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Two Guys, One Quip: WHAT...WHAT IS THIS?
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A joint effort between The End of Summer. And Exploitation Movie Review. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). BEST OF THE WORST. The End of Summer (TEOS): Halloween is in the air again. It will be here before we know it. During this time of year, like-minded fol. Exploitation Movie Review (EMR): Little to nothing is written about the production of Samurai Cop ; or, at least, nothing that I cou. RIKI-OH: THE STORY OF RIKI. Exploitation Movie Review (EMR): Merry Christmas, Quippers! THE BEAST MUST DIE. Exploitatio...
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Two Guys, One Quip: January 2015
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January 28, 2015. THE BEAST MUST DIE. Exploitation Movie Review (EMR):. The Beast Must Die. Is a 1974 offering from Amicus productions, a rival production house to Hammer but without the good movies. This film, one of the studio’s final efforts (the next would be the gloriously insane Vincent Price vehicle Madhouse. Sounds gay. I’m in. Hey, do you wanna pretend to be the guys from " True Detective. The End of Summer (TEOS):. Oooh, can I be Michelle Monaghan? Then we can sad-fuck. :D. I agree. I think...
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Two Guys, One Quip: August 2014
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August 3, 2014. THE RAY BRADBURY THEATER: THE TOWN WHERE NO ONE GOT OFF. Exploitation Movie Review (EMR):. So, our good friend. Invited us to take part in his Goldblum-a-thon. You can travel. To find out more about that, and to read some of the good work that Barry himself is doing. There was some to’ing and fro’ing here at the 2G1Q torture box as to what we should review. Eventually we settled on an episode of ‘. The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 8217; called ‘. The Town Where No One Got Off. AKA, Salt Lake City.
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Two Guys, One Quip: SAMURAI COP
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July 18, 2014. Exploitation Movie Review (EMR):. Little to nothing is written about the production of Samurai Cop. Or, at least, nothing that I could find on the first two pages of my Google search. There are literally tens of words written about this demonically bad piece of shit, but none of them come close to the almighty fucking drubbing it's about to receive here. I want to start by apologising to you, man. The End Of Summer (TEOS):. I’m used to it. Wow, you’re already onto the plot? I’m still...
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Two Guys, One Quip: PREVIOUS TARGETS
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Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). BEST OF THE WORST. The End of Summer (TEOS): Halloween is in the air again. It will be here before we know it. During this time of year, like-minded fol. Exploitation Movie Review (EMR): Little to nothing is written about the production of Samurai Cop ; or, at least, nothing that I cou. RIKI-OH: THE STORY OF RIKI. Exploitation Movie Review (EMR): It’d be fair to say that without Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky , there’d be no Shawshank Redemption , ex. THE BEAST MUST DIE. Exploit...
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Two Guys, One Quip: December 2014
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December 23, 2014. Exploitation Movie Review (EMR):. Merry Christmas, Quippers! I’m gonna call you all Quippers. From now on, you fucking disgusting label whores.) This month’s offering is a dreadful little piece of shit which hilariously brief research tells me was filmed, scored, and released. The only thing you need to know is that this fucking turd clocks in at just over an hour and a half while Corman’s The Fall of the House of Usher. The End of Summer (TEOS):. Speaking of laughing at incompetence:.
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Two Guys, One Quip: ZOMBIE LAKE
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June 25, 2014. Exploitation Movie Review (EMR):. Most of the time, a troubled production results in a troubled movie and that can be said of 1981's Zombie Lake. After being passed on to director Jean Rollin at very short notice, the binding spell surrounding the dark lord G'rnthark crumbled and he awoke from his thousand year slumber. Dazed, confused and understandably angry, he promptly sharted and deposited Zombie Lake. Onto the world as if to say, "Dude.I was fucking sleeping.". The End of Summer (TEO...
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Two Guys, One Quip: October 2014
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October 12, 2014. The End of Summer (TEOS):. Halloween is in the air again. It will be here before we know it. During this time of year, like-minded folks will be kicking back with a pumpkin beer and watching one of their perennial favorites. John Carpenter’s Halloween. New minor classic Trick-R-Treat. Perhaps. But around the Two Guys offices, we don’t take it easy. We suffer. We OPT to suffer. And we do it for you bungholes. Helping us suffer is 1988’s oddball offering Hack-O-Lantern. And that even six-...
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Two Guys, One Quip: September 2014
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September 2, 2014. The End of Summer (TEOS):. Do you know the name Godfrey Ho? Well, you should (if you like bullshit) – he of the films Undefeatable. Housing the greatest fight scene of all time. With which the Two Guys team has already tussled, and other fun-titled films like The Trouble-Solving Broker. And, for the love of god, The Magnificent Wonderman. Which I believe is my life story. (I say this last part with a dickhead grin as I make a jerk-off motion to a picture of your mom.). Moniker was alre...
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Two Guys, One Quip: THE IMPOSSIBLE KID (OF KUNG FU)
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June 26, 2014. THE IMPOSSIBLE KID (OF KUNG FU). The End of Summer (TEOS):. In 1957, a legend was born; he was a pint-sized legend that rocked a white suit, triumphed against adversity, and wooed the ladies. His hair was as black as squid ink, his smile glinted like the afternoon sun, and his nipples were the size of silver-dollar pancakes. He came, he saw, he littled. And in 1992, he died of bad crab. That man…is Weng Weng. That makes me pretty sad. The Impossible Kid (of Kung Fu). The film opens with We...
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