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The Bet | Too Fat, Too Fast, Too Far
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Too Fat, Too Fast, Too Far. A fat man, a race, and a bet. April 27, 2009 by Too Fat. I didn’t wake up one day and decide I’d had enough. I didn’t look at my rapidly expanding gut and decide I needed to get busy living or get busy dying. It started with a simple question from a friend. “Anyone want to run the Houston marathon with me? Anyway, I’ve picked my training program. I’ll spend a whole lot of time building up my aerobic conditioning and building my base. I’ve been on 3 ru...Enter your comment here.
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Training Officially Starts and Too Fat Needs GU | Too Fat, Too Fast, Too Far
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Too Fat, Too Fast, Too Far. A fat man, a race, and a bet. Laquo; Needing Inspiration PrefonFat Turn To Coach Cool. Anatomy of a Fail. Training Officially Starts and Too Fat Needs GU. September 17, 2009 by Too Fat. On September 17, 2009 at 3:28 pm. 2k, it was good to run with you this week. hopefully we can do some more as the training progresses. as for you question, i use e-gel when racing. flavors are pretty good, and it has a high calorie and carb load per pack. On September 18, 2009 at 10:18 am.
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Too Fat Ponders Porn And Wonders Why We Run | Too Fat, Too Fast, Too Far
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Too Fat, Too Fast, Too Far. A fat man, a race, and a bet. Laquo; Too Fat’s Desperate Plea For Sponsors. Re-Introducing a Parenthetically Inclined TooFat. Too Fat Ponders Porn And Wonders Why We Run. July 23, 2009 by Too Fat. I was considering something today on my run. I re-arranged my training this week and did my long run today. It was 12 miles and actually a lot of fun but more on that later. I mean think about it. We talk openly (brag) about things like bloody nipples. This lack of marketing is sad b...
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Too Fat, Too Fast, Too Far | A fat man, a race, and a bet | Page 2
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Too Fat, Too Fast, Too Far. A fat man, a race, and a bet. Too Fat Faces A Mild Success Mildly Successfully. July 13, 2009 by Too Fat. Three months ago the idea of running ten miles was as foreign to me as successfully bedding a willing Daniella Fishel (that’s right I’ve always had a stiffy for Topanga Lawrence). Sunday I did it (ten miles not Topanga). Right after I left the ghetto I had to run about 300 yards through the parking lot of an apartment complex. Upon entering this parking lot I heard a g...
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Lesson not quite learned…. | If I had to pick five
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If I had to pick five. 8230;because I just can’t think of a sixth. Lesson not quite learned…. July 22, 2009. 5 lessons I should have learned by now, but have some how managed not to. Lesson 1: No matter how ‘right’ you believe you are, and how many people approve the content, do not, under any circumstance, send an e-mail when you are angry. You will be just as right in a few hours and once you calm down, you may even see that the other person might just have a point. Of an outfit to make sure your bra s...
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March | 2010 | Too Fat, Too Fast, Too Far
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Too Fat, Too Fast, Too Far. A fat man, a race, and a bet. Archive for March, 2010. Anatomy of a Fail. On March 2, 2010 4 Comments. Damn this thing is dusty, cobwebs everywhere. Seems like I should splain. No that takes to long let me sum up. I failed, impressively. Shortly after my last entry THR let me know he was out on the bet. You remember the bet. Without my foil I lost some of my inspiration. I was a Mancusco without a Vonn, a Tupac without a Biggie Smalls, an Ahab without a Dick. That̵...Too F...
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Re-Introducing a Parenthetically Inclined TooFat | Too Fat, Too Fast, Too Far
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Too Fat, Too Fast, Too Far. A fat man, a race, and a bet. Laquo; Too Fat Ponders Porn And Wonders Why We Run. Too Fat is Flummoxed by Pornography but Runs On. Re-Introducing a Parenthetically Inclined TooFat. August 13, 2009 by Too Fat. Hello, is there anybody out there? Just smile if you can hear me. Is there anyone at all? A few (hopefully) entertaining fragments from the last few weeks of running. 8211; A couple of weeks ago the family was visiting the wife’s parents for the weekend. Sunday ...I had g...
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Meet Coach Cool | Too Fat, Too Fast, Too Far
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Too Fat, Too Fast, Too Far. A fat man, a race, and a bet. Laquo; Too Fat’s Fall From Grace and Five Miles of Redemption. Too Fat is a Magnanimous Bastard. June 8, 2009 by Too Fat. Lew Alcinder and Bill Walton had John Wooden. Roger Staubach and Randy White had Tom Landry. Quintin Cassidy had Bruce Denton. And TooFat has Coach Cool. In any event I’d rather have him fer me than agin me and I do think he might be of some actual assistence once I start interval training. On August 26, 2009 at 4:36 pm. Traini...
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Race Report: Race Day or How Fast Can the Fat Man Go? | Too Fat, Too Fast, Too Far
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Too Fat, Too Fast, Too Far. A fat man, a race, and a bet. Laquo; TooFat’s Triumphant Return To Racing. Too Fat’s Fall From Grace and Five Miles of Redemption. Race Report: Race Day or How Fast Can the Fat Man Go? May 27, 2009 by Too Fat. Date: May 23, 2009. Race: American Heroes Memorial Day 5 and 10K. Distance: 5K, Result 26:35:77 (watch timed), 26:44 (race clock), 26:50 (chip time something was obviously wrong) Conditions 70ish and overcast. We made our way to the starting line. The race was being ...
