the lovely and charming Josh Harris, Boman turned out to be somewhat of a jerk. Events with Boman had somehow become the drama of the summer months for many people. Unfortunate? Yes End of the world?
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Jaya Has No Blog: Remember that time?
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Jaya Has No Blog. I was a poor little kid in the lungs of New York. Thursday, February 21, 2008. Hey, remember that time I left Sarah's house, and within 30 seconds had injured myself? Like, how I walked back into my apartment where Kendall and Mary and Jim (who I was actually meeting for the first time) were watching O Brother, Where Art Thou? And I opened the kitchen cabinet and a bunch of pint glasses got pushed off the microwave and shattered on the ground? Yeah, that was pretty fucking crazy. Yeah, ...
