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Kaliptionary: baster | van Kalip Times
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. May 5, 2007. Move over Stephen Colbert. Van Kalip is back. And he is looking to get himself declared as the Greatest Living Dutchman. Now what has Colbert achieved that I haven’t? A cable news show? A place on Time Magazine’s annual 100 list? Thousands of loyal fans? A person who has no aukaad and tries to do things with ‘parents jugaar’ and if suraj. Wishes that the said person screws up in gre, gets suppli and suicides, it happens. Leaving old-fashio...
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May | 2007 | van Kalip Times
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Van Kalip Merit Star: Jack Bauer. May 6, 2007. It was the beginning of a long love affair. I went on to finish all five season till date in the very same season, even watching the whole of Season 4 within 24 hours. So today I award my Special Merit Star to Jack Bauer, for helping me get through an otherwise boring and uneventful semester. No He does it all with his handy JackSack. That’s the whole point of the show. Lord knows how many times ...Van Kal...
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Five things I’ll miss about CTU | van Kalip Times
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Five things I’ll miss about CTU. September 6, 2007. If the spoilers for Season 7 of 24. Are to be believed, the Counter Terrorist Unit. Only time will tell. As a homage to CTU, I list here five things that I will miss, once CTU is no more. Terrorist attacks on CTU :. Protocols, parameters and other mumbo jumbo :. CTU Los Angeles has quite the server farm, and I used to think all those machines shown were the futuristic models, only meant for fictional ...
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van Kalip a.k.a. Mathew | van Kalip Times
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Van Kalip a.k.a. Mathew. Location:Groningen, Groningen, Netherlands. What can i say? I’m Dutch, straight, averse to any kind of narcotics and a teetotaller. Which makes me wonder, what the hell am I doing in Netherlands? Sometimes I think of moving to a place far away, like India or something! 3 Responses to “van Kalip a.k.a. Mathew”. June 6, 2006 at 4:44 pm. WHAT THE FUCK …? How the hell can patti mathayi be dutch…. June 16, 2006 at 2:58 pm. I had rai...
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September | 2007 | van Kalip Times
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. September 23, 2007. I’m surprised this show even completed Season 1, let alone be renewed for a second one. Posted by Njan van Kalip. Five things I’ll miss about CTU. September 6, 2007. If the spoilers for Season 7 of 24. Are to be believed, the Counter Terrorist Unit. Only time will tell. As a homage to CTU, I list here five things that I will miss, once CTU is no more. Terrorist attacks on CTU :. Protocols, parameters and other mumbo jumbo :. CTU Los...
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A Brief History of Kalip | van Kalip Times
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. A Brief History of Kalip. Where kalip is king. Before: - - - - A: Kootukara, Nee nammale nirantharam vazhaku paranjum, shalyam cheythum, thalliyum padipikunna a saaru thanna puthiya assignment kando? Eerandu sidelum chodyangal ulla anju thundu kadalasanullathu. Ithu nammal engane cheythu theerkum? B: Nee shariyanu parayunnathu. Nammale kuzhapikunna oru prashnamanallo ithu. After: - - - A: Dey aliya, nee nammade kalip sarinte assignment kandadey? On thi...
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I had raised my hand a while back… | van Kalip Times
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I had raised my hand a while back…. May 18, 2009. V for Venn-Data, of course. Posted by Njan van Kalip. 4 Responses to “I had raised my hand a while back…”. May 25, 2009 at 4:14 pm. Chops the raise hand*. July 29, 2009 at 5:37 am. Online stock trading guru. January 11, 2010 at 3:29 am. Hey very nice blog! 8230;I’m an instant fan, I have bookmarked you and I’ll be checking back on a regular….See ya. April 8, 2016 at 1:22 pm. Leave a Reply Cancel reply.
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May | 2009 | van Kalip Times
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I had raised my hand a while back…. May 18, 2009. V for Venn-Data, of course. Posted by Njan van Kalip. A Brief History of Kalip. Van Kalip a.k.a. Mathew. Of cats and dags. I had raised my hand a while back…. Five things I’ll miss about CTU. Van Kalip Merit Star: Jack Bauer. Blog at WordPress.com. Blog at WordPress.com. Follow “van Kalip Times”. Get every new post delivered to your Inbox. Build a website with WordPress.com.
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Brillia-o-nt | van Kalip Times
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. September 23, 2007. I’m surprised this show even completed Season 1, let alone be renewed for a second one. Posted by Njan van Kalip. 5 Responses to “Brillia-o-nt”. October 13, 2007 at 5:21 pm. October 27, 2007 at 2:23 am. Why no more postings? Me wants new postings. Pliss to posting more and more. December 15, 2007 at 5:49 am. No offence but i found it damn boring…. meant only for 70 junta, i suppose. December 20, 2007 at 1:06 pm. Dey y no new posts?
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FAQ | van Kalip Times
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. May 5, 2007. Q) What happened to all the posts? A) How dumb are you? I thought they were nice…. A) It was a spur of the moment thing. I was following in the footsteps of my good pal Arjun ‘Lungi’ Ramakrishnan. Q) So why are you back on the blogosphere? Q) So does this mean you won’t be updating your blog? A) Maybe. Maybe not. Who the *bleep* are you to ask? Q) Isn’t this van Kalip gimmick a bit outdated/stale by now? Let me see your blog title. May 5, ...