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CPFOG the blog: 2010-04-11
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Friday, April 16, 2010. TGA FRIDAY for Friday, April 16, 2010. I WANNA BE CHUCK LORRE. 160; I’ve decided to be like Chuck Lorre. 160; So I’ve cobbled together some Chuck Lorre-style vanity card blurbs. 160; Now I just need to produce a bunch of hit television shows and make millions of dollars. 160; No problem. Won't go go go away. I can only remember four words, and three of them are the same. 160; Ah, well. When a song is stuck in your head, any theme will do. 8220;Brace yourself, sir. I am about t...
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CPFOG the blog: 2010-01-24
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Friday, January 29, 2010. VISION IS OPTIONAL for Friday, January 29, 2010. VISION IS OPTIONAL, APPARENTLY. Headlights are way out of control. People don’t understand how to use headlights anymore. If they’re driving and it gets dark outside or rains or gets a little bit overcast or if the sun goes behind a cloud for a few seconds, people think that they are legally obligated to flip on their high beams. Because the highway will be so much safer if the guy in front of you is suddenly blinded. I spend a lo...
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CPFOG the blog: 2010-02-21
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Friday, February 26, 2010. TGROOVY ARGALL FRIDAY for Friday, February 26, 2010. 160; Due to the on-going Olympic coverage there will not be a new TGA Friday column this week. In its place we are proud to present a random TGA Friday blog selected from the 40-year archives of CPFOG. 160; Here’s a classic from Friday, July 25, 1975. A Computer In Your Home? Get Real, Jive Turkey! 160; But, hey, man, if that’s what floats your boat, the GDWBS. 160; Best Movies Of The Year (First Half). Some of my favourite m...
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CPFOG the blog: 2010-01-17
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010. WHAT IF MEGAN FOX STARRED IN EVERYTHING for Thursday, January 21, 2010. WHAT IF: MEGAN FOX STARRED IN. Sure she’s pretty, but some say she is a terrible actor … actress … whatever. One thing is for sure, Megan Fox is part of popular culture in our universe. But what about other universes? Legend has it that one of her songs went like this (After Translation.). In the land of milk and honey Pharaoh,. Don’t you know that I love you. In the land of milk and honey Pharaoh,. Altho...
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CPFOG the blog: 2010-02-14
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Monday, February 15, 2010. TOP FIVE THINGS I’VE LEARNED FROM THE MAURY SHOW for Tuesday, February 16th, 2010. TOP FIVE THINGS I’VE LEARNED FROM THE MAURY. As anyone who reads my. Posts knows, I love the Maury Povich show. It’s the thinking mans Jerry Springer. So it should come as no surprise that I have found some important life lessons folded within the DNA tests and “You Won’t Believe It ” videos. 5: REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED IN A TV STUDIO. Quick, answer this question. Short of sleeping with you.
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CPFOG the blog: 2014-01-05
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Thursday, January 9, 2014. The TV Dilemma or How I learned To Stop Worrying and Hate Two and aHalf Men. No, that's not right. I love TV. I watch it all the time. It is my primary form of entertainment. In my world there is nothing better than watching Dance Moms psychologically scar their Dance Daughters. (Don't judge me.). But as much as I love TV I have recently discovered a problem with TV. That being a lot of what is shown on TV, how should I put this? So what does one man do in a world where The Mil...
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CPFOG the blog: 2010-03-21
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010. TOP FIVE TUESDAY for Tuesday, March 23, 2010. TOP FIVE WAYS TO TURN SOMETHING NORMAL INTO. 160; The world is a big and sometimes scary place. The reasons behind this are many, and one of those reasons may be that someone or something is controlling it all from behind the scenes. 160; So to explain this appropriately, I’ve decided to use the simple household toaster and prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, how to prove there is a conspiracy behind it. 160; Let’s try it:. 160; R...
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CPFOG the blog: 2010-03-07
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010. GEEK THURSDAY for Thursday, March 11, 2010. THE NEW RULES FOR ROCK and ROLL. 160; Like most people I have a soundtrack to my life. That soundtrack is Rock and Roll. Thanks to my brother Brian I grew up on it. (Although I still say The Who is better than Zeppelin.). 160; There are times I look back and remember the soundtrack with the moments. Like. We Won't Get Fooled Again. That was THE album for me in High School. 160; How about Pink Floyd's. Law One: Any song that uses the p...
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CPFOG the blog: 2010-02-07
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Thursday, February 11, 2010. KEITH DAVID and DAVID KEITH, TOGETHER AGAIN . for Friday, February 12, 2010. Keith David and David Keith. Together Again for the First Time. Actor David Keith has a film career spanning nearly four decades. He got his start in the film industry doing stunts for a 1974 cinematic gem called Barn of the Naked Dead. A guest-spot on Happy Days. Led to a recurring role on Co-Ed Fever. IMDBcom lists over a hundred and fifty acting credits for Keith David, with several projects due t...
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CPFOG the blog: 2010-03-28
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Friday, April 2, 2010. TGA Friday for Friday, April 2, 2010. 8220; W”TF? 160; I used to actively seek out things that I could mock and wonder about. Now they’re everywhere, stupid things. You can’t turn around without tripping over one. 160; For example, last weekend I used an ATM at a bank that is not my regular financial institution. Initially, the on-screen prompts were fairly standard, what I’d expect at any bank machine. 160; Enter Your PIN. I entered my PIN (which is definitely not 9823). It had al...
