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greetings and salutations: January 2013
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Sunday, January 6, 2013. Quote List: July 1 through December 31st, 2012. Mom: I'm going to be a dung beetle in my next life. I'm going to spend my whole life looking for shit and being happy I found it. Mom as she slams the door shut: Suzanne! No matter what, say "no! Mike: Do you have a calculator? Shea: What kind of poor kids are we talking about? My dad talking about Romney in this debate, "He looks like an adoring bride.". Mom: Thank you for not eating the last half-pea. Dave: Roll it like a joint.
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greetings and salutations: September 2013
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Monday, September 30, 2013. Quotes: Third Quarter 2013. C3 about the meatballs my mom was cooking: How close are those to being done? Jonny: I used to have a crush on Mulder. That's the woman right? Shea: Are those Xmen dollars? Erica: That's weird. That's a weird thing to love. Vanessa after a super loud firework: Oh my god is that ok! Shea: You should watch Erica's sex syrup. M2: I mean. I remember going to Cracker Barrel. Me: You mean Crack Fox? M2: I like fodder. It's a good word, starts with f.
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greetings and salutations: December 2013
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Monday, December 30, 2013. Quotes: Fourth Quarter 2013 (most of them, anyway.). Due to a glitch, a chunk of the quote list was sadly lost forever in a sea of technological misfortune. On the plus side, the quotes that remain intact are worth the read :). Cash: I will wear a helmet. Mark: .we keep him in the basement. Rob: It's like drinking a campfire. Rob: I'm like a 14 year old girl. Sinh: I never shower. Fuck that. Steve: Actually, I'm waiting for my gun so I can get the hell out of here! Mark: The la...
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greetings and salutations: July 2014
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Sunday, July 6, 2014. Quotes: Second Quarter 2014. Vedran: I love Sinh. He's my little. -whispers- bitch. Danel: Princess. He meant to say princess. Anton: fuck off, you robot bitch. Rob: my freezer is full of body. Rob: let's stab it. C3: Shark Dad must be an asshole. Emily: Who am I! C3: Rabies is rabies. Rob: It's big as a small baby. Rob: You need the fucking bible. Rob: I was squeezing. Julia: are there black children up there dancing? Because if not, I'm not going. Me: Roast some beans? Kauffman Ce...
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greetings and salutations: February 2013
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Sunday, February 17, 2013. Quotes: Lost and Found. Sometimes the quotes I collect are scribbled on tiny sheets of paper. In the process of packing up for the sake of moving, lots of these little sheets were found. Barbara: .whoever pays me the most. Paul: I'll give you thirty-five hours next week. Barbara: You're going to hell for that. Paul: That guy kept staring at me. I kept giving him weird looks, hoping he'd get the hint. Dustin about his glasses: Someone told me they make me look special.
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greetings and salutations: July 2012
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Tuesday, July 31, 2012. Quotes January 1, 2012 - August 31, 2012. Mom: I had a drug test and a TB test on my arm. They like me. Julian: I stood up and could feel it in my legs. Julian: You can't touch me while I'm touching myself. Julian: It's a machine gun of happy beams. Candace: You found him first. Besides, he's probably already in love with you. He'd be like, get away from me, vanilla wench! Matt A.: Can you take professional photos of me and my cat? Mom: This is where they find the bodies. Micah: S...
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greetings and salutations: April 2015
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Monday, April 6, 2015. Quotes: First Quarter 2015. Jesus: You're the most sophisticated robot I've ever met. Bartender at Manifesto after a woman laughs obnoxiously one too many times:. Jesus Christ with this lady! Bartender at Manifesto: He was a belligerent whistler. Steve: We're like the United Nations of the Midwest. Steve: Where'd you get it at? Jeff: Hi, I'm Spider-Man. Jeff: My body loves pollen. JB: Do you have the lighter? Jeff: It's blue, or it's green. It should stick out. Arla CEO: We're a ve...
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greetings and salutations: April 2013
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Monday, April 22, 2013. Quotes: 1-5-2013 through 4-22-2013. M2: C3 is not a cat. C3: I can be for the right amount of money. M2: I only want the third one. Your first two kids are going to be a mess. M2: Jason, Zach, Billy, Kimberly, Trina and Tommy. Me: I don't know what that means. M2: I don't know. I was just naming Power Rangers. Nick: I'm trying to eat. Dad: Honey booboo, honey booboo, honey booboo's mom. Blair: They look identical! I mean… I'm not wearing my glasses…. Dave: What's this cat's name?
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greetings and salutations: January 2015
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Tuesday, January 6, 2015. Quotes: Third and Fourth Quarter 2014. Anthony: My head's on the path. Someone's gonna run it over. Anthony: You're snark. Just go full Tony Snark on her. Johnna: Dude, Pocahontas is fucking hot. Julie: Am I playing against Xena warrior princess? Rachel: You're more of the Cinderella-holding-a-grenade type. Woodge: What can P&L stand for? Pussy and lighter fluid. Jason: I thought I'd be drinking a bunch of beer, but I ended up drinking a bunch of tea. What am I doing? Nicole: It...
