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Grumpy Talk ..... :): March 2014

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Grumpy Talk . :). A mix of humor, sarcasm and opinion. Mostly from Emails I get.:). No one believes seniors . . .:). No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile! An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.”. Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic. The first police off...

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Grumpy Talk ..... :): A Good Woman...

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Grumpy Talk . :). A mix of humor, sarcasm and opinion. Mostly from Emails I get.:). Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,. Chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly. Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she. Ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.". Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says. Better think it over .women like that are hard to find.". Great advice from a lawyer. Omniquip – Specialist suppliers of pipe, hoses, fittings and valves. Close protection cape town.

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Grumpy Talk ..... :): October 2013

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Grumpy Talk . :). A mix of humor, sarcasm and opinion. Mostly from Emails I get.:). A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding. Is there a problem, Officer? Ma'am, you were speeding. Oh, I see. Can I see your license please? I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. I seeCan I see your vehicle registration papers please. I can't do that. I stole this car. Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! Bet the ...

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Grumpy Talk ..... :): A BRILLIANT Doctor...

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Grumpy Talk . :). A mix of humor, sarcasm and opinion. Mostly from Emails I get.:). The patient went to his doctor because he had flu, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing. The patient put it in his pocket, but forgot to get the tablets from the pharmacy. Every morning, for two years, he showed it to the conductor as a railroad pass. Twice, it got him into the movies, once into the soccer stadium, and once into the symphony. One day he mislaid it.

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Grumpy Talk ..... :): March 2015

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Grumpy Talk . :). A mix of humor, sarcasm and opinion. Mostly from Emails I get.:). A Very SMart Cop. Two policemen (Constables Roy and Barry) call the station on the radio. Hello Is that the Sarge? We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor after she had just mopped it clean.". Have you arrested the woman? The floor is still wet.". Links to this post. The Engineer who Became a Doctor. Get your treatment for $50, if not treated get back $100.". Doctor: "This is Petrol!

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Grumpy Talk ..... :): December 2013

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Grumpy Talk . :). A mix of humor, sarcasm and opinion. Mostly from Emails I get.:). Crucial Health Information.:). Please consider the following questions:. Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon. Side effects may include:. Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of vir...

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Grumpy Talk ..... :): February 2015

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Grumpy Talk . :). A mix of humor, sarcasm and opinion. Mostly from Emails I get.:). Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,. Chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly. Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she. Ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.". Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says. Better think it over .women like that are hard to find.". Links to this post. Great advice from a lawyer. I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill.".

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Grumpy Talk ..... :): June 2014

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Grumpy Talk . :). A mix of humor, sarcasm and opinion. Mostly from Emails I get.:). 10-Year olds' Marriage Proposal. Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.". You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny.". Omniquip &#...

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Grumpy Talk ..... :): February 2014

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Grumpy Talk . :). A mix of humor, sarcasm and opinion. Mostly from Emails I get.:). I think every human should get a chance to read this! A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night? An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:. I've been operating this hotel for many years.

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Grumpy Talk ..... :): The Engineer who Became a Doctor....

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Grumpy Talk . :). A mix of humor, sarcasm and opinion. Mostly from Emails I get.:). The Engineer who Became a Doctor. An Engineer was unemployed for long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside:. Get your treatment for $50, if not treated get back $100.". One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $100 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth.". Doctor: "This is Petrol! You've got your taste back. That will be $50.". Mariba En...