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A Life Under Construction: Damn It Jim, There’s Not Enough Time!
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A Life Under Construction. Tuesday, May 28, 2013. Damn It Jim, There’s Not Enough Time! Also, apologies to my husband, the mental health professional, who would likely argue that there are, indeed, MUCH better therapy options … options which he gets paid a pretty penny for). You see, something monumental has happened – I have entered my third (and final) trimester. GASP! Now, if you know me you’re likely laughing right now saying “Isn’t that cute? So, really, I need to cut myself some slack here. If you ...
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A Life Under Construction: March 2013
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A Life Under Construction. Thursday, March 28, 2013. Fat Jeans (and Fat Genes). Where have you been all my life? And they’re so ego boosting too! No matter how big I get they just keep stretching and, yet, according to the tag on the inside, I’m still just a size 6 – hooray! Here’s what I’ll no doubt look like in a few months when I’m just as slim as ever with a just giant blob of a stomach out front. I mean, babies do nothing but sleep. Sleep allll the time! I’ll be at the gym constantly! Running marath...
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A Life Under Construction: January 2013
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A Life Under Construction. Thursday, January 24, 2013. Up Shit’s Creek (a.k.a. Where's My Frickin' Paddle? It hasn’t been pretty, and it sure as heck doesn’t smell like roses, but this is the crappy life we’re leading at the moment. Unlike bird poop, which can be washed away and forgotten, or even our comforter, which can be washed but GAR insists on throwing out anyway because, ewww, you’re sleeping in what was once someone else’s poo (IKEA here we come! Of course I’m guessing that these lovely ne...
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A Life Under Construction: May 2013
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A Life Under Construction. Tuesday, May 28, 2013. Damn It Jim, There’s Not Enough Time! Also, apologies to my husband, the mental health professional, who would likely argue that there are, indeed, MUCH better therapy options … options which he gets paid a pretty penny for). You see, something monumental has happened – I have entered my third (and final) trimester. GASP! Now, if you know me you’re likely laughing right now saying “Isn’t that cute? So, really, I need to cut myself some slack here. If you ...
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A Life Under Construction: August 2013
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A Life Under Construction. Thursday, August 29, 2013. I was promised big boobs . and I feel duped. My ta tas had always been small but at least they were nicely proportioned. Pregnancy stole that from me and left me with one slightly bigger, not at all cosmetically attractive, hooter. All my friends assured me that they would get bigger still. "Wait until the milk comes in! And lo - at last the day did come where my boobs grew to the size of actual melons. It happened . It finally happened! I've always h...
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A Life Under Construction: Denial? No, That’s Just a River in Egypt
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A Life Under Construction. Thursday, June 13, 2013. No, That’s Just a River in Egypt. Last week I went to Publix and the bagger literally pointed at my stomach and said “Congratulations! 8221; before I was finally able to put the rather obvious puzzle pieces together. But today I went to return some non-maternity dresses to Old Navy because, weirdly, they totally didn’t fit me right at all (why? He smiled and, of course, pointed to my stomach. Ah yes, me and the baby. Now I remember. 8221; And so you cou...
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A Life Under Construction: September 2013
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A Life Under Construction. Thursday, September 5, 2013. I've mentioned it before but it bears repeating - I am a paranoid nutcase. This is not good considering that even the most reasonable, normally sane people turn into paranoid nutcases when they have a baby. So, in my case, I suppose this makes me doubly paranoid and doubly nutty. Every paranoid parent everywhere declared. Truth be told my little man was setting off all these alarms simply because he's a really shallow breather. Even the high tec...
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A Life Under Construction: November 2012
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A Life Under Construction. Friday, November 23, 2012. Festive Foliage Frame Christmas. Create unique Christmas cards. View the entire collection. Wednesday, November 21, 2012. A Thanksgiving Ghost Story. GAR thinks our house is haunted. It could be fun! 8221; (Spoiler alert: It was not.). Things are not going well for Mr. Ghost Tracker (or “GT” as he calls himself). But then something miraculous happens – GT gets “recognized” by some fans. These girls come up to ...Are you the Ghost Tracker? He’s s...
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A Life Under Construction: Postpartum Paranoia
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A Life Under Construction. Thursday, September 5, 2013. I've mentioned it before but it bears repeating - I am a paranoid nutcase. This is not good considering that even the most reasonable, normally sane people turn into paranoid nutcases when they have a baby. So, in my case, I suppose this makes me doubly paranoid and doubly nutty. Every paranoid parent everywhere declared. Truth be told my little man was setting off all these alarms simply because he's a really shallow breather. Even the high tec...
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A Life Under Construction: December 2012
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A Life Under Construction. Sunday, December 23, 2012. And she’s just your type. But lately … I don’t know … something has possessed me. Perhaps I’m ill. A strange virus infestation maybe? Well, whatever it is, it’s compelled me to tackle a few home improvement projects that some would classify (myself included) as “crafts.” *Shudder*. And a simple Google search gave me several options for how best to do this. No biggie, right? Plus I invested in a very manly staple gun - score! And then I Instagramed (ye...