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Things Parents Say to Toddlers | Adventures of the First Time Mom
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Adventures of the First Time Mom. Wacky, sad, funny, and relateable stories from a new mom just trying to figure it all out. Things Parents Say to Toddlers. On any given day, you’ll hear any parent say the most random things to their toddler, but I’m not talking about the basic things, like ‘no’ and ‘I SAID NO! 8220;Please don’t put your monkey in my coffee! 8220;Yes, that’s your penis, now please stop touching it so I can get your diaper on.”. 8220;No more lotion, you’ve used enough! 8220;Yay for poopy!
10 MORE Things I’ve Learned About Motherhood So Far | Adventures of the First Time Mom
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Adventures of the First Time Mom. Wacky, sad, funny, and relateable stories from a new mom just trying to figure it all out. 10 MORE Things I’ve Learned About Motherhood So Far. 4 Toys that make noise are not the bane of my existence. If I hear his little airplane toy ask me “is everyone on board? Where did he crawl off to? Which brings me to #5…. 6 I can divide my attention and multitask with the best of ’em. I can pay attention to Jackson, the t.v., my homework, and anything else happ...8 Babies start ...
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Birth of a Soccer Mom | Adventures of the First Time Mom
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Adventures of the First Time Mom. Wacky, sad, funny, and relateable stories from a new mom just trying to figure it all out. Birth of a Soccer Mom. Once it was time to move Jackson from an infant carrier to a nice, big, convertible car seat (and GOOD LORD are they big and bulky! I mean, look at that! The passenger side seat ended up being shoved so far forward that I couldn’t even get in the car, and there was no hope for Jim. What were we going to do if we chose to have another kid? We immediately start...
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Adventures of the First Time Mom. Wacky, sad, funny, and relateable stories from a new mom just trying to figure it all out. I Am Nothing, But Am Everything. Jackson is now almost 9 months old. He’s pulling himself up, and slowly starting to cruise along furniture, taking a few steps here and there. He’s getting so big! Now, I know there are plenty of moms out there that have clingy babies that would gladly trade places with me. And I would gladly trade with them! That found out we had a child. Most of t...
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From Nebraska to Germany, the adventures of the Zwillinge. My Unsolicited Traveling Tips. TBD Photography – Deutschland. April 5, 2016. As soon as I hit the ‘post’ button on Facebook, I had immediately regretted it. The burning sensation of utter embarrassment rippled through my body. For the love of Pete! Read Article →. A Little About Me. You’re One In a Million. March 25, 2016. Read Article →. A Little About Me. It’s Time…. October 9, 2015. Read Article →. A Little About Me. The Curtains Talk Back.
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From Nebraska to Germany, the adventures of the Zwillinge. My Unsolicited Traveling Tips. TBD Photography – Deutschland. Monthly Archives: October 2015. It’s Time…. October 9, 2015. Life has been difficult lately, and I honestly feel like a complete ass for saying that. I’m blessed in so many waysmy husband who I adore, my children (bless their […]. Read Article →. A Little About Me. A Little About Me. Danielle, the author of this crazy adventure. View Full Profile →. Back in the day…. Kids are a Trip.
30 Before 30 | NebrZwillinge
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From Nebraska to Germany, the adventures of the Zwillinge. My Unsolicited Traveling Tips. TBD Photography – Deutschland. I’ll admit it, my twenties are quickly coming to a close*sigh*. Looking back over my younger years I realize that there were some questionable actions on my part, but I’d say that overall, my parents should thank me for being such a good kid. They have WAY less gray hairs than should be allowed for their. 1 Travel to at least. Spain (July 3rd, 2013). France (April 6th, 2013). Consideri...
When Miniature Lawnmowers Attack! | NebrZwillinge
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From Nebraska to Germany, the adventures of the Zwillinge. My Unsolicited Traveling Tips. TBD Photography – Deutschland. When Miniature Lawnmowers Attack! January 30, 2015. In A Little About Me. You want to know what complete bone-chilling-I’m-going-to-die-and-I’m-not-even-wearing-a-bra feels like? Evil creepy lawnmower…. Announcing the name chosen for our newest arrival…A German name deserves a traditional German announcement. Lexi and I, waiting on our Bavarian goodies to arrive. Even without the epidu...
Meeting My Maker | NebrZwillinge
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From Nebraska to Germany, the adventures of the Zwillinge. My Unsolicited Traveling Tips. TBD Photography – Deutschland. March 7, 2014. In A Little About Me. My first moment of “Oh sweet baby jeebus, please let this be a dream! Mom to the rescue! Bad…bad, bad idea. And because no blog post should go without a picture…here is Liam helping me prep a set for a photo session, with a teddy bear, but not the “Teddy”. Tags: Almost Two Year Olds.Oh God. I'm Getting No Sleep For The Next Week. Is sweet. Hshe.
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From Nebraska to Germany, the adventures of the Zwillinge. My Unsolicited Traveling Tips. TBD Photography – Deutschland. TBD Photography – Deutschland. About TBD Photography – Deutschland. Back home in Nebraska I’ve had the joy of watching my mom and twin sister start and grow their business, TBD Photography. Which I am sure that you’ve guessed already, but that is where the name TBD Photography – Deutschland comes from. What does TBD stand for you might ask? Leave a Reply Cancel reply. A Little About Me.
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From Nebraska to Germany, the adventures of the Zwillinge. My Unsolicited Traveling Tips. TBD Photography – Deutschland. Monthly Archives: February 2015. The Curtains Talk Back. February 6, 2015. Ten days after Otto’s birth, the whole family…grandparents included, packed up and headed to Strasbourg, France. Normally this would be something that I wouldn’t suggest doing, so here’s my disclaimer…don’t […]. Read Article →. A Little About Me. Danielle, the author of this crazy adventure. Kids are a Trip.
