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October | 2010 | The Potty Training Years
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The Potty Training Years. Just Got My Plastic Pants, G2G. 8220;Kathleen cut her hand.” my step-mother yelled back. 8220;How the hell did she do that? My step-mother looked into the sink, saw the remains of the glass, and said “Dropped a glass.” after which she went back to bandaging my hand. Without skipping a beat, he answered “She broke a fucking glass? Don’t be so clumsy! That pretty much sums it up. Would the voice of the woman I have become come flooding out of the scared abused child I was? Ok, tha...
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And The Angel Said Unto Them Fear Not, For behold, I Bring You Good Tidings Of Great Joy, Which Shall Be To All People. | The Potty Training Years
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The Potty Training Years. Just Got My Plastic Pants, G2G. And The Angel Said Unto Them Fear Not, For behold, I Bring You Good Tidings Of Great Joy, Which Shall Be To All People. Let me start by saying Merry Christmas, one and all. May the holiday find you celebrating as you will, be it with friends and family gathered ’round a tree, singing carols and exchanging gifts. Or perhaps in a church, surrounded by strangers and friends, finding comfort in the Lord and togetherness of the season. 8217; Or maybe n...
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The Potty Training Years. Just Got My Plastic Pants, G2G. This Is What It’s All About. On November 26, 2009 at 4:01 pm Leave a Comment. Sex And The Single (Minded) Girl. Not exactly the recipe for a night of debauchery. But then I have a sex dream about Jason Bateman and all I can think about is finding some way to be horizontal for at least 15 minutes of uninterrupted grown-up time. Yah…I need to get laid. Anybody know if tryptophan works on 9 month olds too? On November 26, 2009 at 1:03 pm Comments (2).
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The Spoon Is Mightier Than The Sword | The Potty Training Years
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The Potty Training Years. Just Got My Plastic Pants, G2G. The Spoon Is Mightier Than The Sword. We’re still waiting for more than the occasional pseudo-word to pass her lips and I found myself screaming and crying again when, just 3 days ago while playing peek-a-boo with Daddy, I managed to actually catch her yelling ‘MAMA! Today we mark the start of….self spoon feeding. It does appear to have reinforced which end of the spoon is supposed to actually go into her mouth as she seems to be far less interest...
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Stuck In The Middle (of the holidays) With You | The Potty Training Years
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The Potty Training Years. Just Got My Plastic Pants, G2G. Stuck In The Middle (of the holidays) With You. I worry about her. A.Lot. I’m sure there’s tons more that I could write about but I am drawing a blank and what I’ve written so far isn’t all that interesting as it is so I’m going to stop now before I put even myself to sleep. On December 2, 2010 at 10:35 am Comments (1). To TrackBack this entry is:. Feed for comments on this post. One Comment Leave a comment. On December 2, 2010 at 12:14 pm Lynn.
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Mr Gorbachev, Tear Down This Wall! | The Potty Training Years
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The Potty Training Years. Just Got My Plastic Pants, G2G. Mr Gorbachev, Tear Down This Wall! Ok, that’s not entirely true. She didn’t eat an entire banana. She ate all but the last little hunk. That hunk, it seems, had a different destiny altogether. However, as anyone with children or significantly younger siblings knows, if a child WANTS something, they will find a way to get it. Which brings us back to our ill-fated banana chunk. 8220;What are you doing? 8221; I say in a sing-song voice. Just think de...
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Through The Eyes Of A Child | The Potty Training Years
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The Potty Training Years. Just Got My Plastic Pants, G2G. Through The Eyes Of A Child. We should all start viewing the world through the eyes of a child more often. At least three times a day. She actually does this with anything that is squishable, be it nanners or carrots or pasta. And mommy finally gets it. Squishing things is fun. You’ll thank me later. But I can’t take all the credit…my daughter’s pretty fuckin’ smart. On November 30, 2009 at 11:43 pm Leave a Comment. To TrackBack this entry is:.
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It’s Not The Package, It’s What’s Inside. | The Potty Training Years
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The Potty Training Years. Just Got My Plastic Pants, G2G. It’s Not The Package, It’s What’s Inside. She is constantly changing, constantly evolving, constantly turning into this little person who is able to do just a little bit more than she was the last time I turned around. She rings the doorbell on her little play house just to hear me or her daddy say ‘Who is it? On September 9, 2010 at 9:56 am Leave a Comment. To TrackBack this entry is:. Feed for comments on this post. Leave a Reply Cancel reply.
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December | 2010 | The Potty Training Years
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The Potty Training Years. Just Got My Plastic Pants, G2G. And The Angel Said Unto Them Fear Not, For behold, I Bring You Good Tidings Of Great Joy, Which Shall Be To All People. Let me start by saying Merry Christmas, one and all. May the holiday find you celebrating as you will, be it with friends and family gathered ’round a tree, singing carols and exchanging gifts. Or perhaps in a church, surrounded by strangers and friends, finding comfort in the Lord and togetherness of the season. 8217; Or maybe n...
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