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Fear and Disillusionment: Mountaineering State of Mind
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Monday, June 7, 2010. Mountaineering State of Mind. Got the hell out of there of course. Then I went to hide in a room somewhere else for 20 minutes to let my shit dry out. Now I’m going to write in my report, “Sink in room 7124 not functioning properly… PS – Mop up floor, walls, and ceiling.”. Plus, do you have any idea how often you have to pee when you’re constantly checking sinks for hot water and flushing toilets? This is the biggest turd I have ever seen! No one should be using any toilets anywhere!
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Fear and Disillusionment: June 2010
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Monday, June 7, 2010. Mountaineering State of Mind. Got the hell out of there of course. Then I went to hide in a room somewhere else for 20 minutes to let my shit dry out. Now I’m going to write in my report, “Sink in room 7124 not functioning properly… PS – Mop up floor, walls, and ceiling.”. Plus, do you have any idea how often you have to pee when you’re constantly checking sinks for hot water and flushing toilets? This is the biggest turd I have ever seen! No one should be using any toilets anywhere!
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Fear and Disillusionment: Kohler, WI - Part Deuce
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Friday, May 28, 2010. Kohler, WI - Part Deuce. 8221; and then we’d move on. One of the cool things was seeing the way Carl interacted with all the guys still working on the plant floor. They all had respect and adoration for him because they knew he had already put his time in. One guy who was polishing a bunch of brass fittings yelled out to Carl as we walked by, “Hey Carl! I want your job when I retire! We even got to see a brand new prototype that Kohler was actually hoping to keep under wraps. I'...
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Fear and Disillusionment: Read All About It
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010. Read All About It. Having said all of that let me state this as plainly and sensitively as I can: I fucking hate the homeless paper. Now just hold on a minute before you completely crucify me for such a blatantly dickish statement, I can explain. There are several reasons why I really don’t care for the homeless paper:. But what am I supposed to do? 8220;Well, shit! Number 2: Mother Nature. As much as I would love to feel good about giving several dollars every day to every home...
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Fear and Disillusionment: July 2010
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010. Read All About It. Having said all of that let me state this as plainly and sensitively as I can: I fucking hate the homeless paper. Now just hold on a minute before you completely crucify me for such a blatantly dickish statement, I can explain. There are several reasons why I really don’t care for the homeless paper:. But what am I supposed to do? 8220;Well, shit! Number 2: Mother Nature. As much as I would love to feel good about giving several dollars every day to every home...
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Fear and Disillusionment: December 2009
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Thursday, December 31, 2009. GI Joe - A Real American Suck-fest. The other night I watched the new-to-DVD movie. GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra. Oh man, what a disappointment. It should more appropriately have been titled. GI Joke: Rise of the Suck. It was that bad. It was like instead of making an actual movie the producers of the film decided to just drop a huge deuce on my childhood memories. In stark contrast to the suckiness of. It’s not even possible to perform that procedure! There’s no ending th...
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Fear and Disillusionment: February 2010
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Friday, February 26, 2010. The Office Project Runway. If not, take the belt off, go to the nearest person to you and ask them to beat you repeatedly and mercilessly about the head, neck, and face with it. Preferably with the buckle end. God didn’t make brown and black cows so you could mix and match their hides at your leisure. First of all, who gets hand-me-downs from their dad? A belt is a pretty personal item. Thirdly, why do you have the same waistline as your dad? Or $8 on a plastic skin belt? Well,...
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Fear and Disillusionment: Survivor: Imbeciles
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Wednesday, June 2, 2010. Then inevitably the flight out of Orlando will be full of a bunch of goddamn snot-nosed kids with entertainment hangovers, still coming down from their week-long sugar highs, and smelling like they’ve spent the last few days bathing in kid-filth and bacteria with a bunch of parents who have long since lost their ability, their will, and their diving right to discipline their children. In short, if you’re like me it will be an absolute living hell. Towards the end of our trip we p...
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Fear and Disillusionment: April 2010
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010. Electronic Etiquette - Part 3. It didn’t take much longer then for the e-mails to make their way back down the corporate ladder, through the Division VP in Dallas, and land squarely back on the desk of Ol’ Dickface Architect before he even had a chance to wipe his own ass for the first time that morning. 8220;Oh, well I really appreciate that. I just hope we can get past it all and finish up the project.” Oh, no you didn’t! Oh, of course I did! Are you kidding me? Then before I...