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Pushy Broad: Can I help you, dearie????
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Friday, September 18, 2009. Can I help you, dearie? OK, so I was buying bras at lunch. which is something I have not had to do recently. After the rebuild last year, I went wild on new lingerie, and that lasted me for a while. But Macy's was having a sale, and I wanted something new and pretty. but I digress. Anyway, I had not been in there more than five minutes before getting totally creeped out. Old Belk Hudson lady: "Just bend over and shake 'em in there, dear! Follow your dreams, man. Just checking ...
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Pushy Broad: I'm back... well, most of me, at least.
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Thursday, February 4, 2010. I'm back. well, most of me, at least. Been quite a while since I last posted. Something my dear friend Merriwether. Chose to point out recently, thereby goading me into at least providing an explanation for my absence. And there is one. Full of parasitic invaders, brave men in green, fair maidens held hostage to the powers of modern chemistry, and the loss of useful body parts. Quite the lead in, eh? Good news, not malignant. Bad news, aggressive as hell. It will grow ...He fe...
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Pushy Broad: Never Forget - My 9/11 Story
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Friday, September 11, 2009. Never Forget - My 9/11 Story. September 11, 2001 - I was in Aberdeen, Scotland, on business. It was late in the day, and I was sitting at my desk working when one of my office mates walked in and asked where the World Trade Center was. I said which one? There are World Trade Centers in Dallas, and New Orleans and other cities, but the big one is in New York - why was he asking? I flew back to London on Friday, not sure if I was going to be able to get home on my regular flight...
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Pushy Broad: I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself, you see.
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Thursday, October 15, 2009. I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself, you see. Seems like I tend to post some strange stuff on here when I get a 10mg Ambien on board. Like, oh. tonight? The insomnia is chronic and flares up at a moment's notice. I keep Ambien on hand at all times. This, the following,. And I really don't care. I hope no one from another side was trying to channel me though, because maybe I was the channel, the vessel. and I dropped the whole freaking boat, ...By wa...
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Pushy Broad: Followed by an awkward silence...
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Friday, October 16, 2009. Followed by an awkward silence. KRo started kindergarten this year. She loves it. First day was rough (but I got through it, thanks for asking.) but I. I mean. Has adapted really well. Learning words, starting math, meeting benchmarks, growing up. Execpt for one thing. But it is more specific than that - the note actually says " Talking at. But here's the story. Monday was my VERY FIRST PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCE EVER. And I was running late because it was pouring down rain a...
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Pushy Broad: Insane people are always sure that they are fine.
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Thursday, October 15, 2009. Insane people are always sure that they are fine. To quote WC Fields. No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree. And a great big ole "HI! Welcome to my little padded corner of the internet! To anyone who may have wandered over here from my friend Merriwether's blog. With my last post, I have now realized that I just made him look normal, despite this,. And OMG, this. But when my posts make him look normal? Love you, M! Giving cats a bath.
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Pushy Broad: Breast Decision I Ever Made
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009. Breast Decision I Ever Made. Degenerative disc disease runs in my family - my dad has already had one laminectomy. And will probably have another at some point. I too have disc issues in my neck and back, and the fact that for the last ten years or so, I was a size 38DD didn't help. While I was pregnant? Moved up to an F cup. Nursed two kids - one for a year, one for 9 months. Good-bye "perky", hello "dead weight". I got a breast reduction. Oh my lord, that looks horrible! Two mon...
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Pushy Broad: Please make it stop...
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Thursday, February 18, 2010. Please make it stop. When I drop KRo off at school in the morning, as she walks down the sidewalk, she usually turns back every few feet and waves to me while I am still sitting in the carpool line. Silly Mommy waves back with both hands and we laugh. It's our normal morning routine - a few extra moments of love before she heads off to the pressure cooker that is kindergarten. This morning, she jumped out of the car and yelled "Hey, Joshua! Picture Credit - Picasso's.
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