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Daily Mel: Wakey wakey, rise and whine!
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Motherhood has never been so much fun. Wednesday, 29 August 2012. Wakey wakey, rise and whine! So my kids are in training for the Babylympics. Their strongest event is the Wakey Mummy Relay. They pass the Wakey Wakey baton back and forth all night sometimes. They have perfected the smoothest of change-overs. Goodness, I'm so proud of them. The Terrible Toddler is also in training for the Whine-athon, at times she manages to keep it up all day - and that takes some skill. Wednesday, August 29, 2012. Pour ...
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Daily Mel: An ordinary afternoon
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Motherhood has never been so much fun. Thursday, 27 September 2012. Little Man is a film star at the tender age of 4.5 months! Just kidding. He actually had a fake baby on his back and just carried him for real in the last shot where he cycles away from the camera, Little Man chewing on one of his blond dreadlocks. It probably tastes of camomile,' he cooed afterwards, tickling Little Man under the chin, 'I use camomile shampoo for blond hair.'. I thought. Half way home, the karma ran out. The teaser is h...
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Daily Mel: October 2012
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Motherhood has never been so much fun. Friday, 5 October 2012. I've absolutely had it with the other mums at the park. Today my daughter tried to join a group of kids doodling on the ground and they instinctively closed ranks, snatching up their measly little stubs of chalk to stop her from joining in. Apparently, this kind of cliquey behavior extends well beyond the age of five. Some mums are in. And some of us would definitely be the last ones chosen for the rounders team. 5) they're just bitches.
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Daily Mel: March 2014
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Motherhood has never been so much fun. Thursday, 6 March 2014. Philosophical: "I am me". Rage-filled: "Mummy, you're NOT my friend! Pensive: "Old people are gonna be dead". Worried: "But those ones which are alive, they aren't dead ? Soppy: "Mummy, I love you so much, I want to marry you". At the traffic lights). Curious: "Why has the green man got no clothes on? Scathing: "That girl has fat legs". Mature: "I used to play with that/wear that/watch that when I was two! Thursday, March 06, 2014. Lead us no...
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Daily Mel: November 2012
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Motherhood has never been so much fun. Thursday, 15 November 2012. You'll never walk alone. Me: Hi, the scan went well, all's ok. We're out for dinner. You alright? Mum: Great news. We're fine. What are you eating? Me: Ribollita [yum]. G's just outside on the phone, left me on my own - typical! Mum: You're pregnant, you'll never be on your own again! Me: Ha - lovely :). Now, three years and two babies later, I can't believe how sweet I thought that sounded. Do you know what? Thursday, November 15, 2012.
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Daily Mel: Pass the bucket
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Motherhood has never been so much fun. Friday, 7 February 2014. Now the sickness has passed, leaving a tsunami of washing in its wake. Obviously it's 5°C and pouring with rain outside so you can be fairly sure that if you stand still enough in our house then I WILL drape a sheet on you to dry. I yearn for an airing cupboard. I thought. Only one way to find out. Oh poo. Shall we talk about ironing? Friday, February 07, 2014. 7 February 2014 at 15:46. You’re so cool! I dont suppose Ive learn anything like ...
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Daily Mel: January 2014
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Motherhood has never been so much fun. Wednesday, 29 January 2014. What have we done? Apart from interbreeding with the locals and infiltrating the supermarket with our baked beans and our sweet chilli sauce). Anyway, somehow, I made her laugh and for a second she was on my side for once. All was well with the world. But then my nuts were nicked and I had to go back to the supermarket feeling totally daft. Wednesday, January 29, 2014. Wednesday, 15 January 2014. 4 You will feel fat. 11 Good customer serv...
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Daily Mel: You'll never walk alone
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Motherhood has never been so much fun. Thursday, 15 November 2012. You'll never walk alone. Me: Hi, the scan went well, all's ok. We're out for dinner. You alright? Mum: Great news. We're fine. What are you eating? Me: Ribollita [yum]. G's just outside on the phone, left me on my own - typical! Mum: You're pregnant, you'll never be on your own again! Me: Ha - lovely :). Now, three years and two babies later, I can't believe how sweet I thought that sounded. Do you know what? Thursday, November 15, 2012.
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Daily Mel: September 2012
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Motherhood has never been so much fun. Thursday, 27 September 2012. Little Man is a film star at the tender age of 4.5 months! Just kidding. He actually had a fake baby on his back and just carried him for real in the last shot where he cycles away from the camera, Little Man chewing on one of his blond dreadlocks. It probably tastes of camomile,' he cooed afterwards, tickling Little Man under the chin, 'I use camomile shampoo for blond hair.'. I thought. Half way home, the karma ran out. Subscribe to: P...