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Ungabungabugandabunga! • Pnårp
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Pnårp’s docile and perfunctory page. Land-locked on November 11, 2012. Naturally, I too had never heard of Ungabuganda. Scurrying to my bookshelf I fetched my hardbound copy of Wikipedia the free encyclopedia that even an epileptic suffering a grand mal seizure can edit and looked up the exotic-sounding nation-state. Naturally, Wikipedia had an entry on it, and it was full of text. Amazingly, some of the text was even factual! Regardless of the confusion over. It all happened,. Fact fills in another half...
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As a bump on a log • Pnårp
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Pnårp’s docile and perfunctory page. As a bump on a log. Bumped and logged on October 21, 2012. I am still a bump on a log. There’s nothing to write about when one is a bump on a log. Phillip Norbert Årp, Phillip Norbert Arp, Phillip Norbert Aarp, Pnårp, Pnarp, Pnaarp, Grand Pnårpissimo. Http:/ www.pnarp.com/2012/10/21/.
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Pnårp’s November, 2012 plaster & spackle
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Pnårp’s docile and perfunctory page. Pnårp’s November, 2012 plaster and spackle. A paean to funnels. Funneled on November 25, 2012. A parable that should explain everything. Enchanted on November 18, 2012. Land-locked on November 11, 2012. The geese were angry. Angered before November 4, 2012. Phillip Norbert Årp, Phillip Norbert Arp, Phillip Norbert Aarp, Pnårp, Pnarp, Pnaarp, Grand Pnårpissimo. Http:/ www.pnarp.com/2012/11/.
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Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! • Pnårp
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Pnårp’s docile and perfunctory page. Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012. This past Monday, Wikipedia informed me that meals occur primarily at homes, restaurants, and cafeterias, but may occur anywhere. I wondered if a meal had ever occurred inside a can of spray paint before, or perhaps inside a propane tank. Had a meal ever been served on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, or the bed of the Nile River? Or beneath the tail of a cat, or atop the hinge of a door? Based ...
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This coming Friday… • Pnårp
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Pnårp’s docile and perfunctory page. Prognosticated after December 16, 2012. I was feeling a might bit. Only the hat pin I use for pokin’ and puncturin’ saved the day, it did. I survived the day, I did, but would I soon become a cretin like so many others in my family? Of course, it didn’t matter, because this coming Friday would be the end of the world. Yesterday, while noshing upon a. Of course, it didn’t matter, because this coming Friday would be the end of the world. Whole pound of beans. Of course,...
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A parable that should explain everything • Pnårp
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Pnårp’s docile and perfunctory page. A parable that should explain everything. Enchanted on November 18, 2012. Why are you washing those paper towels? Ravna shot me a bemused glance. Because I found them. In a dog’s butt! Is a discussion for another day.). Tuesday squiffled head-first into my week, and by noontime it seemed that I was amiably toadstooling up a storm of inimicable (yet easily imitable) blimpfisters and fisticuffs, all in time with the hysterical fisting of. Others called it incredibly dan...
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Pnårp’s December, 2012 wattle & daub
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Pnårp’s docile and perfunctory page. Pnårp’s December, 2012 wattle and daub. Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff. Goat got on December 30, 2012. Escheated before December 23, 2012. Prognosticated after December 16, 2012. Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012. Horses, drugs, and some Volvos. Revolved around December 2, 2012. Phillip Norbert Årp, Phillip Norbert Arp, Phillip Norbert Aarp, Pnårp, Pnarp, Pnaarp, Grand Pnårpissimo. Http:/ www.pnarp.com/2012/12/.
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Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff • Pnårp
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Pnårp’s docile and perfunctory page. Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff. Goat got on December 30, 2012. This Tuesday past turned out to be Christmas, which was shocking enough but its sudden, devious arrival upon my wall calendar (and everyone else’s, too) shocked me even further when it made me realize, much to my chagrin, that the world had. Ended last Friday. The eschatological prognosticators had all been wrong: The Age of Aquarius wasn’t upon us, the fourth world of the. Tear my hair out? Waitin...
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…The world ended • Pnårp
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Pnårp’s docile and perfunctory page. Escheated before December 23, 2012. The world has ended. There’s nothing to write about when the world has ended. Phillip Norbert Årp, Phillip Norbert Arp, Phillip Norbert Aarp, Pnårp, Pnarp, Pnaarp, Grand Pnårpissimo. Http:/ www.pnarp.com/2012/12/23/.
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