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Channeling Dorothy Parker: May 2009
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Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words." DP. Tuesday, May 19, 2009. Go see my friend Delilah at The Unruly Helpmeet. She is giving away free art! Links to this post. Wednesday, May 13, 2009. Pulp Fiction is one of my favorite movies. I love the timing of it, the back and forth from future to past to present so that you aren't really certain where you are in the story until the end. The acting is incredible as well. Are you a Beatles person or an Elvis person? In conversations...
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Channeling Dorothy Parker: February 2009
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Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words." DP. Thursday, February 26, 2009. A Special Place in Hell. Even though I don't believe in hell, I think there must be a special place for those lost souls that light other people on fire - or throw hot grease on , dip in boiling water, or put their body parts on hot stove/oven/grill surfaces. Can you tell I am still spending far too much time working in the Burn Unit? Special kind of evil, there. But to BURN someone? Not preaching here,...
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Channeling Dorothy Parker: Blog Schitzophrenia
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Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words." DP. Tuesday, May 12, 2009. OK, I have been a terrible blogger. Mostly because I haven't been able to decide on a genre, I think. Probably not. So I will take my blog down from ravelry (not that it was getting me any real readers - especially since I don't post about knitting all that much) and move on. So no genre. Just some rambling a way to rediscover myself. And my apologies. I am a great reader but not a great writer. But I...Books...
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Channeling Dorothy Parker: A Special Place in Hell
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Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words." DP. Thursday, February 26, 2009. A Special Place in Hell. Even though I don't believe in hell, I think there must be a special place for those lost souls that light other people on fire - or throw hot grease on , dip in boiling water, or put their body parts on hot stove/oven/grill surfaces. Can you tell I am still spending far too much time working in the Burn Unit? Special kind of evil, there. But to BURN someone? Not preaching here,...
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Channeling Dorothy Parker: December 2008
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Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words." DP. Wednesday, December 17, 2008. All Time Favorite Gifts. Wrote this post about favorite gifts you have given or received. I loved the idea and I have been dredging up the ghosts of Christmas past to come up with my favorites. 4 My mom and I are making dumpling bags for all my neices this year. I don't know yet how they are going to like them, but the experience of knitting them with my mom has been priceless. Links to this post.
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Channeling Dorothy Parker: November 2008
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Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words." DP. Friday, November 14, 2008. I am so bad at this blogging thing. Mostly, I think, because I have had so little to say and yet my life has been so full. But one thing I wanted to share is that I seem to have found my reading mojo again. It has been gone since Sproglette was born over 4 years ago. Gone in a bad way. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Trying to remember who I am now that I am a mom. View my complete profile.
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Channeling Dorothy Parker: Pulp
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Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words." DP. Wednesday, May 13, 2009. Pulp Fiction is one of my favorite movies. I love the timing of it, the back and forth from future to past to present so that you aren't really certain where you are in the story until the end. The acting is incredible as well. Are you a Beatles person or an Elvis person? Brady Bunch or the Partridge Family? On Rich Man, Poor Man who did you like better Peter Strauss or Nick Nolte? I like VV's answer here -...
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Channeling Dorothy Parker: Bawls*
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Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words." DP. Monday, May 11, 2009. Notice - this post is going to be a little more risque and foul mouthed than usual, so if this is going to offend, please stop now. Don't flame me in the comments when I have given you ample warning! Man he was such a pussy for not blah blah blah". Or my favorite "That woman is such a cunt". I am over that, but I really think the best place for those words is in the proverbial bedroom, not the locker room/ball...
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Channeling Dorothy Parker: August 2008
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Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words." DP. Wednesday, August 27, 2008. I thought that we had made it clear to our families, four years ago, that plastic toys - especially talking, beeping, noisy ones - were verboten as gifts to our children. This evil disguised as a toy, will bring strife among your children. Obsession, jealousy, ranting, raging, screaming, crying, hitting, pushing, and hatred is sowed with this toy. Beware. And be afraid. Be very afraid. Links to this post.
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Channeling Dorothy Parker: May 2008
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Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words." DP. Thursday, May 29, 2008. 3 year old humor. The Sproglette has started telling jokes. Mostly they make no sense at all, like this classic. S: Knock, knock. Me: Door knob who? S: Door knob on the door is broken! Then she laughs hysterically for 5 minutes at her great with and she then starts a new one. This morning, she took off on the chicken butt joke. S: Mommy, guess what? Did you know they turn red, Mommy? Links to this post.