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Pissed & Petty: Really?

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Friday, July 27, 2007. I was flipping channels late last night while my girlfriend was sitting next to me. She has an interest in fashion. I flipped right by a DKNY runway fashion show and my girlfriend begged me to turn it back so she could watch. The conversation went something like this:. Turn it back turn it back pleeeeease! You can see this in any department store. No, don't even start. I know way more about this than you. I like really like "Dackney" clothes. Related posts: boyfriend and girlfriend.

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Pissed & Petty: No, assholes. NOW it's personal!

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006. No, assholes. NOW it's personal! Another tale from Washington Heights, NYC (the land of no-speak-y-english):. My neighborhood in NYC is populated about 99% by varying degrees of immigrants from The Dominican Republic. I love my neighborhood, but I would be lying if I said that the folks in my neighborhood didn’t occasionally make me want to pull my hair out. The woman turns her back and looks up at the display case. I don’t think I ever saw her look directly at the p...I figur...

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Pissed & Petty: Dear Malaysia: Are you retarded?

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Thursday, April 27, 2006. Dear Malaysia: Are you retarded? Below is an excerpt from an article that ran on Reuters yesterday. This is fucking asinine:. BANGI, Malaysia (Reuters) - As Malaysia prepares to pick its first astronaut, the country's space agency is hunting for solutions to the problems it expects devout Muslims to face while in orbit, such as in which direction to pray. I mean, surely that counts as "facing Mecca". What else can you do? Oh, and just to be on the safe side, pray five times in a...

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Pissed & Petty: Movin' On Up

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007. Like Gershwin, things are looking up. There is an old-time gambling legend that lives in Texas, a man named Amarillo Slim. Amarillo Slim used to brag that he was so famous that you could send a letter from anywhere in the country addressed only to "Amarillo Slim in Texas" and the letter would find him. Tall tale? Google search: ryan in washington heights. Yeah, that's right. You found me. Numero uno, bitches! Also, readers, you may want to run a google search for: Pat Kachura.

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Pissed & Petty: Blowing of the Whistle

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006. Blowing of the Whistle. I want to draw more attention to a post I wrote a while ago. Read the link if you haven't already. The DMA are a horrible organization that decrease the quality of life worldwide on many levels. Basically, they are solely responsible for every type of junk mail on the planet. Spam and mailbox and telephone. Anyway, due to the recent rush of hits I have received from government agencies relating to this post. Related posts: marketing and advertising.

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Pissed & Petty: A Letter From Oklahoma:

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Friday, December 29, 2006. A Letter From Oklahoma:. I am currently in Oklahoma visiting my family for the holidays, a far cry from my home in NYC. The following is an exact quote directed towards me from one of my darling twin nieces, eleven years old:. The land you live on may be worth ten million dollars, but the land I live on is worth as many bullets as I can put in the air.". Cheers, little girl. You win. I'm from Georgia, so I understand. Here's to the freakshow that is Red State family reunions.

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Pissed & Petty: New York Moment

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Friday, May 05, 2006. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The 4 Train. I had just gotten off work and was walking up Broadway to catch the subway home when I realized I didn’t have any cigarettes. I stopped at a newsstand to see if they had any rolling papers. I roll my own cigarettes now because, here in NYC, cigarettes cost damn near $8.00 a pack, and you can’t even smoke them in bars but that’s another story entirely. He thanked me and began looking through the magazine. I turned to the nice Indi...

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Beer and Football

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The best things in life. My Random thoughts and probably plenty of complaining. Tennessee, United States. Married w/ 2 great daughters. I do construction testing and inspection, mainly runways and roadways. I root for 2 colleges, University of Memphis, and Notre Dame. I like the Cincy Reds and the Tennessee Titans. Favorite beer is Guinness, followed by anything by Schlafly. View my complete profile. Every Day Should be Saturday. House That Rock Built. The Blue Gray Sky. Drop Back and Pass. March 16, 2007.

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Beer and Football: 03/01/2007 - 04/01/2007

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The best things in life. My Random thoughts and probably plenty of complaining. Tennessee, United States. Married w/ 2 great daughters. I do construction testing and inspection, mainly runways and roadways. I root for 2 colleges, University of Memphis, and Notre Dame. I like the Cincy Reds and the Tennessee Titans. Favorite beer is Guinness, followed by anything by Schlafly. View my complete profile. Every Day Should be Saturday. House That Rock Built. The Blue Gray Sky. Drop Back and Pass. March 16, 2007.