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Dear Life,: Dear On/Off F-Buddy,
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Meditations that would otherwise go unheard. Write to Dear Life. Dear On/Off F-Buddy,. Why do you have to be the way you are? 160; Why does it have to be completely impossible to have a real relationship with you, when I want you so bad that just looking at pictures of you makes my vagina cry a little? 160; Can I just take your pheromones and your penis and transfer them to my nice boy? Youre screwed, dude. Dump and run, muthafucka.dump and run. November 2, 2010 at 1:07 PM. November 2, 2010 at 9:54 PM.
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Dear Life,: Omfg.
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Meditations that would otherwise go unheard. Write to Dear Life. You are stressing me the fuck out. Your ignoring tactics/crazy is really getting to me. I'm really sorry I asked to live here because you made the suggestion a few months ago. Your screaming and rude grandchildren are OUT OF CONTROL OMG CONTROL THEM PLEASE. Also, please stop fighting with everyone and saying mean things. I'm sorry for existing. Merry Fucking Christmas. Terrified to tell you I am moving in less than a week,. Dear New Boy,.
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Dear Life,: Dear single friend,
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Meditations that would otherwise go unheard. Write to Dear Life. Dear single friend,. I just want to remind you to please have self-respect and remember that not having a man is not the end of the world. You're making single women look bad when you're putting away all your "non-negotiables" and dating. say. married guys? Or guys who would never catch your eye otherwise? Guys who treat women like shit and take advantage of you? November 12, 2010 at 7:53 AM. November 16, 2010 at 12:48 PM. Laughter and tear...
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Dear Life,: dear day 10 of breakup,
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Meditations that would otherwise go unheard. Write to Dear Life. Dear day 10 of breakup,. Holy fuck. why do you still hurt so much? Nevermind, i can answer that. 1) because i hadn't had anything even resembling a relationship for a solid year before we met. 2) on st patrick's day. aka march. which means. 3) it was the longest i've ever been involved, in any sense of the word, with anyone. ever. I am broken until further notice. 11 i can't wait 2 cu lol ur so kewt! A gag reflex that should exist only in 5...
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Dear Life,: Dear New Boy,
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Meditations that would otherwise go unheard. Write to Dear Life. Dear New Boy,. You spend most of your time watching movies and smoking pot and you make your living off selling drugs. But you are completely adorable, plus you have decent sex skills. I think I'm gonna keep you for a little while. :). PS Yeah, I know I have major self-destructive dating issues, I'll deal with that in therapy when I have some decent insurance. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Enter your email address:. Dear New Boy,.
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Dear Life,: Dear moustache,
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Meditations that would otherwise go unheard. Write to Dear Life. Im really enjoying growing you. even if it is just for the month of Movember. However, all the porn star, child molestor, and Tom Selleck references are getting kind of old. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Enter your email address:. Subscribe to the Dear Life Feed. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.". Pink Is The New Dear Life.
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Dear Life,: Dear Really Nice Guy I'm Dating,
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Meditations that would otherwise go unheard. Write to Dear Life. Dear Really Nice Guy I'm Dating,. You are practically perfect, you listen to what I say, buy me flowers for no reason and want to spend all of your time with me. So what's the problem? Why do I not feel the same way at all? You even bought me a bracelet for my birthday and gave it to me under the stars. You are everything I thought I wanted, yet it still feels like something is missing. Why can't you be a little bit of a bad ass?
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Dear Life,: Dear self,
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Meditations that would otherwise go unheard. Write to Dear Life. I'm pretty sure getting trashed the sunday night before you start your new job is probably not a good idea. What were you thinking? You're still hung over. Now you get to hang out with screaming elementary kids for 4 hours. Sucka. Stop being an asshole,. Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Enter your email address:. Subscribe to the Dear Life Feed. Thanks for reading and writing! Top FMLs of the week.