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It's All About The Mumple: December 2012
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It's All About The Mumple. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Monday, December 24, 2012. That's Not the Funny Part. My sister sends us a Christmas card every year. It usually arrives shortly after she gets home. That's not the funny part. This is: one year, she sent us a card, but didn't put a return address, and forgot to sign it. She was kinda mad when I never let her know how funny the card was. We all had a good laugh when we realized what a dip she is. It gets even funnier, though. To "I...
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It's All About The Mumple: November 2013
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It's All About The Mumple. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Saturday, November 23, 2013. I've heard that everyone has a "Bucket List." I don't actually have mine written down, but there are a few things I've wanted to do, and I realize over the past few years, I've been able to do them. They're not big things. They're not world-changing things. But they've been things I wanted to do, and I've gotten to do them. One of them was this:. Does that count as 3 items, or one with sub-categories?
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It's All About The Mumple: May 2015
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It's All About The Mumple. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Friday, May 29, 2015. Growing up, my dad was a joker, and so my sense of humor comes from him. One of the things he taught us is how to laugh at the unlaughable. I'm not going to tell you how we "look for the sunnyside" or any of that kind of crap. What we do is laugh at ourselves, and try not to take things too seriously. Also, she's diabetic, so drawing on her feet would drive my mother bananas. One day, the Gator called and she ...
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It's All About The Mumple: May 2013
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It's All About The Mumple. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Wednesday, May 29, 2013. I'm Mumple, and I'll Be Blogging Again. I know I fell off the planet at some point. Mostly, it was an intensely stressful funk (also known as depression) and luckily, with sunshine and listening to The Talking Heads, I am trying to crawl back out of it without medication. Yay me. I guess what I'm saying it Fuck It, and Fuck Them. Watch out world, I'm baaaaa-aaaaack (for reals)! Links to this post.
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It's All About The Mumple: November 2014
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It's All About The Mumple. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Tuesday, November 25, 2014. The Jury Is Still Out. About a week ago, the Gator called me and began telling me about how she received a letter from the courthouse telling her she is on a jury. FOR A MURDER TRIAL. She's getting excused, of course. She can't be bothered with that (channeling her mother much? And she's not going. And I had to hear all the reasons, several times over. For many minutes. There was no mention of a MURDER T...
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It's All About The Mumple: June 2013
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It's All About The Mumple. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Tuesday, June 18, 2013. I rant a lot about the stupidity that I encounter at work. Especially with the phone calls. I don't know if I get an inordinate number of these stupidity calls, or if it's my perspective on them, but either way, here's several years worth of 'em:. When dialing into our store, the first voice you hear is automated, and the first thing it says is, "Thank you for calling. Do you enjoy the stress? Michelle shows...
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It's All About The Mumple: April 2014
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It's All About The Mumple. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Sunday, April 27, 2014. Today, I was lucky enough to hear these random things, and no, you aren't going to get the context. From the Toad: "Revenge is a dish best served with potato chips.". From Weird Michelle: "No matter what else is wrong with my life, at least I'm not watching Glee.". Links to this post. Labels: flypaper for freaks. Wednesday, April 16, 2014. I got the flu. It dragged on forever in a fog of exhaustion and bleh.
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It's All About The Mumple: October 2013
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It's All About The Mumple. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Wednesday, October 16, 2013. Middle School Rant 2. I've been holding this in, and I ain't gonna hold it in no more! Our middle school is like the sweaty armpit of the district. Sure, in every school there are crappy teachers, and crappy principals. Horrifyingly lazy substitutes and self centered oblivious parents. Mean OPK and weird OPK and just OPK. Husband and her beady eyed, rat faced, blobby daughter with her. Links to this post.
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It's All About The Mumple: February 2013
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It's All About The Mumple. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Tuesday, February 05, 2013. Saturday at work, I had a lovely experience with couple from the inbred county to the north. They come to my register, and tell me "I got a thing in there." He jabs a finger at the register screen. I scan the few items they are also carrying, then ask for their phone number. There's nothing coming up under that. I'll have to call back and see.". He says, "That's not the number I gave them, though.".
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It's All About The Mumple: Truth Be Told
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It's All About The Mumple. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Thursday, May 28, 2015. A few weeks ago, My Sweetie and I were having a conversation. And in the midst of this conversation, he looked at me calmly and stated, "You know, I believe you are going to go to Hell.". I, of course, ask him, "You're telling me this why? He responds with, "You're not a very nice person.". I laughed. "Fourteen and a half years in, and you're just figuring this out? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
