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Madness and Musings: June 2006
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Taking over the universe, one pie at a time. Friday, June 30, 2006. World Domination: Do I Have an Unhealthy Obsession? Oh, Julius brought together the largest army the world had seen since Alexander and conquered more than half the known world! Augustus united a divided Rome and transformed the Republic to the Empire, installing himself at it's first emperor and establishing the Pax Romana! See what they write in the history books about that, jerks. Old, Weak, and Tiny Roman Empire. Friday, June 23, 2006.
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Madness and Musings: It's been like a year, so here's something to ponder
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Taking over the universe, one pie at a time. Friday, June 23, 2006. It's been like a year, so here's something to ponder. I went to eat breakfast this morning, and I happened to read the box top on my corn flakes. It stated the following:. If it doesn't say Kellogg's on the box, it's not Kellogg's in the box.". And that's sort of a long statement for an advertising campaign. Especially in a society with as short an attention span as - hey, are you even still reading this? Than a Taurus. You know why?
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Madness and Musings: Where Has Skeletor Been? Part I
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Taking over the universe, one pie at a time. Wednesday, May 18, 2005. Where Has Skeletor Been? Perhaps you're wondering why I've not posted anything to this site in quite some time. Perhaps you'd like to know the truth. I know you better than that, you foolish wonderer. You'd much rather have a series of vaguely entertaining lies. So it begins:. How will I get out of this one, you might ask? Will I return to the internet with all my ocular senses at 100% efficiency? View my complete profile.
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Madness and Musings: World Domination: Do I Have an Unhealthy Obsession?
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Taking over the universe, one pie at a time. Friday, June 30, 2006. World Domination: Do I Have an Unhealthy Obsession? Oh, Julius brought together the largest army the world had seen since Alexander and conquered more than half the known world! Augustus united a divided Rome and transformed the Republic to the Empire, installing himself at it's first emperor and establishing the Pax Romana! See what they write in the history books about that, jerks. Old, Weak, and Tiny Roman Empire. My dog broke my comp...
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Madness and Musings: Some Random Nonsense
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Taking over the universe, one pie at a time. Tuesday, July 18, 2006. One fine summer day, sky bright and thunder rolling while rain sleeted down and a dry wind rushed across the dusty plains as I hiked through the desolate rainforest fighting through rapacious crowds all the while, I witnessed a nuclear eruption as boiling acid was thrown into my eyes and I landed my spaceship from an alien world while being bitten by a radioactive vampire. And now you know my secret superhero origin that I've just made ...
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Madness and Musings: Hail Caesar Skeletorus!
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Taking over the universe, one pie at a time. Wednesday, July 05, 2006. So perhaps it has been a burning question in the depths of your soul for the last week or so as to how exactly I did plan to conquer the Skeletorian Empire in slightly less than two weeks (maybe slightly more, I could do Kansas on my way home). Well I'm here to tell you that the answer is slinkies and a Kevin Costner disguise (naturally). Not alone, not even in pairs, but in an unruly slinking mob! August 10, 2006 at 9:35 PM. Vanity F...
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Madness and Musings: Since it's been a month or so...
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Taking over the universe, one pie at a time. Wednesday, August 30, 2006. Since it's been a month or so. The conquest of the Skeletorian Empire went swimmingly, had a few problems in Kansas, but I think we have an understanding now. Mostly, this post is to let you know that I am actively working on a webpage outlining my various exploits on "the continent". And I'll throw up a link here when it's ready. Good day, and good luck. Posted by Skeletor McKnuckles at 10:50 AM. View my complete profile.
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Madness and Musings: September 2004
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Taking over the universe, one pie at a time. Thursday, September 30, 2004. Disease and Weight Loss - 1 Step to a Thinner You. So many crazy weight loss programs have been proposed in countless informercial etc. Sure, anybody can lose weight, but what most people don't want is the difficulty associated with staying on a healthy diet, and getting plenty of exercise. Sure, you can be anorexic or bulimic, but who has the willpower to just stop eating altogether? And who likes vomiting constantly? Firstly, we...
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Madness and Musings: May 2005
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Taking over the universe, one pie at a time. Wednesday, May 18, 2005. Where Has Skeletor Been? Perhaps you're wondering why I've not posted anything to this site in quite some time. Perhaps you'd like to know the truth. I know you better than that, you foolish wonderer. You'd much rather have a series of vaguely entertaining lies. So it begins:. How will I get out of this one, you might ask? Will I return to the internet with all my ocular senses at 100% efficiency? View my complete profile.
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Madness and Musings: Apparently I Wrote This One A While Ago And Never Posted It
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Taking over the universe, one pie at a time. Saturday, January 15, 2005. Apparently I Wrote This One A While Ago And Never Posted It. Do you find yourself not getting any work done because you have to allocate enough time to each of your ladies that they not be disappointed? When was the last time you spoke to another man in your office building (which may consist of almost 90% males)? Did you stop going to bars because you were sick of being that creepy older guy? You probably still are.