thesurrealist.co.uk
The Surrealist - Gibberish Generators
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/gibberish_generators.html
Less funny the more you reload. Be the first to get bored of new Surrealist toys! Pay attention to the. Enter-Your-Name Toys / Miscellanea. The Reality TV Generator. Text your vote for the most noisy chef to 56433 The Wikipedia Album Generator. All Commodity Volume, by Jacksonport.". The London Evening Standard Headline Generator. Toxic Wasps - Prepare To Flee.". Fantasy World News Generator. Generic Holiday Period on Necros was just another day on the front lines for the Phogon territories military.".
thesurrealist.co.uk
The Surrealist - Name-Battle Games
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/name_battle_games.html
Less funny the more you reload. Be the first to get bored of new Surrealist toys! Pay attention to the. Enter-Your-Name Toys / Gibberish Generators. The Surrealist seeks Kittens, runs on Alcohol, and has Three Metal Wheels.". The Surrealist is a Giant Lizard that seeks Nuclear Power Stations, is in League with Dark Forces and Radioactive, carries a Ray Gun and eats Rocks.". The Surrealist is a Pie-Eating Vampire Monkey. Battle Rating : 4.2.".
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The Mechanical Contrivium: Random Trivia Generator
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl
The Mechanical Contrivium: We Triv Your Ears. The Mechanical Contrivium is the automatic trivia generator of a thousand uses, providing facts for every occasion from school assignments to after-dinner conversation. Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Mechanical Contrivium! The Mechanical Contrivium never sleeps. The Mechanical Contrivium is immune to poison! The Ancient Greeks believed that drinking from the Mechanical Contrivium would bring eternal life! The Mechanical Contrivium is visible from the moon!
thesurrealist.co.uk
The Surrealist - Enter-Your-Name Toys
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/name_toys.html
Less funny the more you reload. Be the first to get bored of new Surrealist toys! Pay attention to the. The Twelve Days of LiveJournal. Five gi-i-i-iant squid.". The Christmas Song Generator. Shall I play for you, pa-rum-pum-pum pum, on my Surrealist.". The Movie Quote Generator. Where we're going we don't need the Surrealist.". You are in an echoing temple. You hear the sound of random words in the distance.". Trivia can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.".
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The Surrealist - Miscellaneous Web Toys
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/miscellanea.html
Less funny the more you reload. Be the first to get bored of new Surrealist toys! Pay attention to the. Enter-Your-Name Toys / Gibberish Generators. Viewer-submitted rubbish. We Hate 2004. A game of reconstituted listings. Photoshop foldover picture storage. All original content and concepts from the brains of Kevan Davis.
minordelays.co.uk
bouncing - Minor Delays
http://minordelays.co.uk/tag/bouncing
A short story for every station on the London Underground. Hammersmith and City Line. October 7, 2009. Posted in Metropolitan Line. A short story for every station on the London Underground and DLR, in alphabetical order by station name. Updated Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Cutty Sark for Maritime Greenwich. Other things of mine. Being snarky about Shoreditch. Over-literal interpretations of the station name. People whose size is unusual. Real people shamelessly fictionalised.
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Croxley - Minor Delays
http://minordelays.co.uk/croxley
A short story for every station on the London Underground. Hammersmith and City Line. Picture by Foshie: Welcome to Croxley Green. There are, Derrick calculates, four types of people: the malevolent, the oblivious, the neurotic and the amazing. To tell which category a person falls into, simply observe his or her behaviour at a zebra crossing. 8220;So Evan,” he says when the opportunity finally arises, “is malevolent.”. 8220;What, and you think they’re. 8220;You know that’s not normal, right? 8220;I don&...
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Docklands Light Railway - Minor Delays
http://minordelays.co.uk/category/dlr
A short story for every station on the London Underground. Hammersmith and City Line. Category Archives: Docklands Light Railway. Cutty Sark for Maritime Greenwich. October 14, 2009. Posted in Docklands Light Railway. October 9, 2009. Posted in Docklands Light Railway. September 28, 2009. Posted in Docklands Light Railway. April 22, 2009. Posted in Docklands Light Railway. April 20, 2009. Posted in Docklands Light Railway. March 18, 2009. Posted in Docklands Light Railway. March 6, 2009. February 18, 2009.
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Circle Line - Minor Delays
http://minordelays.co.uk/category/circle
A short story for every station on the London Underground. Hammersmith and City Line. Category Archives: Circle Line. April 27, 2009. Posted in Circle Line. March 2, 2009. Posted in Circle Line. February 13, 2009. Posted in Circle Line. February 4, 2009. Posted in Circle Line. Hammersmith and City Line. January 28, 2009. Posted in Bakerloo Line. Hammersmith and City Line. January 7, 2009. Posted in Circle Line. Cutty Sark for Maritime Greenwich. Other things of mine. Being snarky about Shoreditch.
