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Groin's Grab: Customer Service - I salute you.
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The evolutionary endpoint of all blogs. Wednesday, March 14, 2007. Customer Service - I salute you. ShtineTime officially has a nemesis. Nemeses, actually. Three of them. All good things happen in threes. Three blind mice, Three wise men, Three-some to quote De La Soul, 3 is a magic number. Do you know what nemesis means? Nemesis A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt. me. Virgin Blue (by Shtine Time). When I caused a spill.
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Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free?: January 2007
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Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free? Brain leakings and time wastin. Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say.". Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Subscribe in a reader. Just a wafer thin mint.
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Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free?: February 2007
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Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free? Brain leakings and time wastin. Laughing with them - not at them. Stunts And Other Things Goes Wrong. The funniest videos are a click away. Links to this post. Impossible not to laugh with this. For those having a bad day watch this and smile. Links to this post. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Subscribe in a reader. Laughing with them - not at them. Impossible not to laugh with this. Just a wafer thin mint. View my complete profile.
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Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free?: September 2007
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Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free? Brain leakings and time wastin. Having lived at home for my entire life the concept of neighbours is something. That i have never had to think about. Whilst under my parents roof the only time neighbours ever entered my mindspace. Was when i had to get a cricket/basket/foot/base/golf/tennis or any other ball back form over the fence.boy how things have changed. Bed and endurance sports. While i am not opposed to a couple in a committed. Links to this post.
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Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free?: Weiss delivers the goods
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Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free? Brain leakings and time wastin. Weiss delivers the goods. Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. A solution. Rick. Fust", he said, "I don't want to have to kuss 'er.".
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Groin's Grab: December 2004
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The evolutionary endpoint of all blogs. Wednesday, December 29, 2004. Asia - open today only. Firstly, let me assure anyone who is concerned about my whereabouts (all 2 of you) that I am in Cambodia and going about altering my travel plans to Ko Phi Phi island, which is obviously no longer a travel destination for the immediate future. I wonder how well a business would do in Sydney, if it was only open TODAY. You could call it "Only open TODAY! And thus beginneth my Asian travels. And the chilli is amaz...
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Groin's Grab: November 2004
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The evolutionary endpoint of all blogs. Monday, November 22, 2004. How much do our trains suck? I was standing on a train platform the other day. I do a lot of that, these days. I probably spend more time on train platforms than on the train itself, which isn’t that hard, I guess, since I only travel two stops and my average waiting time is about ten minutes. Don’t be. This is just the station staff trying to keep themselves entertained because the trains never arrive. Ever since litter was classified as...
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Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free?: February 2008
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Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free? Brain leakings and time wastin. My team is slowly, but surely, turning into a joke. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was a reds supporter and he had enough of watching the drivel that they are producing on the field week in week out. The once mighty reds are now best described as toilet - but the sad part is that i still wake up at stupid o'clock every week to watch. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Subscribe in a reader.
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Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free?: April 2009
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Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free? Brain leakings and time wastin. Stumble delivered the goods this morning - 86 Rules of Boozing. 1 If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2 Always toast before doing a shot. 3 Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4 Change your toast at least once a month. 5 Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 9 Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. 18 Alway...
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Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free?: November 2006
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Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free? Brain leakings and time wastin. Wedding goes on.wedding goes off. Late last night it happened and surprisingly when TK least expected it. No longer will we have to endure that horrible and repetitive question of "when". While many thought it was overdue, all have received the news well and are glad that another milestone can be marked off what has been a good year. That's right dear readers.Brittney and K-Fed have filed for divorce. Links to this post. This ...