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Writer's Anatomy: May 2011

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A place to hang out and read one peculiar writer's body of work. Monday, May 30, 2011. Price Check, Please! Sorry, but I don't use the self-checkout line at the supermarket anymore. I just don't and won't. And here's why: I end up needing help anyway! How do I work this darn thing? Call me dumb (I rather you didn't) but I don't know how to use those fancy thingamajig scanners. "Somebody help me, please! I've tried, believe me, but I just can't get the hang of it. "How do I ring up these squash? It's awfu...

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Writer's Anatomy: June 2011

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A place to hang out and read one peculiar writer's body of work. Thursday, June 30, 2011. What's that in dog years? I'm not the jealous type. usually. But then it happened. Some very reliable sources other than TMZ (my wife and kids) told me a neighborhood dog was recently serenaded with "Happy Birthday. What makes that canine so special? Does he know any "Knock-Knock" jokes? Does he put food on the table? Right then and there, I was consumed with fits of jealousy. "Oh yeah, dog? At any age. So, I do...

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Writer's Anatomy: Don't Dare Me On The Dance Floor

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A place to hang out and read one peculiar writer's body of work. Monday, February 17, 2014. Don't Dare Me On The Dance Floor. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Los Angeles, California, United States. Looking for excuses not to write. View my complete profile. Hate to Hate ( playlist). Dont Dare Me On The Dance Floor. Http:/ vanlowe.blogspot.com. Simple template. Powered by Blogger.

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Writer's Anatomy: December 2011

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A place to hang out and read one peculiar writer's body of work. Saturday, December 31, 2011. On the eve of New Year's. uh, Eve, I'd like to take a moment to warn friends and family about a potential problem: Yes, Karaoke may be hazardous to one's health. "You mean my tonsils? If you'll allow me, let me explain. Maybe you have, maybe you haven't - probably you haven't: Has anybody heard about the brawl that broke out over an innocent round of Karaoke? I've fallen and I can't get up! Lighten Up, Will Ya?

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Writer's Anatomy: July 2011

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A place to hang out and read one peculiar writer's body of work. Sunday, July 31, 2011. In the name of the - Never Mind. I hear a famous game show host recently injured himself while chasing down a burgler. My question is - Why? That was a dumb move, Mister." Look, it's not that I'm afraid or anything but I wouldn't chase after some "bad guy." What for? I mean, I already get enough cardio at the gym, guys. Beside, what if I chased after a burglar and actually caught him - then what? In my own car? After ...

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Writer's Anatomy: November 2011

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A place to hang out and read one peculiar writer's body of work. Wednesday, November 30, 2011. Give Me Your Green! I was saddened to hear about a recent robbery at a Southern California convenience store. "Your onion-laced potato chips or your life! This was no ordinary heist, folks. Far from it. Not only did a couple of scoundrels steal money and take goodies without paying, one did so in disguise - dressed up as Gumby! Is there no shame? What that guy did was sacrilegious. My secrets). I swear, I'm...

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Writer's Anatomy: October 2011

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A place to hang out and read one peculiar writer's body of work. Sunday, October 30, 2011. It's Just A Game. Playing family board games has sure changed from when I was a kid. Case in point: a woman recently stabbed her boyfriend with a knife. over a game of Monopoly. "Park Place is mine! Sheesh. Not only that, the stabber was a grandma. "They sure don't make grandmas like they used to." Aren't grandmas supposed to bake cookies and spoil their grandchildren (even the annoying ones)? Looking back, I can d...

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Writer's Anatomy: August 2011

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A place to hang out and read one peculiar writer's body of work. Tuesday, August 30, 2011. I had to call a plumber for help recently and it got me to wondering what a tough job it must be to actually look like a plumber. I mean, they all have to have that similar look, right? You know the one: "Excuse me, Mr. Plumber, how do you get your jeans to fall below the hips like that? Who makes sure all of his jeans reveal a. uh. fault line. Whatever the case, I'm intrigued by the effort it takes to look like an...

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Writer's Anatomy: Subscribe I beg of you! (+playlist)

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A place to hang out and read one peculiar writer's body of work. Saturday, January 4, 2014. Subscribe I beg of you! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Los Angeles, California, United States. Looking for excuses not to write. View my complete profile. Subscribe I beg of you! Whistle While You ( playlist). Http:/ vanlowe.blogspot.com. Simple template. Powered by Blogger.

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Writer's Anatomy: September 2011

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A place to hang out and read one peculiar writer's body of work. Thursday, September 29, 2011. Sorry, but traveling abroad is not at the top of my to-do list. Far from it. "We'll have to do a cavity search, sir." Enough said, right? Wait til you hear about the bonehead moves by supposed doctors in far-off countries. I mean, did you catch the one about the patient in Brazil who was pronounced dead by her physician? Can you imagine the horror, being stuck in a freezer for all those many hours? What happene...