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Gee! I Do Too!: December 2012
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Tuesday, December 18, 2012. Let me check my notes . I returned a voice mail message and had the following conversation about the possibility of scheduling a wedding for this Saturday . Me: Hi, this is $ I'm returning your call regarding a civil ceremony. Him: Oh, hi, Ms. $ , this is - - -, we spoke already and you already said that you would be available to do the ceremony on Saturday morning in # # so we're all set. (NOTE: # # is 45 minutes away from my office). Tick tock tick tock . long pause . For th...
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Gee! I Do Too!: January 2014
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Tuesday, January 28, 2014. Not sure if I'm tempting the fates, BUT thankful this has never happened before, during, or after one of my weddings . at least, not that I'm aware of. Http:/ www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/19/man-cuts-off-testicles n 3953301.html? Man Cuts Off Testicles, Delays Wedding. Posted: 09/19/2013 10:24 am EDT. Updated: 09/19/2013 10:25 am EDT. Man Cuts Off Testicles. Man Cuts Off Testicles Delays Wedding. Wedding Delayed Cut Off Tesicles. Wedding Delayed From Cut Off Testes. Despite E...
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Gee! I Do Too!: October 2012
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012. Aka: Wedding by Ambush). You're getting married in about 30 minutes! Another side note: the hairspray and perfume lingered for what seemed like days. Links to this post. You married me two years ago . Caller: Hi, I'd like to schedule a wedding with you. You married me 2 years ago. Me: Oh, okay, so you want to do a renewal - not a wedding. Caller: Oh, no, that marriage only lasted a month. Me: Umm . oh . I'm sorry to hear that . Caller: Okay, that would be great. 29 single and h...
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Gee! I Do Too!: September 2011
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011. So many stories, so little time . looking for a little help! I have soooooo many past stories to tell . and the new ones seem to come in every few days or so. So, here is my pitch to those of you that know me, and know some of the past stories that were the impetus for this blog. Thanks for reading, and thanks for helping! Links to this post. Saturday, September 24, 2011. Glad I'm not getting married to him either. 10:11 I texted back to my friend: "who is my 10am wedding?
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Gee! I Do Too!: July 2011
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011. Not a hoedown, but almost a throwdown! Ever have to avoid someone because of an "almost altercation"? Yeah, me too. How it all started . a morning wedding appointment arrived with a typo on their license, so I sent them back to the Courthouse to get it fixed. In the interest of time and not moving the ginormous stroller back in and out of our building, I offered to meet them in the courtyard outside the courthouse for the ceremony. Links to this post. Monday, July 25, 2011. There ...
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Gee! I Do Too!: September 2013
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Monday, September 23, 2013. Six pack wedding kinda day. Literally and figuratively - as I quite possibly need a six pack after all is said and done. Let me explain, beyond the obvious fact that I had six scheduled weddings today. I had a non-wedding appointment scheduled for late in the afternoon (during a wedding break) and where I need to get documents notarized. So while waiting for the oil change to be completed I contacted the bank to confirm they have a notary. They do. Great! Oh, yeah, forgot to m...
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Gee! I Do Too!: August 2014
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Saturday, August 9, 2014. Just confirming the details . After confirming her Saturday, 11 am, appointment for the 3rd time . (and 3 "let me call you back" phone calls to get it scheduled in the first place). Her: Okay, what time do you want me to call you that day? Is 9 AM good? Why do you need to call me again? Her: Just to confirm everything, again, you know that you’re there and everything. Me: There’s no need to confirm, again, it’s in my calendar. Links to this post. Labels: banging on the door.
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Gee! I Do Too!: May 2013
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Friday, May 31, 2013. Dear Blurt it Out Groom:. What on earth possessed you to think, for a second, noticing and saying "you're not wearing a ring, what's up with that? Coupled with "hahaha, always a bridesmaid, never a bride, huh? Was even remotely close to a nice thing to say? Especially moments before I perform your wedding? Your Wedding Celebrant, who fortunately is not easily offended by asshats. Links to this post. Labels: always a bridesmaid. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Dear Blurt it Out Groom:.
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Gee! I Do Too!: January 2012
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Thursday, January 26, 2012. For as long as we both shall . Her: Do you say "til death do us part" in the vows? Me: I can, if you want me to. Her: No, that's okay - I mean obviously we know it ends in death. Me: I usually say "as long as we both shall live.". Her: Oh, can we change that? I mean, you can live a long time and we all know that people fall out of love with each other. Can we change live, to love? Me: Okay, so you want me to say "as long as we both shall love.". Links to this post. 5) the phra...
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Gee! I Do Too!: March 2015
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Thursday, March 26, 2015. Audibly sighing * *. You book your wedding appointment 10 days before . you want to have the max # of guests I allow ( 4) . you want to bring your dog . I agree to all these things (date, time, guests, dog) . 1 Have everyone arrive together at the time of your appointment, not separately and not before. 3 I remind you that there is a 4 person max (including children and photographers, if you have any coming). Your mom, dad, and grandma arrive at 3:20. I've already told on you to...
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