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Its short for weblog innit: June 2012
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Its short for weblog innit. A little corner of the web where the glass is nearly always half empty. Sunday, 3 June 2012. It's not really a basement, there's no bodies. It's Monday afternoon, and I am out the back at work having a sly cigarette, when my phone rings with a number I don't recognise. I answer inquisitively, hence the question mark. Yeah, hi. I'm phoning about the basement you have to rent". Sorry dude, I think you have the wrong number". The first, Liz. Just a bit of a warm up:. The sixth, a...
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Its short for weblog innit: February 2010
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Its short for weblog innit. A little corner of the web where the glass is nearly always half empty. Monday, 22 February 2010. For example, spending three and a half months in Wanaka in New Zealand, then coming home. I traveled all the way to the other side of the globe and didn't venture out of my temporary home town that much at all. Yes, it's true. I was berated by friends for that one, so wanted to do something about it this time round. Huge Amounts of Awkwardness. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I used t...
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Its short for weblog innit: May 2009
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Its short for weblog innit. A little corner of the web where the glass is nearly always half empty. Saturday, 30 May 2009. Queenstown and finding a place to reside. I arrived in Queenstown early evening, having only a vague idea where the hostel was. The coach journey, which to be honest I was dreading, turned out to be more than bearable in the end. As far as finding somewhere to live goes, after viewing many nice places, many not so nice places, I narrowed my choice down to 3. Out went the spacious...
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Its short for weblog innit: December 2010
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Its short for weblog innit. A little corner of the web where the glass is nearly always half empty. Saturday, 11 December 2010. I want to go sightseeing. Am I being a bit harsh with this? I've been back and forth. Sure, we all like a bit of sightseeing. There is nothing like being a tourist in say, London. Have a walk around the Tower of London, it was built by Jesus probably. That's over 2 thousand years ago! They were all here since the dawn of time, and survived wars, and the Great Fire of London and ...
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Its short for weblog innit: It's not really a basement, there's no bodies.
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Its short for weblog innit. A little corner of the web where the glass is nearly always half empty. Sunday, 3 June 2012. It's not really a basement, there's no bodies. It's Monday afternoon, and I am out the back at work having a sly cigarette, when my phone rings with a number I don't recognise. I answer inquisitively, hence the question mark. Yeah, hi. I'm phoning about the basement you have to rent". Sorry dude, I think you have the wrong number". The first, Liz. Just a bit of a warm up:. The sixth, a...
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Its short for weblog innit: October 2011
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Its short for weblog innit. A little corner of the web where the glass is nearly always half empty. Thursday, 20 October 2011. I'm not too sure about vegetarians. They may be stupid. Aren't eating them. And all the while you are looking down on me from your pedestal of a toilet, with your healthy bowel movements, you know what I'm doing? Share of animal. Naked. But what I don't understand is why, out of all the meats in the world, they choose to eat one of the blandest, most boring ones? Step 1: Buy meat...
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Its short for weblog innit: November 2009
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Its short for weblog innit. A little corner of the web where the glass is nearly always half empty. Monday, 9 November 2009. Despite my hatred of these situations, I quite often find myself in them. Don't get me wrong, I am no Prince Phillip. I don't stumble around all day working my way into Larry David-esque situations of awkwardness. But my socially-acceptable-and-appropriate scale often differs to that of other people. Babies and pregnancy can be a massive minefield for us guys. Especially when y...
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Its short for weblog innit: October 2009
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Its short for weblog innit. A little corner of the web where the glass is nearly always half empty. Thursday, 1 October 2009. It was a fad from about 12 years ago. A fad best consigned to the bin marked "nnnnnggggghhhhh" along with novelty answerphone messages, those key rings which beep when you whistle at them, and Chesney Hawkes. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). This is what I look like innit. Queenstown, New Zealand. I used to be a proper grown up with a job, flat, car and everything. But then everyon...
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Its short for weblog innit: September 2009
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Its short for weblog innit. A little corner of the web where the glass is nearly always half empty. Thursday, 10 September 2009. Jug fines. The bane of my life. This was the second message I had from him. The first simply read, of course, "Asshole". Clearly my offence was worse than the near destruction of company property. (Again, that may be a slight exaggeration. It was more of a minor ding). What was my offence? What could possibly be worse than this? What did "she" stitch me up to Boss about? I went...
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Its short for weblog innit: June 2010
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Its short for weblog innit. A little corner of the web where the glass is nearly always half empty. Monday, 28 June 2010. Sometimes, I feel like Bambi. That bit in the film where the poor little blighter is struggling for a foothold on a frozen pond? Yep, that's what my life feels like right now. Anyway, the scenery was amazing, the drive was sweet, the guided forest walk was interesting, climbing inside a hollowed out tree was fascinating, the jet boat ride was just that - another jet boat ride, but the...