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July | 2010 | No Really - It\'s Just My Face
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No Really – It ’s Just My Face. I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter! Archive for July, 2010. Chickens and People….all the same, really. I have terrible taste in TV. Terrible. So tonight, I was watching Kate plus Eight (shut up, I already know I’m a bad person for that). In this lovely episode, amongst other things, they got themselves some chickens. Chickens just walk around with like, a hole in ther abdomen with a space for an egg to grow until they…? He stares at me. He stares at me. In which...
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June | 2009 | No Really - It\'s Just My Face
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No Really – It ’s Just My Face. I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter! Archive for June, 2009. And what is on your head? This commercial makes me unreasonably mad. Like, outright angry. It hits some part of my brain that makes me want to punch people. I hate these damned caramel….drips. I hate their ugly spandex and their floppy weird hats. And their asexualness. And their stupid facial expressions. And the jiggling. It seriously pisses me off! How do I know this? Let me tell you. I haven’t...
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October | 2010 | No Really - It\'s Just My Face
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No Really – It ’s Just My Face. I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter! Archive for October, 2010. In which I geek out over ‘Old Book Smell’. It has no smell. It has no character. Nobody has written definitions in the margins, or underlined any passages that made them stop and think. There’s no way I can accidentally stain a page with coffee or pasta sauce and I can’t dog ear my favourite parts. Is there anything in the world better than the smell of a book? My Kindle is white. With grey writi...
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Window Farms. Dudes. | No Really - It\'s Just My Face
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No Really – It ’s Just My Face. I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter! Window Farms. Dudes. October 26, 2010. Yeah, not 360 million years old. My point is, I like plants but I’m deprived of them due to living circumstances. I also like growing food. SO Imagine my JOY when I discovered this. Then……….Window Farms. I know you aren’t clicking, so let me blab about it and shamelessly steal photos off their website to try to get you as excited about these as I am. On the other hand, just because more a...
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June | 2010 | No Really - It\'s Just My Face
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No Really – It ’s Just My Face. I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter! Archive for June, 2010. Office Jargon Decoding, 101. The office environment is riddled with inuenda, hidden meaning, reading between the lines and flat out lies. Terms have been created to make things sound much more PC and acceptable in today’s over-litigious world. If we said what we meant, we’d all get our asses sued until next Tuesday. Or whatever that ridiculous saying is. 8220;I’ll pass that along, thanks! Shit I totally...
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February | 2010 | No Really - It\'s Just My Face
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No Really – It ’s Just My Face. I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter! Archive for February, 2010. On the move again….what’s the number for pizza? I’m moving again. Insert world’s largest, most dramatic and heavy sigh here. I’m at the point where the inevitable is occurring around mealtimes. The combining of random non-perishables, and claiming they are edible in their new culinary marriage. They probably aren’t. Who the hell needs that much Jell-o? I can’t even MAKE Jell-o! My fridge has a coupl...
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May | 2010 | No Really - It\'s Just My Face
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No Really – It ’s Just My Face. I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter! Archive for May, 2010. How about you just shut up. So today is apparently ‘Quit Facebook Day’. I for one, have already spent a disgusting amount of time on Facebook today, mostly admiring my beauuuutiful new profile pic of myself that I managed to snag with Maytina. In my mind, that’s what Facebook is for. Dicking around and killing time while I wait for 5 o’clock to roll around. We live in a world obsessed with voyeurism, and...
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Why leggings are to blame for the destruction of our planet. | No Really - It\'s Just My Face
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No Really – It ’s Just My Face. I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter! Why leggings are to blame for the destruction of our planet. September 19, 2010. I remember owning leggings. When I was 7. I think 7 should be the maximum legging-wearing age allowed. If you are of the age where you can cross the street without holding someone’s hand, you should put on pants. I don’t care if you wear a long sweater that covers your ass, it isn’t covering your thighs. And when you sit down? Should I buy these?
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An Open Letter to Ottawa and it’s Citizens | No Really - It\'s Just My Face
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No Really – It ’s Just My Face. I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter! An Open Letter to Ottawa and it’s Citizens. September 18, 2010. 8211; A mullet is not an acceptable hairstyle north of the Mason-Dixon Line. Please get thee to a fucking salon. 8211; Oui is pronounced ‘wee’, not ‘way’. You all sound like ducks. You claim to speak French, but you speak Quebecois. It’s an ugly language. You’re in a 1993 Toyota….GO! You can’t hurt it, it’s already dead. When I give you the address of my workplace...
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July | 2009 | No Really - It\'s Just My Face
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No Really – It ’s Just My Face. I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter! Archive for July, 2009. This is my post about stuff and junk. 8211; Frugal July? Um….well. I haven’t bought ANY yarn all month! Mind you, that’s totally negated by the flight I took, which wasn’t free (pshaw). Also, giving up expensive overpriced coffee is harder than one might think. On the other hand, I didn’t buy any alcohol! So I HAD to. It felt powerful and vindicating. 8211; I bought a product today. An expensive pro...
