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The Big Book of Sign Language (Update)
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August 29, 2002. The Big Book of Sign Language (update). August 29, 2002. Random House, Inc. New York, NY 10036. Re: www.gapingmaw.com. To whom it may concern:. Please cease and desist immediately from using all content (including illustrations and photographs) from Signing: How to Speak with Your Hands and confirm to me that the site has done so at XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. If I do not hear from you promptly, we will pursue all appropriate legal action. Posted by staff ).
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Killing Chompy
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September 8, 2002. In the dew dappled wilderness of Yosemite Valley, California is a 200-pound female grizzly bear, nicknamed Chompy by a handful of local residents. Over the course of a single weekend in 1989, Chompy mauled and indiscriminately disfigured thirteen separate campers. By all accounts, her victims were torn apart in ways more horrifying than anyone could ever imagine. Today these individuals are missing limbs and largely confined to wheelchairs, and Chompy's whereabouts are unknown. Then sh...
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Gaping Maw Digest - January 31, 2002
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January 31, 2002. The Gaping Maw Digest. A ROTTEN DOT COM. Thursday January 31 2002 - FREE. Information, Features, Editorials, Instruction. Serving the Delicate Intellect. From Around The Web:. Mail services splash screen. For maybe nine months in a row, it's been two teen lesbians. With their legs spread open, sitting on bean bags:. For the last time: women have no business having e-mail addresses. The Internet is for men only. We don't take leaks in your private powder rooms, do we? Domino's Pizza foun...
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Rescuing Cats from the Big, Bad World
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September 30, 2001. Rescuing Cats from the Big, Bad World. In every town live sadists who hate. This is hardly news, since many of these monsters are more than happy to advertise. You've even seen some of their websites. When you were a little girl, everyone knew it was wrong to hurt animals. These days, people showcase their depravities. It's sickening. So you do the only sensible thing. You put out bowls of food and water every morning. You speak gently to them. You let them know that there...It was pr...
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Gaping Maw Digest - March 19, 2002
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March 19, 2002. The Gaping Maw Digest - Tuesday March 19 2002. A ROTTEN DOT COM. Tuesday March 19 2002 - FREE. Information, Features, Editorials, Instruction. Serving the Delicate Intellect. Oh, That Grinch! Every Who down in Whoville. Liked smoking a lot. In their stockings, he said. I'll get them addicted. To needles and spoons! They'll fork over dollars. So he blowjobbed himself. Down the chimney with care. But sadly got stuck. In his new underwear. HUGE COMIC BOOK COLLECTION. Army Rules 50% Gay.
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Angels
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Angels aren't cute little cherubs with rolls of baby fat, whose only concern in life is making you happy and posing for greeting cards. Just get that idea out of your head right this minute. Angels are angry, ass-kicking, flaming-sword-wielding, vengeance-mongers who impregnate human women with mutant spawn in their spare time. Angels should be dragged to Nuremberg. Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Oh, man, I kill me. Anyway, here it is, the first ever appearance of an angel:. Genesis is filled with ange...
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Uri Geller
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Let's just get one thing clear from the get-go. Bending spoons is not a useful life skill. Fortunately, or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it, there's so much more to Uri Geller than just bending spoons. For instance, there's the close soul-friendship with Michael Jackson. Was born on September 11. Uh Maybe he shoulda stuck with the spoons. No, Uri is simply a psychic. We're supposed to be so awed by his powers that we send him money. Or molest your teenage sons. To take over the world. Gelle...
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Gas Chamber
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When citizens go astray, society responds with punishment. When citizens go really, really astray, the punishment is the ultimate - death. But death can be an ugly business, as readers of Rotten.com. Know all too well. Over the course of centuries, executioners have sought ways to put a presentable face on an ugly process. Falling between the electric chair. The gas chamber was an American innovation. Witnesses to the Jon execution agreed that it was the most humane execution they'd ever seen, and severa...
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Aleister Crowley
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Sometimes the legend is greater than the reality. In the case of Aleister Crowley, the truth of that statement is a testament to the magnitude of the legend, since the reality is pretty remarkable. A study in contradictions, Crowley was a pioneering mountain climber, a pioneering homoerotic poet, a pioneering ritual magician, a heroin addict (not so pioneering), a sleazy womanizer, a closet homosexual. But was he the wickedest man on Earth? Ehhhhh. It's kind of tough to compete with Adolf Hitler. At Camb...
