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EVERYBODY PANIC!: October 2009
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The blog of real things that should freak the ever loving crap out of you. Thursday, October 22, 2009. GIANT BIRDS STALKING NEWS READERS! Australia has giant spiders and giant sharks, but nothing comes close to the giant seagulls. Look at the size of that thing. Saturday, October 17, 2009. I've always wanted a hurricane named after me. Fortunately, this bad boy will likely decrease in strength to a Category 2 before it makes landfall,. Look at the size of that thing. Monday, October 12, 2009. Please take...
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EVERYBODY PANIC!: July 2009
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The blog of real things that should freak the ever loving crap out of you. Thursday, July 30, 2009. Robot Attacks Man - This is how Skynet starts you know. Not actual robot in question). Wednesday, July 22, 2009. If you are in San Diego right now. Stay away from the New Moon Panel line! Here, we have photographic proof. That there is an unprecedented wave of humanity sitting in line for an event that happens tomorrow in San Diego. Be afraid! San Diego Comic Con. Tuesday, July 21, 2009. The HAL9000 was un...
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EVERYBODY PANIC!: November 2009
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The blog of real things that should freak the ever loving crap out of you. Tuesday, November 24, 2009. Kangaroo Tries to Drown Man - Rolf Harris Unvailable for Comment. Forget about a zombie apocalypse or robots taking over. What you really need to fear is the killer kangaroo! Apparently the old Australian stockman of whom this song. Speaks meant it when he said to tie his kangaroo down, sport! Wednesday, November 18, 2009. We are one step closer to being ruled by robo-cats! As someone who is routinely a...
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EVERYBODY PANIC!: April 2010
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The blog of real things that should freak the ever loving crap out of you. Thursday, April 15, 2010. A Spokesbot for the Fleet of Triangular Space Ships Could Not be Reached for Comment. Will someone please explain to me why exactly THIS. I mean, come on! We have a fleet of triangular space ships to protect us from these things for a reason! Personally, I think we would be much safer if we just left Ben Affleck in space to protect us from these things. What's that you say? It should be Bruce Willis?
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EVERYBODY PANIC!: A Tornado Warning is Up for So Cal - NOW you can panic!
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The blog of real things that should freak the ever loving crap out of you. Tuesday, January 19, 2010. A Tornado Warning is Up for So Cal - NOW you can panic! Pretend you hear the Emergency Broadcast System sound effect) ). In the words of Mike The Cool Person. This is actually very serious! The National Weather Service has issued a Tornado Warning for a good chunk of The OC and South LA County. Someone get Helen Hunt on the phone! They tend to fill with debris during those shaky things we get here. A car...
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EVERYBODY PANIC!: January 2010
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The blog of real things that should freak the ever loving crap out of you. Friday, January 29, 2010. Why, do the smart guys insist on teach things to bees? And why hasn't Hollywood decided to remake movies that play on our irrational apiphobia. I mean, really, we are long overdue for a robotic bee apocalypse film. So, they have now trained bees to recognize human faces. Oh thanks Jumbo. You can just rock me tae sleep tonight. Labels: creepy things that sting you. Things that should not be. All joking asi...
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EVERYBODY PANIC!: July 2010
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The blog of real things that should freak the ever loving crap out of you. Saturday, July 10, 2010. This just in. gravity driven water has begun falling from the sky over Southern California. This has been confirmed in eyewitness accounts by yours truly. This reporter braved the damp tempest to venture outside on a rather mild, 74 degree afternoon to witness for himself that yes, it was indeed rain falling. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Blogs I like by Smart People Who Write Interesting Things.
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EVERYBODY PANIC!: March 2010
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The blog of real things that should freak the ever loving crap out of you. Thursday, March 18, 2010. A spokesperson for seagulls could not confirm whether or not Flappers was ok after totally destroying the Google Street View camera. Via this really big link. Friday, March 12, 2010. Twilight Fan Reacts to Eclipse Trailer (NSFEars). Labels: do not want. Hypersonic screaming teenage girls. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Blogs I like by Smart People Who Write Interesting Things. The Almanac of Absurdities.
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EVERYBODY PANIC!: A Spokesbot for the Fleet of Triangular Space Ships Could Not be Reached for Comment
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The blog of real things that should freak the ever loving crap out of you. Thursday, April 15, 2010. A Spokesbot for the Fleet of Triangular Space Ships Could Not be Reached for Comment. Will someone please explain to me why exactly THIS. I mean, come on! We have a fleet of triangular space ships to protect us from these things for a reason! Personally, I think we would be much safer if we just left Ben Affleck in space to protect us from these things. What's that you say? It should be Bruce Willis?