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From The Hirp: September 2010

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September 30, 2010. Lebron and the Race Card. Why would he set this thing up in New York if he wasn’t signing with the Knicks? Lebron now says that race has played a role in the backlash, I honestly feel that race hasn’t played a smaller role in a situation at any point in our history. September 10, 2010. Really, Never Forget. We just forgot everything else that we promised to “never forget.” We forgot courage, kindness and decency. Remember how your political party wasn’t important? What they did wasn&#...

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From The Hirp: January 2011

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January 31, 2011. January 24, 2011. This is getting to be a bit ridiculous, and a man in my position can’t be made to feel ridiculous! I was anxious about “what if I can’t sleep again? 8221; The fear of not sleeping kept me awake. If I could turn that into some sort of “fear of gaining weight” diet, I could retire within a month. Welcome to the Hirp’s mind. January 18, 2011. Top 10 Movies of '10. Now that I FINALLY watched The Social Network, I'm ready to post my top 10 movies of the year. 10 The Fighter...

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From The Hirp: May 2009

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May 08, 2009. How Could I Forget. This brings me to a common topic of conversation during our recent travels. Everyone knows the story about the plane ditching in the Hudson, but my wife just couldn’t get over the fact that it appeared that none of the passengers/survivors seemed to have paid attention on the flight. Where were there floating devices, formerly known as seat cushions? It’s not as if they only occasionally mention that we’re sitting on a cross functional device. May 06, 2009. Checking in, ...

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From The Hirp: June 2009

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June 30, 2009. Actors who could possibly play Michael Jackson:. Janet Jackson. She has the moves, the voice, and the look. Crispin Clover. Weird dude, almost weird enough to play Jacko. Zac Efron. Get the tweens to see it, gotta get that core audience ya know. Chris Brown. He can dance, sort of sing, and as feminine as Jackson (in the 80’s). Maybe George Lucas could direct. And you know what? While I’m thinking of it, here are two other ideas that Hollywood needs to get on board with:. Hirp to Fix Sports.

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From The Hirp: Swingers 2k11

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April 12, 2011. I simply love the movie, Swingers. Yeah, I really had to say movie there, because just saying “I love Swingers” would be a completely different and false statement, which would get me in loads of trouble at home. That said, I was recently thinking about how different that movie would be if it took place in 2011. A lot has changed since 1996. Here are a few things that I think would be different:. Mikey wouldn’t just vent to Rob about his ex, he’d blog about the pain. Instead of auditionin...

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From The Hirp: November 2009

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November 05, 2009. I’m back. Friday also happens to be my wife’s birthday, with next week being the Kyd’s 8th and mine is a week after that. Oh, and then there’s Thanksgiving right after that. So really, this is a crappy month to make a family stress. By the time most of you read this, all three of you, I’ll either be ecstatic or ordering another drink. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Oh, I see, you guys are cynical.". View my complete profile. Promote Your Page Too. The Guestbook PLEASE SIGN. I simply love ...

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From The Hirp: August 2010

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August 28, 2010. You know how they say teenage drivers act like “it won’t happen to me? So now he’s going to restore our honor, and I’m not even sure what that means. When did we lose and who took it? Oh that’s right, the non-believers. Gone, and see ya later Seperation of Church and State. Only what happens when you combine religion and decision making? You get Iran, or Hamas, you get the nut bags and extremist. If we could just exorcise. Rather than Beck, and most of us, being right that America won&#8...

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From The Hirp: Hirpolitical

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April 19, 2011. You haven’t see Obama’s penis, you’re free to doubt that he’s in fact a man. You haven’t seen Glenn Beck have sex with his wife, so it’s okay to doubt that he’s straight. There’s no birth certificate on file for a Jesus Christ, or a Jesus H. Christ. So it makes sense to doubt his existence. I’ve never seen Donald Trump work, so I doubt he’s earned his money legally. Let’s go to the tale of the tape:. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Oh, I see, you guys are cynical.". Subscribe in a rea...

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From The Hirp: July 2009

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July 30, 2009. They don’t barf after every meal. As an uncle to girls, this sort of thing really pissed me off. Now that I’m helping raise a girl, and I hear more about how self conscious girls are at such early ages, it pretty much makes me want to throw a shoe at my TV. Wait, I don’t mean that, sorry TV. I love you, you know this. At the same time, we can’t just blame the producers. It’s the public that eats this shit up. But what came first, the chicken or the shit? July 29, 2009. July 27, 2009. Origi...