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Chris Hugh - stuff worth printing out: The Blondhilda Chronicles
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1 The Birth of Blondhilda. 2 Blondhilda’s Pursuit of Troy. 3 Blondhilda and the Mystery at Skull Manor. 4 Blondhilda and the Escape from the Insane Asylum. 5 Mr Kitten in Valhalla. 6 Evil Appliances and the Three Fridges of Fate. Blondhilda and Hello Sailor Disagree. Blondhilda and the Holiday That Dare Not Speak Its Name. Blondhilda and the Evil Twin. Blondhilda and the Flensing Hour. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Link to A Wifes Revenge. RS Bohn: Todays theme: Zombies! Not as good as.
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Chris Hugh - stuff worth printing out: March 2011
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The Mr. Kitten Murder Mystery - 2. To read the prolog, click here. I am a cat, and my duties are numerous and varied. On the fateful morning that the whole, terrible affair began, I was engaged in important business in one of our many guestrooms. Even so, I could hear all that occurred in all places in the house. My hearing, like everything about me, is exquisite. I heard the delightful crinkle of a box of chocolates being unwrapped followed Madeleine's voice. "Would you like one, Captain? And thus began...
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Chris Hugh - stuff worth printing out: November 2010
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Story Story: The Green Meal. Come on. Mom, it was only a meal at McDonalds. Edwards mother gritted her teeth as she polished the stainless steel kitchen appliances. I cant believe you would put that garbage into your body. But Mom, the other kids were eating them, so I wanted to try-. She threw her microfiber towel onto the granite countertop. Who cares what other kids do? We are different, we are superior. A Happy Meal, how could you? You know our dietary restrictions. Stories by Chris Hugh. What to loo...
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Chris Hugh - stuff worth printing out: May 2011
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Tandom Story: The Party (Horror/Humor). By Chris (Kit) Hugh 5/29/11. Another tandem story. Anchorite wrote most of it, but Chris Hugh jumped in to mess around here and there. I hate going to these formal parties. Everyone wears the latest fashions, but I smell the rancid, stale sweat beneath their sweet perfumes and I see the lice burrowing and crawling through their immaculately styled hair. By Chris (Kit) Hugh 5/29/11. 65279; Chris Hugh. Then the noise started, the incessant pounding, pounding, edging ...
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Chris Hugh - stuff worth printing out: July 2010
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Dead Redemption" published on A Twist of Noir. After a night of drinking, there's nothing worse than waking up next to somebody and not being able to remember their name, how you met, or why they’re dead.if you hate it when that happens to you, you'll want to read "Dead Redemption" on. A Twist of Noir. Written by Stoke Teagan, one of my multiple personalities. RS Bohn: Today's theme: Zombies! Not as good as tigers, bu. This is a very funny Zombie story. Remember, Zombies are people too! Subscribe to: Pos...
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Chris Hugh - stuff worth printing out: January 2011
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Short story parody: The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo. The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo. Many years ago, the Dragon said. My niece Harriet disappeared. I believe she was the victim of a brutal rape-murder described in loving and lingering detail. Mmm, how nice, Mikvail Kvistkvist replied, distracted by thoughts about whom he was going to hook up with next and where he was going to get his next fix of sandwiches and coffee. Did you say autistic? This is a real licensed Sanrio product. They went to the mall.
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Chris Hugh - stuff worth printing out: April 2011
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The Test of Troy. This is an exercise. There were three requirements: 1) No back story or background is allowed. It's entirely immediate. It's even in the present tense. 2) The character starts out with a problem, then it gets worse, and then worse. And when it is so bad that it just can't get any worse, it does. 3) All problems are resolved in the end. The Test of Troy. Troy puts his head down and trudges on. A test tomorrow? Will his stomach hold up until he gets home? How can this day get any worse?
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Chris Hugh - stuff worth printing out: September 2010
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Drabble: "Is Reproduction Romantic? Soon we'll have a fresh crop of little ones! Kendrick snorted and looked at the line of citizens behind them. "Reality TV and soap operas have infected every corner of the galaxy, haven't they? There's nothing the least bit romantic about reproduction.". But we have to increase our population.". Of course," Kendrick agreed. He looked forward. "Your turn.". Stories by Chris Hugh. Drabble: New Moan: A Twilight Parody. New Moan: A Twilight Parody. Cool, we're both Mormons!
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Chris Hugh - stuff worth printing out: June 2011
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An Anchorite Story: Cats Read. 8220;Twitch, did you read this? 8220;If it doesn’t have pretty pictures and come with crayons, then I didn’t read it.”. 8220;I expected as much. Well, my friend of short attention span, this book is titled ‘The Mr. Kitten Murder Mystery’ written by none other than our human.”. 8220;She wouldn’t violate our trust like that, telling all our secrets where anyone could read them! 8220;That’s outrageous, Mr. Kitten. Why did you get top billing and not me? 8221; Pin It Now! A 100...