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Lawn Gnomes in Space: Book Review Solicitations
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Lawn Gnomes in Space. Tuesday, March 1, 2011. Would anyone who does reviews for a publication of any sort like to review my new book, Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You? If so, contact me (It is a novella, and the second book published by Lazy Fascist, a new imprint of Eraserhead Press.). You can read more info about the book in my last entry. Posted by Bradley Sands. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I wrote It Came from Below the Belt, My Heart Said No, But the Camera Crew Said Yes! Follow me on Twitter.
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The Beard: Chapter Seventeen
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We crested the hill and looked out over even more lawn. There was absolutely no sign of this welcome station Jerry had promised. Wouldn’t it make sense to have a welcome station close to the entrance of the, well, what was it really? Of course it was. The State of Jerry. Everybody’s heard of that one. Our shadows grew long. The grass was very soft on my feet. If we had to walk a great distance anywhere this seemed to be the best place to do so. Not a pebble or shard of glass in sight. 8220;If we’re...
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The Beard: Chapter Eight
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As soon as we got home, I said, “I’m going into my room.” Then I went to take a shower instead. 8220;Yeah, welcome home,” Mom said. At that point, I knew exactly how it was going to be. Did he have a weak chin? Perhaps he had a cleft in his chin or a harelip. Was his jaw line rounded or chiseled? Did he have a double chin? All of these questions would go unanswered until the beard was removed. And what about the nature of a person who grows a beard. Was it vanity? I didn’t really want to talk to hi...
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Lawn Gnomes in Space: June 2011
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Lawn Gnomes in Space. Sunday, June 12, 2011. Blog moved to www.bradleysands.com. Posted by Bradley Sands. Tuesday, June 7, 2011. Adventure Games and the Training of the Creative Writer. Adventure games are interactive stories that are played on computers. My first adventure game I was King’s Quest. The term “adventure game” was usually not an appropriate classification for most adventure games besides King’s Quest. Although its alternative title was Colossal Cave Adventure. Was the last adventure game pr...
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Lawn Gnomes in Space: May 2011
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Lawn Gnomes in Space. Tuesday, May 24, 2011. The New Orthodox Order Of Spuds MacKenzie. Does anyone want to join my cult? I wrote this when I was like 14 or 15:. DON'T MISS OUT IN THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OFFER Void in certain states. High Pope Godoth Frumpfurt. Pope T.X. Superfly. Pope add your name here. Order greeting - YIP YOP. Response - FUCK YEAH! Second response - RIGHT ON! Spuds MacKenzie died for our sins. Why should you believe us? THE TRUE CREATION STORY. From this, you could come to the conclu...
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KEK-W QUARTERLY: BANANA BREAD by SAM REEVE
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5 - 800 words. Hand-written/semi-illustrated pieces v. much encouraged; also typewritters, dot-matrix printers, felt-tip pens, whatever: send as a hi-res jpeg if you're running w/ handmades. Otherwise, Microsoft Word, blahblahblah. Looking for originality and a unique voice. Duh. Some sort of emotional impact, even if oblique or intangible. A narrative thread rather than just words thrown together. A mood, atmosphere, flava, vibe. Prose rather than Trad. Poetry. Kekw10cc [at] googlemail [dot] com.
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Surreal Scene: http://www.spoiledink.com/Forum/ft_260_Free_online_issue_of_BUST:_A_Journal_of_Absurd_and_Surreal_Fiction
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What is surreal fiction? How long has it been around? Is it really quantifible? And do we really care? Well, the answer to the last question is - yes! The first three might take a while longer to explain. Carry on reading.as with much that is surreal - this site is loaded with absurd, off-the-wall, surreal stuff, mainly fiction-based, however.we try to inform you of the Surreal Scene. Sunday, October 09, 2005. Free online issue of BUST: A Journal of Absurd and Surreal Fiction. Posted by Fink @ 11:31 PM.
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Surreal Scene: http://www.barbelith.com/
http://surrealscene.blogspot.com/2005/05/httpwwwbarbelithcom.html
What is surreal fiction? How long has it been around? Is it really quantifible? And do we really care? Well, the answer to the last question is - yes! The first three might take a while longer to explain. Carry on reading.as with much that is surreal - this site is loaded with absurd, off-the-wall, surreal stuff, mainly fiction-based, however.we try to inform you of the Surreal Scene. Tuesday, May 31, 2005. Http:/ www.barbelith.com/. Subcultural engagement for the 21st Century. 22:46 / 21.03.05. Trashtro...
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KEK-W QUARTERLY: INSTRUCTION MANUAL by ERIC ROBINSON
http://kekwquarterly.blogspot.com/2010/01/instruction-manual-by-eric-robinson.html
5 - 800 words. Hand-written/semi-illustrated pieces v. much encouraged; also typewritters, dot-matrix printers, felt-tip pens, whatever: send as a hi-res jpeg if you're running w/ handmades. Otherwise, Microsoft Word, blahblahblah. Looking for originality and a unique voice. Duh. Some sort of emotional impact, even if oblique or intangible. A narrative thread rather than just words thrown together. A mood, atmosphere, flava, vibe. Prose rather than Trad. Poetry. Kekw10cc [at] googlemail [dot] com. Damn, ...
