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Tuesday, October 02, 2007. In a small house, on the frozen tundra of Northern Russia. A man and woman sit, watching television. The woman stares. She gulps vodka. A commercial comes on. It tells the man and woman to buy soap, because they are dirty. The man says, "You are a dirty skanky *****.". The woman says, "Skanky what *****? A dirty skanky *****.". You have problems. You don't even know what a cup is.". I know what a cup is.". They argue like this for hours. I'm going out," the man says. Buy me som...

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Tuesday, October 02, 2007. In a small house, on the frozen tundra of Northern Russia. A man and woman sit, watching television. The woman stares. She gulps vodka. A commercial comes on. It tells the man and woman to buy soap, because they are dirty. The man says, You are a dirty skanky *****.. The woman says, Skanky what *****? A dirty skanky *****.. You have problems. You don't even know what a cup is.. I know what a cup is.. They argue like this for hours. I'm going out, the man says. Buy me som...

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Tuesday, October 02, 2007. In a small house, on the frozen tundra of Northern Russia. A man and woman sit, watching television. The woman stares. She gulps vodka. A commercial comes on. It tells the man and woman to buy soap, because they are dirty. The man says, "You are a dirty skanky *****.". The woman says, "Skanky what *****? A dirty skanky *****.". You have problems. You don't even know what a cup is.". I know what a cup is.". They argue like this for hours. I'm going out," the man says. Buy me som...

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hamster: Chapter 23.

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Thursday, October 19, 2006. Hamsters chew on human bellies. Lizaveta listens to hamster speak. The booweevil ate all my crops.". Julio visits through mystic herb. Julio says, "If someone visits you with a large gun and tells you to bend over and pay taxes and harbor terrorists and says things like, 'If only for that sandwich and milk I would have graduated college.' Don't let them in. They are evil.". Lizaveta eats a doughnut. Lizaveta says, "I didn't make no book.". Posted by Noah Cicero at 3:45 PM.

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hamster: chapter 20.

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Thursday, January 19, 2006. Lizaveta is standing on a hill. There are dead hamsters everywhere, it is terrible. It is raining live hamsters. When the hamsters fall they rush to the enemy and kill them. The enemy is everywhere. Lizaveta is screaming a war cry. She runs down the hill and jump kicks a rhino. An American comes out from behind a tree. Fifty hamsters jump kick the American. The American's heart falls out of his body. A hamster eats the heart. The hamster screams a war cry.

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hamster: chapter 24

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Thursday, October 19, 2006. Lizaveta wakes up to five emails. One email is from Jonathan. Jonathan says, "Meet me at the playground. I got those wet hamsters you wanted.". Lizaveta goes to the playground. There are ten kids there. Five black kids. Four mexicans. One asian. The asian kid is digging a hole. The mexicans are running around in a field. The blacks are playing soccer. Lizaveta watches this. She sits down and watches this. She lays down and falls asleep. Posted by Tao Lin at 4:52 PM.

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hamster: chapter 19.

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Tuesday, January 17, 2006. Lizaveta is on painkillers. She writes a political manifesto. These are her words:. Now it is the time for the hamsters to RISE! And take over the rhino bastards turd eaters! The hamsters have been oppressed long enough! The time is nigh for the rhinos! We must get together and unite as. ONE POWERFUL HAMSTER CLAN! We must wear war make-up. I will paint my head BLUE! The colors of the hamster flag, BLUE BLUE AND fuschia! We must fight back against this dirty bastard!

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hamster: chapter 18.

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Tuesday, January 17, 2006. Lizaveta is on tour with Metallica. The guy from Korn goes backstage and rapes Lizaveta. I have money," the man from Korn says. Money is good," Lizaveta says. "Money is snail's paste.". What did you just say," the man from Korn says. Money is snail's paste," Lizaveta says. That's right. Snail's paste.". The man from Korn goes into his van and writes a song called "Snail's death paste." He comes back to Lizaveta. I wish for. to change my name," Lizaveta says.

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