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The Aphrodite Cafe: August 2011

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Advice for the Lovelorn, the Clothesworn, and the Lifelost. Sunday, August 28, 2011. THE SAFENESS OF SAMENESS. I know, I know. You missed me. I been right here, but there was a glitch with my personal software and I couldn't post nothing for a while. So I took a trip. Just look at Iraq if you want to know what they can do to a neighborhood. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Subscribe Now: Feed Icon. Subscribe in a reader. THE SAFENESS OF SAMENESS. My Friends and Faves. The Broad Humor Film Festival.

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The Aphrodite Cafe: September 2011

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Advice for the Lovelorn, the Clothesworn, and the Lifelost. Friday, September 30, 2011. Not that after the mousse au chocolat. You have to join him in some afternoon delight. No. A simple thank you will suffice. You see, by allowing him to buy you a meal, you actually are performing an act of altruism, allowing him an outlet for his natural, testosterone-driven provider urges and giving him hope, however faint, that someday he may be Waltzing Matilda with the best of the birds and the bees. Even if you h...

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The Aphrodite Cafe: December 2011

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Advice for the Lovelorn, the Clothesworn, and the Lifelost. Tuesday, December 13, 2011. I love shopping malls. Malls is America, don'cha know, especially now that they got not only the big stores, but those little booths outside. Very democratic. Big enterprise and small trying to catch the eye of women and their purses. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Subscribe Now: Feed Icon. Subscribe in a reader. My Friends and Faves. The Broad Humor Film Festival. Simple template. Powered by Blogger.

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The Aphrodite Cafe: FOUR RULES TO LIVE BY

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Advice for the Lovelorn, the Clothesworn, and the Lifelost. Sunday, January 01, 2012. FOUR RULES TO LIVE BY. ONLY THE COOK GETS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE FOOD. ONE SLICES, THE OTHER CHOOSES. NOT EVERYBODY LIKES GRAVY. A LITTLE DESSERT NOW AND THEN CAN'T HURT. Labels: 4 rules for living. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe Now: Feed Icon. Subscribe in a reader. Sweater Vest As Sexual Signal. Claire Live Video: Past Lives Q&A. FOUR RULES TO LIVE BY. My Friends and Faves. The Broad Humor Film Festival.

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The Aphrodite Cafe: January 2012

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Advice for the Lovelorn, the Clothesworn, and the Lifelost. Monday, January 16, 2012. People is all confused about whether corporations are people. They have the rights of people but they do not have the body parts, which is why I prefer to call them cyborgs. To cheer you up and give you some perspective. Then go get your nails done. Male or female, a manicure reminds you how good it is to be human. Stephen colber super pac. Saturday, January 14, 2012. Sweater Vest As Sexual Signal. Some of you may be su...

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The Aphrodite Cafe: Politics and Religion

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Advice for the Lovelorn, the Clothesworn, and the Lifelost. Wednesday, September 19, 2012. Yes, I am doing a live show again. September 27 at the Electric Lodge in Venice. Here is a little video of us getting ready for it. Enjoy! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Retro babe Claire DeLune solves the world's problems using the wisdom of the Blondes' Creed: money is the root of all romance, beauty is the bedrock of civilization, and fashion is the Rosetta Stone of the soul. Subscribe Now: Feed Icon.

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The Aphrodite Cafe: October 2009

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Advice for the Lovelorn, the Clothesworn, and the Lifelost. Saturday, October 24, 2009. The Fox and the White House. Everybody's talking like the President is attacking Fox News, when all the White House spokeslady said was that until Fox starts acting like grownup news professionals the Pres is not going to treat them like it just because they own a lot of stations. My nine-year-old nephew is a pro at computer race car driving, but I ain't giving him the keys to the Caddy. To a co-worker who spreads lie...

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The Aphrodite Cafe: June 2011

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Advice for the Lovelorn, the Clothesworn, and the Lifelost. Tuesday, June 07, 2011. So it's overcast here in Lost Angeles and no one is moving. The streets are empty. The pools are quiet. The early matinees might as well go back to bed. Nobody's gonna show up for anything before 3, and then only if they have friends visiting from out of town. Imagine your human is like a barometer and when the mercury drops, so does the circulation. See what I'm getting at? This has ramifications beyond mere mood. Ju...

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The Aphrodite Cafe: SPARKLY THINGS

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Advice for the Lovelorn, the Clothesworn, and the Lifelost. Tuesday, December 13, 2011. I love shopping malls. Malls is America, don'cha know, especially now that they got not only the big stores, but those little booths outside. Very democratic. Big enterprise and small trying to catch the eye of women and their purses. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe Now: Feed Icon. Subscribe in a reader. My Friends and Faves. The Broad Humor Film Festival. Simple template. Powered by Blogger.