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THE OWL AND THE PUSSY CAT (A Parody) | A carrot in the toaster
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A carrot in the toaster. Poems and Short Stories by Marion Sharville. PIE IN THE SKY →. THE OWL AND THE PUSSY CAT (A Parody). September 5, 2009. The owl and the Pussy Cat went to see. What was happening on the moon. To get themselves there, they sat on a chair. That was tied to a big balloon. They both looked up to the stars above. And decided the moon was too far. But a bird came along and gave them a shove. And the Owl and the Cat both said Ta! The Owl and the Cat both said Ta! I’m supposed to be wise,.
IRISH PIG JIG | A carrot in the toaster
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A carrot in the toaster. Poems and Short Stories by Marion Sharville. A Carrot in the Toaster. May 2, 2014. One Irish spring morn,. Saw a little pink pig. Its trotters were flying. All over the place. Leprechaun cried Pig,. You are a disgrace. I’m full of the whisky,. That’s why I’m so frisky,. Cried Pig, with a shout. As it fell on its snout. The folks came a-trotting. To see what was what-ing,. To gaze on the sight. Of the pig who was tight. They proceeded to pick up. That pig with the hiccup. On WHEN ...
THE FLIGHT PATH | A carrot in the toaster
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A carrot in the toaster. Poems and Short Stories by Marion Sharville. SLEEP by Marion Sharville. Facing up to Ninety →. September 10, 2013. The summer sun has risen and slowly. Warms this July day,. The chance to eat alfresco is commanding. So I totter to the garden with my. Relaxed, I butter toast and pour the tea. The Hollyhocks that peer at me above the. Today for once, no tasks await too. Seemingly alone, I’m made aware my. Special place is dense. With a myriad fellow creatures, flying. On Tumbling W...
Animals from other Ark | A carrot in the toaster
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A carrot in the toaster. Poems and Short Stories by Marion Sharville. Category Archives: Animals from other Ark. May 2, 2014. The Pimple-headed-noceros, Despite its hyphened name, Has no distinctive features And has no claim to fame. In sleep, it counts the pimples, Which pustulate its head but if it reaches ninety-five They burst and wreck the bed. Marion Sharville. Animals from other Ark. A Carrot in the Toaster. Facing up to Ninety. On THE GUNNY BAG. On MY GREEK GOD. On WHEN I TURNED AROUND.
Children’s poems | A carrot in the toaster
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A carrot in the toaster. Poems and Short Stories by Marion Sharville. Category Archives: Children’s poems. THOMAS AND THE DRAGON. May 12, 2007. A dragon came to Edenbridge and wouldn’t go away. Thomas saw it standing there when he went out to play. Above the roof, across the road he saw, to his surprise, through swirling smoke of red and grey, two great … Continue reading →. A Carrot in the Toaster. Facing up to Ninety. On THE GUNNY BAG. On MY GREEK GOD. On WHEN I TURNED AROUND. Animals from other Ark.
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A few stories and some poems by Andrew Rossiter. This is my book I wrote some years ago. It’s called “Apricot Juice and Other Stories.” It’s a series of five stories based around Hamburg portraying the downfall of a would-be artist haunting its less salubrious joints. Here’s the blurb:. You can take a look at what’s in it here. And if you can deal with the German you can even buy it here. If you really want to. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Address never made public). Come in, sit ...
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A few stories and some poems by Andrew Rossiter. Well, this was sometime ago, but for those of you who are interested, you can read my PhD entitled:. The Transcendence of Subjectivity from Descartes to Derrida. Here is the abstract:. 2 Responses to “clever stuff”. July 12, 2009 at 1:29 pm. Oh my God i’ve said this all along. What star sign are you man. July 12, 2009 at 1:34 pm. Sagi fucking tarius mate. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Address never made public). Come in, sit down, ha...
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A few stories and some poems by Andrew Rossiter. Here are the stories I’m currently working on. I’ll update them as soon as I’ve thought of something to say. But here he was, sober and unseen among the red rolls of tattoo, consigned to chomping on his chips and shooing away the cheeky gulls. He sighed. Even the seagulls had lost any respect for him they might have had. And suddenly he started as he heard shouts and cries from where, absent minded, he’d been watching an idiot, it was probably a northerner...
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A few stories and some poems by Andrew Rossiter. Micropoetry, Haiku, Senryu, Tanka. Tweets 19.01.11. A sun dappled doe. Leaps from the undergrowth. And snatches his heart. Bankers’ bonuses of billions. As if their middle fingers. Were not long enough already. Truth played a joke. Like pearls of sunlight. The braise of the steak. The touch of the chef. Truth kept her distance. She didn’t want him to see her wrinkles. Lie wanted to marry truth. But truth didn’t want the others to know. But they were blunt.
February | 2011 | Paul Sharville
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Monthly Archives: February 2011. Wednesday, 23 February, 2011. I cannot describe a 1950s council estate without slipping into a catatonic stupor, my forehead resting on my notebook, all energy drained, and my anger rising at the utter pointlessness of these places competing with the utter pointlessness of having to write about them; worse still, spend time at one. Continue reading. Wednesday, 23 February, 2011. Magic Happens When You’re Good. Look,’ says the older man. ‘Look at me.’. Short story based on.
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A few stories and some poems by Andrew Rossiter. I am not a slam poet:. I do not slam,. I do not pout. And snapped off sounds. I have no charms. For you baying hounds,. I am sorry,. Oh so sorry,. The Bicycle Repair Man. I am raging,. Not white hot,. It keeps me young. It keens my eyes. And blades my tongue. Against an unknown ransom. Which he hasn’t yet decided. Because the bike is not. It is costing him time. Which will cost me. Hands me a list. At the highest level. Is the sure sight of me. He invented...
December | 2012 | Paul Sharville
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Monthly Archives: December 2012. Tuesday, 4 December, 2012. Gay men unimpressed with ‘fracking’. Gay men have declared fracking to be ‘a bit meh’, and have chosen not to include it in their lexicon of naughty experimental sex. Penguin admits cycling to win 100km ‘march’. Gay men unimpressed with ‘fracking’. How to buy my first published short story. Magic Happens When You’re Good. A Carrot in the Toaster. Musings from my mother. Brother 6 of 7. Ellie Sharville – Glasgow School of Art.
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A carrot in the toaster | Poems and Short Stories by Marion Sharville
A carrot in the toaster. Poems and Short Stories by Marion Sharville. May 2, 2014. One Irish spring morn,. Saw a little pink pig. Its trotters were flying. All over the place. Leprechaun cried Pig,. You are a disgrace. I’m full of the whisky,. That’s why I’m so frisky,. Cried Pig, with a shout. As it fell on its snout. The folks came a-trotting. To see what was what-ing,. To gaze on the sight. Of the pig who was tight. They proceeded to pick up. That pig with the hiccup. They took it away. May 2, 2014.
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