PROJECTMAYHEMBLOG.BLOGSPOT.COM

Project Mayhem: A Year Without Sports

http://projectmayhemblog.blogspot.com/2007/03/year-without-sports.html

Tuesday, March 6, 2007. A Year Without Sports. They say, “never bury the lede.” So here goes: I’ve given up sports. For One Year. Really. Then one guy decides to get straight, and he’s treated like a pariah? Yeah, that kind of nails it. Essentially, I’m the heroin addict who gave up Maxwell’s Silver Hammer. So how did an addict come clean? It’s actually not that complicated. Will I go through major withdrawal? Probably. Will I miss it? And maybe I’ll even learn something about myself. We're just a couple...

Project Mayhem: March 2007

http://projectmayhemblog.blogspot.com/2007_03_01_archive.html

Friday, March 30, 2007. LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE…. 8230;ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU’RE LAUGHING AT SOMEONE ELSE. After conducting an intensive study along with top behavioral scientists over many years, I have learned the following – wait for it – not every day is a good day and not every person to person interaction is enjoyable. The study went on to determine that there are three primary categories of behavioral responses when a day or encounter goes pear-shaped:. Dennis Miller is the only subject studied...

Project Mayhem: I'm a Fool for April

http://projectmayhemblog.blogspot.com/2007/03/im-fool-for-april.html

Thursday, March 29, 2007. I'm a Fool for April. April Fool’s Day - a day that says as much about the resulting antics as it does about the clowns who perpetrate them; the same people who send “Happy Monday” emails. 8221; Admittedly, I’ve been in my share of brainstorms where we played with April Fool’s Day ideas for clients. None made it, but here are some headlines I’d like to see. IHOP Recalls 125,000 Pancakes. Microsoft Teams With Viagra. Branson Strikes Deal With Vodka Brand to Form Absolute Virgin.

Project Mayhem: PUTTING PERFUME ON A PIG DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT IT’S STILL A PIG

http://projectmayhemblog.blogspot.com/2007/03/putting-perfume-on-pig-doesnt-change.html

Tuesday, March 20, 2007. PUTTING PERFUME ON A PIG DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT IT’S STILL A PIG. Or, as Shakespeare put it, “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet…” But I like pigs more. And pirates. But I digress…. What I’m trying to say is that a thing is what it is and trying to dupe people into wanting it by completely mis-representing said thing is not only disingenuous, it’s flawed marketing. So WTF is up with the new Gap campaign “Khakis with Attitude.” Attitude? They run a TV spot with Cl...

Project Mayhem: The Very First Project Mayhem Reader Contest!!!

http://projectmayhemblog.blogspot.com/2007/03/very-first-project-mayhem-reader.html

Monday, March 26, 2007. The Very First Project Mayhem Reader Contest! The contest: Name Jeremy's Kidney Stone. Win a dream date with Jeremy! Second Prize. First Prize: You get to stay home.). Please send your entries to Project Mayhem, 1600 Pennsylvania. Ave, Washington, DC, something. Something-something-something-something dash something-something-something-something. Entries must be postmarked by Jan 1, 1974. No reproductions allowed. Entries must include a self-addressed stamped. Im a Fool for April.