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Breakwind Bildy: Breakwind Bildy
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The Life and Times of Bill D. Duggs! Thursday, November 13, 2014. Now available at Amazon Books! 138 pages of pure social peanut butter. Tacky and sweet, learn to see life the way Bildy has and you'll never be right again! Click on the book cover for details. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Easy Dollars Fixing Deadbolts! David's Book is $9.99! Check Out This Locksmith Postcard! Bad Hair From the 70's and 80's - #1. Dude, Like, Did a Bird Make A Nest on Your Head? Looking Foxy Tonite, Leonard!
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Breakwind Bildy: November 2013
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The Life and Times of Bill D. Duggs! Wednesday, November 6, 2013. The Truth About the 2000 Election - Fraud On Both Sides. I have always wondered about the election of 2000, when Al Gore was defeated by George Bush. If you remember, Al Gore challenged the election results by calling into question the results of the vote count in four Florida counties. But, when the election was over, and Bush was the apparent winner of the electoral votes in Florida, the Democrats were furious! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Breakwind Bildy: August 2012
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The Life and Times of Bill D. Duggs! Wednesday, August 29, 2012. Woman Thought I Was Hitting On Her! There is no doubt that, when it comes to being nice to people during the work day, I am a nice, caring guy. One day, however, I was perceived as being a little too caring. Here is the story. And she looked at me with longing in her eyes. As the woman continued speaking it dawned on me that she thought I had asked her if she had a boyfriend and that, if not, could I be? Tuesday, August 28, 2012. Here is an...
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Breakwind Bildy: Email Bildy!
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The Life and Times of Bill D. Duggs! If you would like email Bildy Duggs, please email it to abestlocksmith@gmail.com. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Easy Dollars Fixing Deadbolts! David's Book is $9.99! Check Out This Locksmith Postcard! I am always looking for a way to have my target clients keep the postcard I send them. At least, I would like them to show it around the off. Bad Hair From the 70's and 80's - #1. Dude, Like, Did a Bird Make A Nest on Your Head? Looking Foxy Tonite, Leonard!
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Breakwind Bildy: July 2013
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The Life and Times of Bill D. Duggs! Wednesday, July 17, 2013. It Never Occurred To Us That Your Earrings Looked Like. Back in 1981, while living in Puerto Rico, I accompanied my dad on a Christmas gift shopping trip. Now, let me assure you that I detest shopping with a passion; and shopping with my dad had always been particularly painful, as he often took hours to decide on a specific item. Dad asked why she refused to wear the earrings. Mom replied, "Take a look at them." Sure enough! Needless to say ...
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Breakwind Bildy: March 2013
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The Life and Times of Bill D. Duggs! Wednesday, March 20, 2013. There Are Worse Things Than Getting Caught with Your Pants Down! After reading an article about zip-related genital injuries (UK Mail Online). I remembered my mother telling me a story about a man who suffered a zip-related injury. As I reflect back on this story, I have come to see that there are some things worse than getting caught with one's pants down! Thursday, March 14, 2013. Buy Bracelets, Stop Sex-Trafficking! Monday, March 4, 2013.
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Breakwind Bildy: When Industrial Employees Clean Up Their Language
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The Life and Times of Bill D. Duggs! Friday, October 11, 2013. When Industrial Employees Clean Up Their Language. I was at an industrial facility today installing door hardware. The area I was working in was the office area that oversees plant sanitation. About twelve people were standing around listening to what appeared to be a supervisor. Well, John, I don't cuss," Said one girl. "You don't hear me saying anything! Maybe we could designate a person to remind us regularly that we are cussing! 5 Deadly ...
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Breakwind Bildy: September 2014
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The Life and Times of Bill D. Duggs! Tuesday, September 30, 2014. My Biligual Friend Speaks Jive and English! You can buy this t-shirt at Goldlabel.com. One of my clients is a white male in his mid-twenties. He is married to a black woman and they have two great kids. (Okay, I know, people really aren't "white" or "black"! But you get the picture, right? I use the word "jive" because I heard this type of language called that on the movie Airplane. This story is not meant to be offensive. However, if ...
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Breakwind Bildy: Check Out This Nudist Golf Postcard!
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The Life and Times of Bill D. Duggs! Sunday, September 21, 2014. Check Out This Nudist Golf Postcard! Here is a truly funny postcard. Although it is a prank, it sure looks and feels real. I wouldn't care getting it in the mail, though! What would the postal carrier think? What is your opinion. Does it look real or not? Got this from http:/ www.postcardpayback.com/apps/webstore/. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Easy Dollars Fixing Deadbolts! David's Book is $9.99! Check Out This Locksmith Postcard!
