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That's nice, Cheeks: February 2007
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That's nice, Cheeks. Horseshit, nonsense and tomfoolery exposed in Our Time. Sunday, February 04, 2007. Reprinted from last year.it's the same old shit, after all). Well, here it is again. It's time for the Super Bowl, and you know what? I don't give two shits from Sheboygan about any of it. And then there is the television hype, though I am spared that, thank Christ, because I had the good sense to get rid of my television several years ago, which has turned out to be one of the smartest things I've eve...
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That's nice, Cheeks: July 2005
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That's nice, Cheeks. Horseshit, nonsense and tomfoolery exposed in Our Time. Monday, July 11, 2005. Mama, don't you give all the lard away,. Save some up for a rainy day. Some '20s or '30s jug band whose name I can't recall. I don't have a lot of time at the moment, but I have been hankering to tell you about something that happened on the way during my trip here to Stately Wayne Manor. But this is a bit different from that, in fact a lot different, but I found it nearly as disgusting. There is a genetic...
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That's nice, Cheeks: December 2004
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That's nice, Cheeks. Horseshit, nonsense and tomfoolery exposed in Our Time. Wednesday, December 08, 2004. Rear Admirals (The meaning of "That's Nice, Cheeks". I started this blog yesterday. Since then I have received in excess of 17,000 e-mails asking what the name "That's Nice, Cheeks" means. Of course, everyone on the staff read the note, which is what you deserve if you leave anything in a computer system in an office. And the response to this plea for a lousy day off? Unless, of course, you are a wo...
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That's nice, Cheeks: April 2006
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That's nice, Cheeks. Horseshit, nonsense and tomfoolery exposed in Our Time. Sunday, April 30, 2006. Here I am recovering from a long run on a beautiful day. I have just enough time to choke down enough alcohol to make working on this beautiful day tolerable, but while I am doing so I wanted to tell you a WBA story. But my friend moved on, and eventually a small cadre of the newer crew came up with an even better contest: the now-coveted WBA title, or World's Biggest Asshole. But the criteria have ch...
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That's nice, Cheeks: January 2007
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That's nice, Cheeks. Horseshit, nonsense and tomfoolery exposed in Our Time. Thursday, January 25, 2007. Anyway, the setup. I went to Montreal for two days last week. Montreal is the greatest city in North America, and I say that full well knowing I have not been to all the cities in North America, and even if I had time and money to go to all of them I wouldn't bother because I know that Montreal is the best of the lot. I said (with the French accent, best I could manage), and started to retreat. Pardon...
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That's nice, Cheeks: September 2006
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That's nice, Cheeks. Horseshit, nonsense and tomfoolery exposed in Our Time. Sunday, September 24, 2006. Coffee break's over; back on your heads. This probably doesn't qualify as a "real" post. It's more serving notice that yes, I do want to invite myself back into your hard drives (you know what I mean.stop it) or whatever it is, and yes, I do feel refreshed, and no, in the interim I was not bitten by any poisonous spiders or anything. Posted by Fiddler at 8:41 AM. A weary observer of the jackass parade.
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That's nice, Cheeks: March 2006
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That's nice, Cheeks. Horseshit, nonsense and tomfoolery exposed in Our Time. Friday, March 31, 2006. So I made a new friend the other day. A new friend of sorts, anyway. This is not someone I would play pinochle with, or invite over to my house to use my toilet. It's just one of those acquaintances you meet along life's road who is momentarily interesting. What a fucking deal! Anyway, the next time I was in the store he recognized me and we shot the shit a little. Shooting the shit is pretty much a g...
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That's nice, Cheeks: October 2005
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That's nice, Cheeks. Horseshit, nonsense and tomfoolery exposed in Our Time. Thursday, October 20, 2005. A Species of Idiot. I know, I know.I just added an entry the other day. Was it yesterday? Beats me. All the days run into each other anymore. You get the drill. So first off, a sideshow: as I am walking in a guy sitting on a box starts giving me a spiel about how his "old lady" (wife? Grandmother who smells like exotic cheese? So this asshole, this fuckhead, this stupid woman, then looks right at the ...
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That's nice, Cheeks: June 2005
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That's nice, Cheeks. Horseshit, nonsense and tomfoolery exposed in Our Time. Sunday, June 05, 2005. Four Men and a Tire. My parents always taught me that compassion for others is a very important trait to develop, but I am sad to report that my growth in that particular area has been stunted by continual exposure to the world and how it really works. Anyway, remember L- - y Tax Service, the place that robs the poor and stupid and gives to the rich? RAC is based on the same principle. Their scam, howe...
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That's nice, Cheeks: November 2005
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That's nice, Cheeks. Horseshit, nonsense and tomfoolery exposed in Our Time. Thursday, November 17, 2005. A dent in the noggin. And those homes are owned by professional athletes who play for the Philly and New York teams. And one of the houses right outside the town limits is owned by Beetlejuice, that weird-ass guy on the Howard Stern show. My brother even ran into him at the local convenience store. But it was interesting to walk past the damned church where that "A Mighty Fortress Is Our God" tune (s...