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You egged my Corolla.: November 2010
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Wednesday, November 3, 2010. I Am Sitting Comfortably on My Couch, Which I Hate With an Abiding Passion. I hate everything right now, except for this pretzel. That's not really true. I rather like my flannel pantaloons.). I think it's better now. This couch is lovely, and comfortable, and warm. And now I think it's time for bed. Sweet dreams, travelers and friends. Labels: You Cannot Know How Much I Despise This Thing. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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You egged my Corolla.: August 2009
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Thursday, August 6, 2009. Better Than a Candy Heart, but Not as Good as a Necco Wafer. The 2nd floor geochemistry message board is currently playing host to an anonymous, rapidly updated dialogue-by-means-of-pushpin. The exchange has lasted some three weeks. It began, or at least I noticed it, when a smiley face morphed into "Hi! Tuesday, August 4, 2009. Scars: Relating to Sharp Surfaces, or Otherwise. Seems beyond my reach. Thing I like: ambigu...
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You egged my Corolla.: October 2009
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Wednesday, October 14, 2009. Returns, Some Triumphant, Others Incurring a Fine. It is winter here in Cambridge. The statement is false, but serves to better illustrate the blogger's state of mind. We are experiencing a frigid mid-October, and it is difficult to reconcile myself with this. I did not fully notice when it was summer; perhaps this explains the shock and resistance to a rather expected and incremental change. Hope all is well,.
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You egged my Corolla.: The R--ts
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Thursday, January 28, 2010. I somehow bought the clean version of The Roots' Phrenology. Which is essentially all just bleeped out. The Seed (2.0) is especially ludicrous. Beware of poorly-labeled Amazon downloads. Is it weird that I hesitate before typing "ludicrous? As though "Ludacris" might actually be the proper spelling? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A Thought About Carrots. Look up Engelbert Humperdinck. View my complete profile.
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You egged my Corolla.: June 2011
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Thursday, June 9, 2011. Hello Blog; Hello World. It's been a while. I'd never seen it flicker like that. That's all for now, but I promise to write regularly again. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Hello Blog; Hello World. Look up Engelbert Humperdinck. Leaves Fall, Children Stumble; November is Upon Us. The Thing About Chicago's South Side is: It Has a Great View Northwards. View my complete profile. MOVE IT OR LOSE IT.
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You egged my Corolla.: August 2010
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Monday, August 2, 2010. Summer Doldrums, Over and Over. I started today by failing to kill a mosquito. A sitting duck on the bathroom wall. I slapped at it with my flip-flop, then flailed in anger as it floated away. Two minutes later, it bit my ankle while I brushed my teeth. Spiteful bastard. Lovely trip. More thoughts on the Midwest, and the theme of Returning, later, perhaps. Labels: so ive been having a shitty few months. MOVE IT OR LOSE IT.
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You egged my Corolla.: I Am Sitting Comfortably on My Couch, Which I Hate With an Abiding Passion
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Wednesday, November 3, 2010. I Am Sitting Comfortably on My Couch, Which I Hate With an Abiding Passion. I hate everything right now, except for this pretzel. That's not really true. I rather like my flannel pantaloons.). I think it's better now. This couch is lovely, and comfortable, and warm. And now I think it's time for bed. Sweet dreams, travelers and friends. Labels: You Cannot Know How Much I Despise This Thing. View my complete profile.
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You egged my Corolla.: How to Drive on Unplowed, Narrow, One-Way Cambridge Streets; Or, An Exercise in Skidding Tastefully
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Sunday, January 22, 2012. How to Drive on Unplowed, Narrow, One-Way Cambridge Streets; Or, An Exercise in Skidding Tastefully. Notes on skidding well:. Foremost, it is rude to swerve into oncoming traffic. One ought to exercise caution in one's right turns. When driving down narrow, winding, unplowed one-way streets with moderately expensive cars parked on either side of you, the asshole behind you honking his horn can go fuck himself. The Thing...
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You egged my Corolla.: Update: Jellybean Menace, Really Big Antlers
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Tuesday, March 31, 2009. Update: Jellybean Menace, Really Big Antlers. K reported a second linear candy trail sighting, also on Garden Street: skittles this time. The moral of the story is, keep your domesticated elk out of the cask ale. That's a lot of body to haul. can't just flush that. April 8, 2009 at 11:22 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Update: Jellybean Menace, Really Big Antlers. This image is on my blog. View my complete profile.
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You egged my Corolla.: January 2010
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Thursday, January 28, 2010. I somehow bought the clean version of The Roots' Phrenology. Which is essentially all just bleeped out. The Seed (2.0) is especially ludicrous. Beware of poorly-labeled Amazon downloads. Is it weird that I hesitate before typing "ludicrous? As though "Ludacris" might actually be the proper spelling? Tuesday, January 26, 2010. A Thought About Carrots. Thursday, January 14, 2010. Prediction: Zombies will never be sexy.
