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Don't Bite Blue: My hair is definitely too cool for me
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THIS BLOG IS CHEAP THERAPY FOR ME. Thursday, April 29, 2010. My hair is definitely too cool for me. I recently got my hair highlighted and regret the results. Although I've received a lot of compliments, I feel that it looks trashy and like I'm trying to be 18. I feel so embarrassed. I could be this kid's mother. This is not the type of attention I want to generate. Posted by Cassandra Jupiter. Im gonna try to have unowho read this and ure gonna be in trouble! Thursday, April 29, 2010.
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Don't Bite Blue: First day of school for the big D
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THIS BLOG IS CHEAP THERAPY FOR ME. Wednesday, September 5, 2012. First day of school for the big D. She seemed happy when she got off the bus. But when I asked her how her day went, she frowned. I tried all sorts of questioning. Finally, a dismal proclamation, "There were none toys to play with" and then another equally depressing declaration, "I sat in my chair all day". Poor D. Kindergarten is an adjustment from preschool. Posted by Cassandra Jupiter. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Don't Bite Blue: My son is disgusting
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THIS BLOG IS CHEAP THERAPY FOR ME. Thursday, May 16, 2013. My son is disgusting. S yells excitedly at us as we are waiting for the Costco employee to process all of our returns. Dylan found a piece of gum on the floor and is eating it! Yells Josh, "Did you find a piece of gum and are you eating it? No," he replies with the utmost gumption in his proclamation of innocence. He is chewing with his mouth open and clearly, he IS chewing gum. Posted by Cassandra Jupiter. Thursday, May 16, 2013. Dating quizes h...
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Don't Bite Blue: They grow up too fast
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THIS BLOG IS CHEAP THERAPY FOR ME. Thursday, April 29, 2010. They grow up too fast. Earlier today, D told me that she had a boo boo. Right heah, she answered, lifting her head up showing me her chin. Do you want me to kiss it? No, that doesn't work, she replied matter of fact-ly. Posted by Cassandra Jupiter. Tuesday, May 04, 2010. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). They grow up too fast. My hair is definitely too cool for me. This is why my cheap husband married me. Blogs of people I know personally.
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Don't Bite Blue: Pff!
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THIS BLOG IS CHEAP THERAPY FOR ME. Sunday, April 25, 2010. We had a nice family day at the Museum of Natural History today but as usual I have a number of gripes. Posted by Cassandra Jupiter. Youre right - it does seem exorbitant. They say that one of the best things about living in DC is that the great museums are free! Those b.t.ds - Ive heard of people paying five bucks for a cup of coffee there! Wednesday, April 28, 2010. Wednesday, May 19, 2010. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Don't Bite Blue: Cheap date and cheap thrills
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THIS BLOG IS CHEAP THERAPY FOR ME. Thursday, May 6, 2010. Cheap date and cheap thrills. Tonight before S goes to bed, she told me it was the best day ever. Why? She told me it was because she "got sparkly hearts and a candy can". A candy can is a candy cane - For his own amusement, J does not correct them when they mispronounce words. Another one that he likes is when D says, "shop" for shot. Am I going to get a shop? Posted by Cassandra Jupiter. Hehethats spawkly by the way. Friday, May 07, 2010.
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Don't Bite Blue: Nice ending
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THIS BLOG IS CHEAP THERAPY FOR ME. Thursday, May 6, 2010. I couldn't get the kids off the playground to go home today. After a few "five minute warnings", I started to get a little frustrated. It was already 6PM and they were still in the sandbox making "cookies". All the other families had already left. I felt like an irresponsible parent (although a level below the people who smoke pot with their kids), in allowing my preschool children to play so late. Preempted by a four year old. First S takes off h...
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Don't Bite Blue: Keeping fingers crossed
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THIS BLOG IS CHEAP THERAPY FOR ME. Monday, April 26, 2010. Hope I'm not giving my daughter an eating complex. I promised her a pretzel that she waited patiently for. When I was ready to give it to her, she found a stray jelly bean on the countertop. She promptly popped it into her mouth and I told her I wasn't going to give her a pretzel since she was having the jelly bean. She said, I can spit out the jelly bean, which she did. She didn't even believe it, "I can have both? Posted by Cassandra Jupiter.
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Don't Bite Blue: The Amazing Human Body
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THIS BLOG IS CHEAP THERAPY FOR ME. Wednesday, September 5, 2012. The Amazing Human Body. We were looking at a medically inspired drawn picture of the human body and its various parts. What are those red grapes? D says in her loud booming voice. "Red blood cells," I answered. That's my stomach," as she points to the small and large intestine. Then, she correctly identifies the heart. She is puzzled by the eye. I ask her to look carefully at the ear and she correctly identifies it as such.
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Don't Bite Blue: This is why my cheap husband married me
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THIS BLOG IS CHEAP THERAPY FOR ME. Monday, April 26, 2010. This is why my cheap husband married me. Recently I vexed over the application for our temple membership. Mostly because I wasn't sure what to fill in for "Hebrew name" and the "Hebrew names" of my parents. Finally, upon the advisement of my mother in law, I left it all blank. Today I got a call from a temple official who inquired why I left it blank. Boy did I feel put on the spot. Then he went ahead and said, "Are you a Jewish person? Well it d...