So I had this thing called a Birthday… | NebrZwillinge
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From Nebraska to Germany, the adventures of the Zwillinge. My Unsolicited Traveling Tips. TBD Photography – Deutschland. So I had this thing called a Birthday…. March 3, 2014. In A Little About Me. 8230;and I am now an age that has two digits. Go figure! Making the rounds with FaceTime calls back home to hear how my birthday was being celebrated without me Stateside (I hope you enjoyed not having to share your birthday dessert this year Michelle! Due to missing out on the shenanigans that happened on my ...
It’s Time… | NebrZwillinge
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From Nebraska to Germany, the adventures of the Zwillinge. My Unsolicited Traveling Tips. TBD Photography – Deutschland. It’s Time…. October 9, 2015. In A Little About Me. I need a hug! I need a breakLord do I need a break! She wanted her time in the spotlight too. I love this family, and miss them so much. What a better model to have than my own twin sister! Pushed the limits using intense lighting…in a parking garage. Beauty is everywhere! Zavian, a little boy full of life (he’s so fun! I’m so gl...
As If I Didn’t Have Enough To Do Today… | NebrZwillinge
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From Nebraska to Germany, the adventures of the Zwillinge. My Unsolicited Traveling Tips. TBD Photography – Deutschland. As If I Didn’t Have Enough To Do Today…. September 17, 2014. Tomorrow my sister and her family arrives from the States. Hooray! Abram, on the hand, has much bigger plans for his day…yeah buddy! Abram…the ever talented barber. And now added on my list of things to do…clean up this mess, and shave a certain mini’s head. Goody…. Oh those beautiful blond locks. A Tale of 5 Months Past.
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Adventures of The Fab Five
Adventures of The Fab Five. Friday, May 6, 2011. Clark is five and is one of five dynamic kids. Friday and saturday clark gets to have a birthday party and eat some cake. He got a reasonably price 15 foot trampoline and numerous other gifts from family and friends. if you are coming to the party it starts at 3 o'clock and stops when the kids drop from exhaustion. West valley look out etta has planned the most overly stated birthday party since the royal wedding and all are invited. Monday, March 28, 2011.
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Adventures of the Family K
Adventures of the Family K. What's going on with our growing family. Life and times of Isaac, Samantha, toddler Evan and baby K. Wednesday, June 13, 2012. Yes, I bribed my child to use the toilet and I am ok with it :). It has been 5 days and we haven't had an accident since Sunday and dry during naps most days. This boy rocks! The real test will be next week when our family comes to visit and a lot of car rides. Thank goodness for portable potties and piddle pads for the car seats. Evan has been saying ...
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Adventures of the Fat Lesbian
Adventures of the Fat Lesbian. It's me again, Internet. Tuesday, September 22, 2009. Yeah, I've been busy. That's a pretty standard excuse for not posting on your own blog. But, while things have been totally crazy (bought a house! I may be back one day. Who knows? I will keep this place up as it has my handy blogroll that I use for my daily blog reading. I'll still be reading your blogs and (hopefully) doing a better job of commenting. Email can be sent to aotfl@sbcglobal.net or just leave a comment.
Adventures of The Fearless – The art of travel
Adventures of The Fearless. The art of travel. Scroll down to content. February 15, 2017. February 15, 2017. Five reasons to travel while you’re still young. We’ve got you covered. Not a big fan of history and geography? Feeling lost and out of place is not a novel thought to us youngsters. Thankfully, travelling gives the time you need to focus on yourself and make positive changes in life. Travelling is a journey of self-discovery. Get lost and find yourself. Many younger people prioritize education, w...
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Adventures of the First Time Mom | Wacky, sad, funny, and relateable stories from a new mom just trying to figure it all out
Adventures of the First Time Mom. Wacky, sad, funny, and relateable stories from a new mom just trying to figure it all out. Things Parents Say to Toddlers. On any given day, you’ll hear any parent say the most random things to their toddler, but I’m not talking about the basic things, like ‘no’ and ‘I SAID NO! 8220;Please don’t put your monkey in my coffee! 8220;Yes, that’s your penis, now please stop touching it so I can get your diaper on.”. 8220;No more lotion, you’ve used enough! 8220;Yay for poopy!
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Adventures of the Fit Foodies. Just another WordPress site. July 7, 2014. Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!
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The Adventures of a flat doll. Join her journey and share the fun as she travels around the world from one blogger home to another. will you be next? Tuesday, October 12, 2010. The Travels of Flat Princess continue. Flat Princess has been hanging out with me this week. She thinks it is pretty quiet and laid back around here in the north woods. I think I will saddle up one of the horses and take her for a wild ride through the north woods and maybe she would like that! From Rocking Chair Reflections!
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Adventures of The Foodaholic
Adventures of The Foodaholic. Something's Brewing In The Kitchen. Wednesday, May 13, 2015. Party with Macy's American Icons at Aventura Mall. I am a member of the Everywhere Society and Everywhere has provided me with compensation for this post. However, all thoughts and opinions expressed are my own. Oh say can you eat? Head on over to the Macy's store in Aventura Mall on Saturday, May 16th at noon,. A coalition of veteran-focused, non-profit partners who are working to help veterans make America strong...
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Adventures of the Forrest Family
Adventures of the Forrest Family. Just the right amount of crazy. Friday, November 21, 2008. I get through the public goodbye without any tears and get to the car when Jessie asks me when she will be back. I break down and say tomorrow night. I put all the kids to bed and when I put her to bed, Jessie asked if she could pray for Jaylyn. I said sure. What I heard her pray, I will never forget:. I pray that Jaylyn has fun. I pray she is safe and comes home tomorrow afternoon. I pray that God is with her.
