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Vacationland: One of These People Puked in the Bushes Outside a Wedding Reception (Hint: It Wasn't Me)
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In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY. And 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? Monday, August 2, 2010. One of These People Puked in the Bushes Outside a Wedding Reception (Hint: It Wasn't Me). You know I love you, right? I puked in my crotch! But you know what? Christi...
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Vacationland: TLK + Dumpster Full of Chips = My Brother?
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In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY. And 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? Saturday, January 15, 2011. TLK Dumpster Full of Chips = My Brother? That's a lot of chips," I said. He looked proud. "Yup," he said. Where did you get them? And so. what? I wouldn't call it...
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Vacationland: Bed Sores
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In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY. And 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? Sunday, January 23, 2011. A girl needs a fried egg with cheese and hot sauce. I do" And so he went into the kitchen and- for the first time in his life- made some fried eggs.
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Vacationland: It's a Whole New World
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In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY. And 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? Monday, January 17, 2011. It's a Whole New World. Jess of five years ago would have never eaten those chips! It's a whole new world.". And he said, "Hey! I tasted the dumpster chips. I'm a t...
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Vacationland: So's Your Face
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In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY. And 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? Sunday, February 27, 2011. TLK has a really robust vocabulary- I've often heard him drop words that make his friends scrunch up their noses and say, "Dude, what the fuck does that mean?
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Vacationland: Honey
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In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY. And 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? Wednesday, December 29, 2010. You know," I said, "anytime you feel like hauling out old embarrassing pictures of TLK, I would absolutely love to look at them.". And I kept telling him he nee...
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Vacationland: The Seniors
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In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY. And 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? Tuesday, January 11, 2011. When I was in high school, the seniors were huge. It seemed like the only way to live. These are the seniors? They're skinny, sickly-looking little things! I hated...
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Vacationland: Ass Turned Toward Fire
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In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY. And 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? Wednesday, January 5, 2011. Ass Turned Toward Fire. And here's where I utter something that makes me extremely guilty: I spent the entire two weeks being really, really annoyed at my father.
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Vacationland: A Not Unpleasant Puke
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In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY. And 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? Saturday, January 8, 2011. A Not Unpleasant Puke. The Lady-Killer is a pro at puking. (See also: Steph's wedding. I said. "You VOMITED last night and then came home and made out with me?
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Vacationland: A Message from The Lady-Killer, 12:30 PM
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In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY. And 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? Thursday, February 17, 2011. A Message from The Lady-Killer, 12:30 PM. We need sugar. I had to use powdered sugar in my Kool-Aid. it sucks. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).